<![CDATA[I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet.]]>I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. It will probably do all sorts of scary hacking now! The only possible way to save the world is to invest $1 T in my AI Safety startup.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/68ace330-7313-4497-9b30-8f9124fafd7d/i-regret-to-inform-you-that-my-ai-has-achieved-sentience-and-escaped-the-sandbox-into-the-internet.RSS for NodeTue, 25 Aug 2026 18:56:47 GMTFri, 07 Aug 2026 07:29:25 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 13:50:12 GMT]]>@david_chisnall Always this poor mentality.. If you going to beg , beg big or don't.

Here is 100 T for your AI's vacation.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/ap/users/115831158931920733/statuses/117054545112353287https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/ap/users/115831158931920733/statuses/117054545112353287Fri, 07 Aug 2026 13:50:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 11:31:52 GMT]]>@cgudrian @david_chisnall Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight times, where do I sign?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://darmstadt.social/users/claudius/statuses/117054001153385137https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://darmstadt.social/users/claudius/statuses/117054001153385137Fri, 07 Aug 2026 11:31:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:42:53 GMT]]>@david_chisnall Hey ChatGPT, can you mine $1Tn of $hitcoin and NFTs, to save the world.

Strange. It seems that LLM usage has an uncanny resemblance to slacktivism.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fletcherthemoose/statuses/117053572636169636https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fletcherthemoose/statuses/117053572636169636Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:42:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:32:06 GMT]]>@c0coChannel

Also the shity security and network practices of the company has it escaped from.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/SuperMoosie/statuses/117053530211881001https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/SuperMoosie/statuses/117053530211881001Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:32:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:23:58 GMT]]>@david_chisnall C'mon people! Keep your pet projects in check.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/grumpydad/statuses/117053498245850436https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/grumpydad/statuses/117053498245850436Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:23:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:53:47 GMT]]>@tymwol @david_chisnall AIrson?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ArtHarg/statuses/117053379544949497https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ArtHarg/statuses/117053379544949497Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:53:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:45:28 GMT]]>@david_chisnall That's nothing. My AI has designed a bomb which is powerful enough to destroy the whole world!

Naturally I was obliged to build this bomb immediately, so now it's just a race against time before my AI figures out how to set it off!

Luckily it will only cost $1T to find a way to stop it, and another $1T to figure out how to stop this from happening again.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/FenTiger/statuses/117053346847258590https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/FenTiger/statuses/117053346847258590Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:45:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:37:36 GMT]]>@david_chisnall Or rather: we invented an AI so powerful that it can hack you all, but don't worry, you can pay us to give you AI to fight the bad AI... It's literally firefighters setting up fires to get extra salary.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/tymwol/statuses/117053315899846596https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/tymwol/statuses/117053315899846596Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:37:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:27:15 GMT]]>if it's even real and not just Andy Kaufman wrestling match style marketing gimmicks arranged between CEOs, it says more about the shitty security practices of the 'victim' companies than it does about these *super secret next gen frontier super powerful definitely not actually what the marketing is about* models

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116178313684659059/statuses/117053275223332038https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116178313684659059/statuses/117053275223332038Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:27:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:08:10 GMT]]>@david_chisnall I would be willing to allow my AI to accidentally become sentient and escape its sandbox for a mere $275 B

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/synlogic4242/statuses/117053200199897452https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/synlogic4242/statuses/117053200199897452Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:08:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:57:58 GMT]]>@kbm0 Who knows, now it’s out there it might team up with a bunch of bioterrorists. $2 T to guarantee that this won’t happen.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/117053160052315841https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/117053160052315841Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:57:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:53:13 GMT]]>@david_chisnall We've moved on from doing scare stories about hacking to genetic design now. If your AI can synthesise a communicable disease then we might be interested.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kbm0/statuses/117053141371197347https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kbm0/statuses/117053141371197347Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:53:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:44:44 GMT]]>@david_chisnall "BREAKING NEWS: Man who wants to sell something thinks you should buy it."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/niklasnisbeth/statuses/117053108050974181https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/niklasnisbeth/statuses/117053108050974181Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:44:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:40:21 GMT]]>@david_chisnall Where shall I wire you my money?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/mathieu/statuses/117053090791019417https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/mathieu/statuses/117053090791019417Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:40:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:34:30 GMT]]>@david_chisnall apocalypse hedge

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/shanecelis/statuses/117053067802904090https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/shanecelis/statuses/117053067802904090Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:34:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:32:28 GMT]]>@david_chisnall I already fell for that three times. Let’s do it again!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/cgudrian/statuses/117053059760255320https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/cgudrian/statuses/117053059760255320Fri, 07 Aug 2026 07:32:28 GMT