<![CDATA[“Have magic 8 balls gone too far?]]>“Have magic 8 balls gone too far? Steve Newman, CEO of Open8Ball think we are now only a matter of months away from an 8 balls induced doomsday event.”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/5ed04102-e69f-48bd-a348-f620f8009261/have-magic-8-balls-gone-too-farRSS for NodeFri, 23 Oct 2026 03:12:11 GMTSat, 10 Oct 2026 09:19:09 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to “Have magic 8 balls gone too far? on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 15:07:42 GMT]]>@Sylvhem Trump anxiously re-folding his paper fortune teller trying to find out if Putin reciprocates his feelings, while kicking his heels in bed and gossiping on the phone with Susan Dell

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://raphus.social/ap/users/116366479330331657/statuses/117422900047918324https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://raphus.social/ap/users/116366479330331657/statuses/117422900047918324Sun, 11 Oct 2026 15:07:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “Have magic 8 balls gone too far? on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 14:47:19 GMT]]>@Sylvhem Steve Newballs, proponent of having 8 balls instead of the average 0.8.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floppy.peepee.party/users/eviloatmeal/statuses/01M4NPXEDF1Q4KPDE0ZV95D5KEhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floppy.peepee.party/users/eviloatmeal/statuses/01M4NPXEDF1Q4KPDE0ZV95D5KESun, 11 Oct 2026 14:47:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “Have magic 8 balls gone too far? on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 10:10:37 GMT]]>@Sylvhem
Interrogé sur les probabilités d'une apocalypse induite par ses propres produits sa réponse aurait été "reessayez plus tard" puis lorsqu'à nouveau sollicité "c'est certain",
d'aucun disent qu'il serait biaisé par ses propres produits et questionnent la production de boules magiques dont certaines des faces aident à organiser des attentats ou diffusent des mensonges dangereux sur des minorités opprimées,
ainsi que l'exploitation de population pauvres pour l'affinement des réponses et le largage de teinture bleue dans les réseaux d'eau avoisinants les désormais douze mille usines autour du globe (rappelons qu'une partie d'elles servant à construire des dés standards, aucune critique venant de quelqu'un ayant déjà utilisé un dé ne serait alors être acceptée)

Ces gens là, rappelle notre confrère journaliste sur 8ballTV, ne savent tout simplement pas vivre avec leur temps.]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://peculiar.florist/notes/as5ssjc98w7k7verhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://peculiar.florist/notes/as5ssjc98w7k7verSat, 10 Oct 2026 10:10:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “Have magic 8 balls gone too far? on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:59:39 GMT]]>@Sylvhem I mean, if people are authorising magic 8 balls to make the decision on whether or not to launch nukes, I think there is legitimate cause for concern...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/substandard/statuses/117416026425509399https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/substandard/statuses/117416026425509399Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:59:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “Have magic 8 balls gone too far? on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:53:10 GMT]]>@Sylvhem

"Hasboro: Ouija board declared 'DETH TO HUMANITYY'; everyone at the table swears they didn't move the planchette"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/angiebaby/statuses/117416000942985636https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/angiebaby/statuses/117416000942985636Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:53:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “Have magic 8 balls gone too far? on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:27:17 GMT]]>@Sylvhem "Last News from the 8 balls industry :

Is shaking 8 balls ethical ? John Techbro, CEO of 8Ballic think the 8 balls could be feeling pain, shock and horror at this treatments.”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.aquilenet.fr/users/riff/statuses/117415899130773897https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.aquilenet.fr/users/riff/statuses/117415899130773897Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:27:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “Have magic 8 balls gone too far? on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:20:48 GMT]]>@Sylvhem @8ballgrok is that true ?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/modnarwave/statuses/117415873629818937https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/modnarwave/statuses/117415873629818937Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:20:48 GMT