<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink:]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink:</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/61cbfc2a-7af4-40e1-89ef-0be40431d17c/oh-dear-we-have-a-serious-leek-under-the-kitchen-sink</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 16:12:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/61cbfc2a-7af4-40e1-89ef-0be40431d17c.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 13:24:06 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink: on Mon, 19 Oct 2026 12:17:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fandasin%40social.linux.pizza">@<span>FandaSin</span></a></span> </p><p>My landlady told me it made her day, and 8 years later, I'm still here. <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/PonderStibbons/statuses/117467527650716493</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/PonderStibbons/statuses/117467527650716493</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ponderstibbons@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 12:17:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink: on Mon, 19 Oct 2026 12:14:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/disisdeguey2%40spore.social">@<span>disisdeguey2</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/ponderstibbons%40mas.to">@<span>PonderStibbons</span></a></span> pedro puerro de camuflage :0</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/CleefHanger/statuses/117467516744672407</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/CleefHanger/statuses/117467516744672407</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cleefhanger@mastodon.art]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 12:14:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink: on Mon, 19 Oct 2026 12:11:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ponderstibbons%40mas.to">@<span>PonderStibbons</span></a></span> A ver este <span><a href="/user/cleefhanger%40mastodon.art">@<span>CleefHanger</span></a></span> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😄" alt="😄" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://spore.social/ap/users/117308811748217043/statuses/117467506675971307</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://spore.social/ap/users/117308811748217043/statuses/117467506675971307</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[disisdeguey2@spore.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 12:11:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink: on Mon, 19 Oct 2026 12:10:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ponderstibbons%40mas.to">@<span>PonderStibbons</span></a></span> </p><p>It took me longer than I would like to admit.<img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f926.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--face_palm" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤦" alt="🤦" /><br />Then I've laughed out loud so my colleague asked me what's so funny....she laughed too.<img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f44d.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--+1" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="👍" alt="👍" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/FandaSin/statuses/117467502372436971</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/FandaSin/statuses/117467502372436971</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fandasin@social.linux.pizza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2026 12:10:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink: on Mon, 12 Oct 2026 10:43:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ponderstibbons%40mas.to" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>PonderStibbons</span></a></span> Mr. Poirot should investigate</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/itisiboller/statuses/117427524414159972</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/itisiboller/statuses/117427524414159972</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[itisiboller@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 10:43:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink: on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:50:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ponderstibbons%40mas.to">@<span>PonderStibbons</span></a></span> <br />That's easy to solve.  I don't think it would worry you at all.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nuwagaba2/statuses/117229604996507968</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nuwagaba2/statuses/117229604996507968</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nuwagaba2@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:50:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink: on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:48:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nuwagaba2%40mastodon.social">@<span>nuwagaba2</span></a></span> </p><p>By removing the leek from the middle of the bottom shelf. <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p><p>( I understand if English is not your first language,  I'm just a dumb Anglo who only knows English.  But we call the vegetable on the bottom shelf a "leek" as  opposed to a water "leak".<br />It's just a stupid English pun!)</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/PonderStibbons/statuses/117229596773936830</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/PonderStibbons/statuses/117229596773936830</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ponderstibbons@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:48:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh dear, we have a serious leek under the kitchen sink: on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:42:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ponderstibbons%40mas.to">@<span>PonderStibbons</span></a></span> <br />How is it fixed?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nuwagaba2/statuses/117229572631172212</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nuwagaba2/statuses/117229572631172212</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nuwagaba2@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:42:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>