<![CDATA[Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻]]>Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻

EDIT: Added requested full view of all seven scanned toilet paper segments

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/6ab5fae2-26b6-409a-9d73-eea8eacc8029/tested-it-for-you-the-epson-es-580w-only-scans-a-meter-of-toilet-paper...RSS for NodeMon, 05 Oct 2026 17:24:05 GMTSun, 20 Sep 2026 18:32:18 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 13:55:14 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson

Evil!

Also funny...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/ap/users/117270926559588907/statuses/117309368886115263https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/ap/users/117270926559588907/statuses/117309368886115263Mon, 21 Sep 2026 13:55:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 11:27:47 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson This is the deep scientific discourse that makes it worth every penny I pay for Mastodon access.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://vis.social/users/wcbdata/statuses/117308789063384385https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://vis.social/users/wcbdata/statuses/117308789063384385Mon, 21 Sep 2026 11:27:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 11:14:32 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson Is that like a NFT of loo-roll / TP?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/channelOwen/statuses/117308736959864720https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/channelOwen/statuses/117308736959864720Mon, 21 Sep 2026 11:14:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:58:59 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson Thank you for sharing the scans, now I can print toilet paper in an emergency when I run out!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://duckpon.de/users/0x47df/statuses/01M31PF4163GR06KKDMHWB0XXPhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://duckpon.de/users/0x47df/statuses/01M31PF4163GR06KKDMHWB0XXPMon, 21 Sep 2026 09:58:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:39:46 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson @f4grx How about doing a proper scan without the distortions and uploading it to Wikimedia Commons? They are still missing such an image (I checked).

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/RaphaelWimmer/statuses/117308364318780763https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/RaphaelWimmer/statuses/117308364318780763Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:39:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:30:28 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson @tipjip needs a Subscription nag, after the first two sheets 🙂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Extelec/statuses/117308327730091313https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Extelec/statuses/117308327730091313Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:30:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:23:29 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson Wouldn't arxiv be more appropriate?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.chaotikum.org/users/benbe/statuses/117308300290756714https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.chaotikum.org/users/benbe/statuses/117308300290756714Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:23:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:12:17 GMT]]>@RaphaelWimmer @f4grx @nobodyinperson did I hear "scientific toilet paper"?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/daniel_bohrer/statuses/117308256232332232https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/daniel_bohrer/statuses/117308256232332232Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:12:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:09:42 GMT]]>@tipjip It does: https://fosstodon.org/@nobodyinperson/117308234185859635

You need to disable "detect empty pages" though 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/nobodyinperson/statuses/117308246111159548https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/nobodyinperson/statuses/117308246111159548Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:09:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:08:38 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson Now put that as a lockscreen on an old ipad and mount it in the bathroom.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/bastelwombat/statuses/117308241900386865https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/bastelwombat/statuses/117308241900386865Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:08:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:06:50 GMT]]>@WooShell @nobodyinperson @RaphaelWimmer, nah, just one meter farther in this case.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/f4grx/statuses/117308234815262753https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/f4grx/statuses/117308234815262753Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:06:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:06:40 GMT]]>I put this up in our uni's restroom in case somebody needs toilet paper

QR code resolves to: https://archive.org/download/toilet-paper_202609/toilet-paper.pdf

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/nobodyinperson/statuses/117308234185859635https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/nobodyinperson/statuses/117308234185859635Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:06:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:00:04 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson @RaphaelWimmer @f4grx Has science gone too far now?!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfurs.social/users/WooShell/statuses/117308208207333553https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfurs.social/users/WooShell/statuses/117308208207333553Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:00:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 08:41:52 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson
Doesn't it scan both sides? Need to test on my FF-680W.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bonn.social/users/tipjip/statuses/117308136632167333https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bonn.social/users/tipjip/statuses/117308136632167333Mon, 21 Sep 2026 08:41:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 07:26:30 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson but will it do both sides?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/cinebox/statuses/117307840317664290https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/cinebox/statuses/117307840317664290Mon, 21 Sep 2026 07:26:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 06:33:36 GMT]]>@RaphaelWimmer @f4grx My bad. Here's the full view:

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/nobodyinperson/statuses/117307632316151601https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/nobodyinperson/statuses/117307632316151601Mon, 21 Sep 2026 06:33:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 05:57:07 GMT]]>@f4grx @nobodyinperson Yeah - you wouldn't upload only the first two pages of a scientific paper either, no?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/RaphaelWimmer/statuses/117307488809375617https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/RaphaelWimmer/statuses/117307488809375617Mon, 21 Sep 2026 05:57:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Mon, 21 Sep 2026 04:29:18 GMT]]>@f4grx @nobodyinperson @RaphaelWimmer This!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/ysegrim/statuses/117307143510529781https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/ysegrim/statuses/117307143510529781Mon, 21 Sep 2026 04:29:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 18:46:34 GMT]]>@RaphaelWimmer XXXXXXXXXXL of course 😂

No, the screenshot only shows the first two.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/nobodyinperson/statuses/117304852094730467https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/nobodyinperson/statuses/117304852094730467Sun, 20 Sep 2026 18:46:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Tested it for you: the Epson ES-580W only scans a meter of toilet paper... 🧻 on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 18:39:45 GMT]]>@nobodyinperson What size is your toilet paper if two sheets are one meter long?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/RaphaelWimmer/statuses/117304825293183028https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/RaphaelWimmer/statuses/117304825293183028Sun, 20 Sep 2026 18:39:45 GMT