<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[&quot;Look, all things being equal, I would have preferred that Trump had keeled over from a mid-burger stroke on the campaign trail in 2016.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p class="quote-inline">RE: <a href="https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic/116438195217556334" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>mamot.fr/@pluralistic/11643819</span><span>5217556334</span></a></p><p>"Look, all things being equal, I would have preferred that Trump had keeled over from a mid-burger stroke on the campaign trail in 2016. But when life gives you SARS, you make sarsaparilla. This is a deeply shitty timeline, but Comrade Trump keeps tripping over his red tie. Let's take the wins." - <span><a href="/user/pluralistic%40mamot.fr">@<span>pluralistic</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://helvede.net/tags/uspol" rel="tag">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href="https://helvede.net/tags/intpol" rel="tag">#<span>intpol</span></a> <a href="https://helvede.net/tags/fossilfuels" rel="tag">#<span>fossilfuels</span></a> <a href="https://helvede.net/tags/sustainability" rel="tag">#<span>sustainability</span></a> <a href="https://helvede.net/tags/EnergyTransition" rel="tag">#<span>EnergyTransition</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/5aaa6967-5f1f-4aba-b077-636ed58c5608/look-all-things-being-equal-i-would-have-preferred-that-trump-had-keeled-over-from-a-mid-burger-stroke-on-the-campaign-trail-in-2016.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 16:08:14 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/5aaa6967-5f1f-4aba-b077-636ed58c5608.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 07:16:07 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl></channel></rss>