<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/697968ba-335a-4e69-a271-58c751ad5cd4/wouldn-t-it-be-much-easier-if-they-just-kill-you-directly-at-the-tesla-dealership</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2026 18:49:36 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/697968ba-335a-4e69-a271-58c751ad5cd4.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 13:33:29 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 20:05:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thomasfuchs%40hachyderm.io">@<span>thomasfuchs</span></a></span> gotta let the general populace throw the middle finger at them first, it's a humiliation ritual</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Tiezep/statuses/117452382628320653</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Tiezep/statuses/117452382628320653</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tiezep@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 20:05:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 16:21:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thomasfuchs%40hachyderm.io">@<span>thomasfuchs</span></a></span> lol. Savage.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/117451503273187289</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/117451503273187289</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[feral_3d@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 16:21:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 15:58:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.ffcentral.net/@pmc">@<span>pmc</span></a></span> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /> <span><a href="/user/thomasfuchs%40hachyderm.io">@<span>thomasfuchs</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/prahou%40merveilles.town">@<span>prahou</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/connynasch/statuses/117451410221880389</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/connynasch/statuses/117451410221880389</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[connynasch@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 15:58:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 15:09:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thomasfuchs%40hachyderm.io" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>thomasfuchs</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/prahou%40merveilles.town" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>prahou</span></a></span> <a href="https://youtu.be/M7aqrtL7Bas" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>youtu.be/M7aqrtL7Bas</span><span></span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ffcentral.net/users/pmc/statuses/117451218840732713</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ffcentral.net/users/pmc/statuses/117451218840732713</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pmc@mastodon.ffcentral.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 15:09:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 14:55:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thomasfuchs%40hachyderm.io">@<span>thomasfuchs</span></a></span> your corpse loses half its value when it rolls off the lot anyway</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/cjgibilisco/statuses/117451164048143996</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/cjgibilisco/statuses/117451164048143996</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cjgibilisco@mastodon.gamedev.place]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 14:55:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 14:51:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thomasfuchs%40hachyderm.io">@<span>thomasfuchs</span></a></span> Was Tesla where Ernest Borgnine ended up in 'Soylent Green'?..</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sjcooke66/statuses/117451145991047138</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sjcooke66/statuses/117451145991047138</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sjcooke66@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 14:51:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 13:48:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thomasfuchs%40hachyderm.io">@<span>thomasfuchs</span></a></span> Death by hypergolic fuel inhalation wasn't something I was seeing as a part of my future.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://topspicy.social/users/alda/statuses/117450900702026020</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://topspicy.social/users/alda/statuses/117450900702026020</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alda@topspicy.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 13:48:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 13:40:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thomasfuchs%40hachyderm.io">@<span>thomasfuchs</span></a></span> Sounds like a job for "Rogue AI"</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/bremner/statuses/117450867907614922</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/bremner/statuses/117450867907614922</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bremner@mathstodon.xyz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 13:40:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Wouldn’t it be much easier if they just kill you directly at the Tesla dealership on Fri, 16 Oct 2026 13:38:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thomasfuchs%40hachyderm.io">@<span>thomasfuchs</span></a></span> Sweeney Todd Tesla.  I love it.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bsd.network/users/scrottie/statuses/117450860593978268</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bsd.network/users/scrottie/statuses/117450860593978268</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[scrottie@bsd.network]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 13:38:27 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>