<![CDATA[You know what's way better than SpaceX?]]>You know what's way better than SpaceX? Baby goats.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/5a127b27-3c6d-47ca-b668-f806d28f621a/you-know-what-s-way-better-than-spacexRSS for NodeThu, 14 May 2026 00:51:50 GMTMon, 11 May 2026 18:41:25 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Tue, 12 May 2026 04:28:46 GMT]]>@Artemis_Fo @sundogplanets and some astronomy update

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/giutilt/statuses/116559716478972834https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/giutilt/statuses/116559716478972834Tue, 12 May 2026 04:28:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Tue, 12 May 2026 04:28:00 GMT]]>@sundogplanets hell yeah ! Baby goats a thousand times! Baby goats for president! Ok, nah really, but... Who would notice ? Not that much of a difference.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/giutilt/statuses/116559713465901522https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/giutilt/statuses/116559713465901522Tue, 12 May 2026 04:28:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Tue, 12 May 2026 03:47:08 GMT]]>@sundogplanets Does this ACTUALLY need to be said?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/savera/statuses/116559552725947961https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/savera/statuses/116559552725947961Tue, 12 May 2026 03:47:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:58:44 GMT]]>@sundogplanets Ah? Sounds so cute!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://allovertheplace.ca/users/mcourcel/statuses/116559362417622214https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://allovertheplace.ca/users/mcourcel/statuses/116559362417622214Tue, 12 May 2026 02:58:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:34:43 GMT]]>@sundogplanets

Baby goats are indeed excellent, but to be fair, gargling raw shit and razorblades at the same time is probably better than SpaceX.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/imalcolm/statuses/116559268014926244https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/imalcolm/statuses/116559268014926244Tue, 12 May 2026 02:34:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Tue, 12 May 2026 02:12:03 GMT]]>@sundogplanets I mean, at least make the choices roughly even. Goats vs fresh sourdough biscuits, and Musk vs moldy sweat socks or something.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/cascheranno/statuses/116559178833356560https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/cascheranno/statuses/116559178833356560Tue, 12 May 2026 02:12:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Tue, 12 May 2026 01:26:46 GMT]]>@rootwyrm @briankrebs Goat poo is much softer than space debris, and not travelling at 7 km/s!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116559000783813709https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116559000783813709Tue, 12 May 2026 01:26:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:43:21 GMT]]>@sundogplanets Only had the privilege of being around a sweet 2-day old baby goat named Pixie years ago and was instantly smitten. They're so cheerful, wag their little tails, have tiny sweet faces. Like puppies. ❤️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kristen_d/statuses/116558594167662503https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kristen_d/statuses/116558594167662503Mon, 11 May 2026 23:43:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:25:17 GMT]]>@briankrebs @sundogplanets if they would only stop chewing holes and all the space suits

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/MHowell/statuses/116558523088129697https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/MHowell/statuses/116558523088129697Mon, 11 May 2026 23:25:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:14:41 GMT]]>@sundogplanets spaceX is a pretty low bar. Baby goats, on the other hand, are a pretty high one.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116558481393977764https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116558481393977764Mon, 11 May 2026 23:14:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:12:07 GMT]]>@sundogplanets @briankrebs

I am team goat here. Never heard of a goat demanding the right to drop space trash all over Texas

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/CorvidCrone/statuses/116558471339098169https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/CorvidCrone/statuses/116558471339098169Mon, 11 May 2026 23:12:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:07:45 GMT]]>@sundogplanets the kids are alright.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://avatastic.uk/users/avatastic/statuses/116558454168716157https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://avatastic.uk/users/avatastic/statuses/116558454168716157Mon, 11 May 2026 23:07:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:07:08 GMT]]>@sundogplanets @briankrebs look, I know which of the two I trust more to clean up after themselves.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116558451754819715https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116558451754819715Mon, 11 May 2026 23:07:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:07:08 GMT]]>@sundogplanets @briankrebs goats don't understand orbital mechanics and would value fresh hay over orbital injections.
ADVANTAGE: GOAT

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friendsofdesoto.social/users/NickGates/statuses/116558451764849135https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friendsofdesoto.social/users/NickGates/statuses/116558451764849135Mon, 11 May 2026 23:07:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:05:37 GMT]]>@kieran @briankrebs @sundogplanets ...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116558445760081901https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116558445760081901Mon, 11 May 2026 23:05:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:05:23 GMT]]>@briankrebs I have doubts as to whether Musk or my goats would make worse decisions about the future consequences of launching things into orbit.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116558444862110461https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116558444862110461Mon, 11 May 2026 23:05:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:03:18 GMT]]>@david_preston @sundogplanets I see what you did there

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.circl.lu/users/quinn/statuses/116558436672044954https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.circl.lu/users/quinn/statuses/116558436672044954Mon, 11 May 2026 23:03:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 23:01:54 GMT]]>@kieran @briankrebs @sundogplanets deep cut, bravo.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.circl.lu/users/quinn/statuses/116558431132765352https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.circl.lu/users/quinn/statuses/116558431132765352Mon, 11 May 2026 23:01:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 22:58:12 GMT]]>@sundogplanets good thing you posted the picture. Otherwise, I was going to say "untreated neurosyphilis."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116558416598519643https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116558416598519643Mon, 11 May 2026 22:58:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 22:53:47 GMT]]>@briankrebs @sundogplanets ...coast to coast?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hom.ph/users/kieran/statuses/116558399253334590https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hom.ph/users/kieran/statuses/116558399253334590Mon, 11 May 2026 22:53:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 22:53:24 GMT]]>@sundogplanets yes but you have to admit Space Goat has a nice ring to it 🙂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/briankrebs/statuses/116558397718687000https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/briankrebs/statuses/116558397718687000Mon, 11 May 2026 22:53:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 21:59:53 GMT]]>@sundogplanets Have you ever had the joy of bottle feeding one? It's adorable.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pwl.farted.net/users/pwloftus/statuses/116558187308303167https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pwl.farted.net/users/pwloftus/statuses/116558187308303167Mon, 11 May 2026 21:59:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 21:05:32 GMT]]>@sundogplanets their little noses and ears look so soft!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/wallacewords/statuses/116557973608970677https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/wallacewords/statuses/116557973608970677Mon, 11 May 2026 21:05:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know what's way better than SpaceX? on Mon, 11 May 2026 20:42:50 GMT]]>@sundogplanets 😍

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/zynmaster/statuses/116557884306008976https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/zynmaster/statuses/116557884306008976Mon, 11 May 2026 20:42:50 GMT