<![CDATA[Ruin a book by adding a word]]>Ruin a book by adding a word

The EVIL Bible
Captain Corelli's Mandolin Hammer
Pride and Racial Prejudice
The Problematic Godfather
The Great Big Gatsby
The Count Dracula of Monty Cristo
The Lord of the Penis Rings
Black Beauty Pageant
Watership Down Syndrome
The Erotic Tale of Peter Rabbit
The Secret Murder Diary of Adrian Mole
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Massacre

(reckon I've improved some NOT ALL of these tbh)

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Wide Sargasso Sea Monkeys

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/117422528678908409https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/117422528678908409Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:33:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:30:09 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey Harry Potter and the goblet of fire marihuana. I'd read that one

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ace

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Honk If You Could See What I Hear
Watership Bring Down
Brat Summer Farrar
The Daughter of Time Shares
Hey Jude the Obscure
The Cuckoo's Egg Salad

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House Of Seven Fewer Gables

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/cgsines/statuses/117422486478852575https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/cgsines/statuses/117422486478852575Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:22:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:21:54 GMT]]>@kimlockhartga @TheBreadmonkey I like how "ear" connects to both "tin" and "drum".

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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Galaga

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/117422477262433301https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/117422477262433301Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:20:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:18:36 GMT]]>@amiserabilist

@TheBreadmonkey @HeatherMJ @drgroftehauge the backstory on "everyone"

https://youtu.be/DKufJ3L6mbY?is=-29rzf4CR451CBlo

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/astronot/statuses/117422470996430035https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/astronot/statuses/117422470996430035Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:18:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:16:01 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey Let's see if I can make this my last one:

The Natural Redhead

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cocoadog/statuses/117422460882650061https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cocoadog/statuses/117422460882650061Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:16:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:13:48 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey I'm trying really hard not to hyperfocus on this for hours.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cocoadog/statuses/117422452164127347https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cocoadog/statuses/117422452164127347Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:13:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:13:23 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey All Quiet on the Western Cold Front

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Farewell, My Lovely Toenail
The Naked Picture of Dorian Gray
Double Dutch Indemnity
The Burger King in Yellow
Bridge Partner to Terabithia
Frog and Toad Are Not Friends
The Basset Hound of the Baskervilles

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]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117422445234861917https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117422445234861917Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:12:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:11:43 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey Sophie's Choice Morsels

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I Who Have Never Known Good Men
The Love Shack
The Ocean at the End of the Bowling Lane
Kafka on the Jersey Shore
The Rose Bro Code
Go Ask Alice Cooper

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Liza Minelli of Lambeth

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/surdfish/statuses/117422427379805610https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/surdfish/statuses/117422427379805610Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:07:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:07:18 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey Not sure which I prefer,

The Once and Future Short King

or

The Once and Future Drag King

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The others are kinda funny though.]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.g33ky.de/objects/de171c16-0044-431d-b1b2-136eb9734307https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.g33ky.de/objects/de171c16-0044-431d-b1b2-136eb9734307Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:06:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:00:16 GMT]]>@TheBreadmonkey
I know why the caged bird sings: treats
Racist Jane Eyre
A Void EEEEEEEE

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You guys are masters of the art.
I'm dying here.
Thanx 4 the lulz.
Bong hits 4 ruining book titles.

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Portrait of the Balloon Artist as a Young Man
Fuck the Iliad
The Human Shit Stain
Devil in a Blue Head Dress

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/117422354351987602https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/117422354351987602Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:48:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:41:35 GMT]]>@Theorem_Poem @_thegeoff @TheBreadmonkey I saw Mansfield Parking Lot play in the Royal Oak in Bishops Cleeve back in 1999.

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Wide-Load Sargasso Sea
Leftover Hand of Darkness

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/117422323789411033https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/c0dec0dec0de/statuses/117422323789411033Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:41:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ruin a book by adding a word on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:35:52 GMT]]>@Devonkiwi @TheBreadmonkey I had this exact same thought and was afraid to say it!

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