<![CDATA[Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only.]]>Gimme your best pickup lines.
🚩 answers only.

I'll start.

"I named my legs Master lock, because if you pick me they'll open right up."

"What's better than Smoke on the Water? Come on Eileen."ΒΉ

ΒΉ a guy at a bar actually used his one on a friend of mine after overhearing her name

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/6cff8c89-f1c0-4653-b692-9cd3d6c7452c/gimme-your-best-pickup-lines.-answers-only.RSS for NodeTue, 29 Sep 2026 02:36:49 GMTMon, 28 Sep 2026 16:39:20 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:40:43 GMT]]>@alice "I would like to see an opera, perhaps something like Lucia de Lammermoor".

Don't ask me why it's supposed to work - it's something I actually said & my friend, who is a big dater, said it would be a great pickup line & he was extremely insistent.

No, I haven't tried it, nor am I going to. πŸ˜‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/jwcph/statuses/117350127573772785https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/jwcph/statuses/117350127573772785Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:40:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:39:11 GMT]]>@Aprazeth like, sex can be pretty emotional, and I've been on both sides of the crying afterwards, but as a pickup line? Nonononono 😬

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350121543324018https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350121543324018Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:39:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:36:58 GMT]]>@Aprazeth "You look like a shower. I wanna come inside you and cry afterwards" omg 🫒 *runs*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350112870804981https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350112870804981Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:36:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:33:44 GMT]]>@alice

- Nice legs, what time do they open?
- (Throw an ice cube on the floor, stomp it) So, now that the ice has been broken
- Your clothes would look better on my floor
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
- You look like a shower. I wanna come inside you and cry afterwards
- How do you like your eggs in the morning?
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Hey baby/babe/hot stuff

I've unfortunately heard most being used on friends

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Aprazeth/statuses/117350100169959342https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Aprazeth/statuses/117350100169959342Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:33:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:31:40 GMT]]>@unlofl new bottom surgery just dropped πŸ˜‹

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350092009031588https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350092009031588Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:31:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:30:18 GMT]]>@alice
I mean I only know what you toot here but I assume that is what you'd also say when you come into a room in RL. Therefore, and I'm sorry to say that, but I have to assume you're not suitable to test the "light travels faster than sound" theory... πŸ˜…

You're just not one of "those" people I guess.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/momo/statuses/117350086645266847https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/momo/statuses/117350086645266847Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:30:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:30:02 GMT]]>@agturcz I initially wrote it as panties, but decided to edit it before posting as panties felt like it might be borderline CW-worthy in that context.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350085565524052https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350085565524052Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:30:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:28:40 GMT]]>@alice
*running into the bar in a panic*
"Help! They're trying to steal my penis, I need somewhere to hide it!"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/unlofl/statuses/117350080191644229https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/unlofl/statuses/117350080191644229Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:28:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:27:29 GMT]]>@alice One that I recall working more than once was... "Do you want to go someplace quiet and make a lot of noise?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/howtophil/statuses/117350075589673129https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/howtophil/statuses/117350075589673129Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:27:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:27:08 GMT]]>@alice Replace pants with panties, and all nearby femboys are yours 🀭

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/users/agturcz/statuses/117350074196252153https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/users/agturcz/statuses/117350074196252153Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:27:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:24:34 GMT]]>I polished my pants until I could see you in them.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350064121760114https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117350064121760114Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:24:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:17:41 GMT]]>@alice Just write it on my pants. Then I'd have to lose them to lose your number.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/howtophil/statuses/117350037048091037https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/howtophil/statuses/117350037048091037Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:17:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:05:28 GMT]]>@howtophil https://song.link/s/6hvDASzofEIF6EXxRKg3Oi

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117349989005625104https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117349989005625104Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:05:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:04:18 GMT]]>@howtophil I don't know...are you gonna lose it? πŸ˜‹

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117349984419599457https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117349984419599457Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:04:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:03:30 GMT]]>@alice More dirty:

"Let me show you the best seat in the house."

* pointing at my face *

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/howtophil/statuses/117349981235302919https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/howtophil/statuses/117349981235302919Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:03:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:02:38 GMT]]>@alice Bruce Forsyth was ubiquitous in television game shows for 30 years from the mid 1970s. He got everywhere πŸ™‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/CaptMikeYates/statuses/117349977830662365https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/CaptMikeYates/statuses/117349977830662365Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:02:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:02:37 GMT]]>@momo I like to think it's hotter when I open my mouth...like a dragon.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117349977798213186https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117349977798213186Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:02:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:01:08 GMT]]>@alice
* pats around own body with a confused look on face, checking pockets, etc *
* looks over at you and smiles wryly *

"I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/howtophil/statuses/117349971931787543https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/howtophil/statuses/117349971931787543Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:01:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:00:25 GMT]]>@CaptMikeYates great, now I'm just thinking about playing card innuendos πŸ˜‹

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117349969130966574https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/117349969130966574Mon, 28 Sep 2026 18:00:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:58:30 GMT]]>@alice
When I read through the replies I remember that you can use people to proof that light travels faster than sound.

...because when you see people come into the room you often think they're hot until you hear them speak...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/momo/statuses/117349961582807089https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/momo/statuses/117349961582807089Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:58:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:56:50 GMT]]>@alice Here in the UK there was a game show called Play Your Cards Right. I don't want to be thinking about Bruce Forsyth (talented though he was) saying "You don't get anything for a pair, not in this game" when seeing a pair of breasts πŸ˜€

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/CaptMikeYates/statuses/117349955031392979https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/CaptMikeYates/statuses/117349955031392979Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:56:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:54:09 GMT]]>@alice It's my current favorite movie 😊

I do agree with some critics who say it makes some dodgy logic leaps to get to where it wants to go, but in my heart I feel that it's worth it πŸ₯Ή

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/ygor/statuses/117349944497229749https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/ygor/statuses/117349944497229749Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:54:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:53:25 GMT]]>I am offering it under a Creative Commons licence.

So if you’re lucky enough to be 18 years and 18 days old today, and have some sort of chance of getting laid, feel free to use it.

To the best of my knowledge it has a 100% success rate.

@alice

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/iamdavidobrien/statuses/117349941621340164https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/iamdavidobrien/statuses/117349941621340164Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:53:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Gimme your best pickup lines.🚩 answers only. on Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:51:49 GMT]]>@griotspeak one ze's content warning is another femme's content winning 🀭

@alice

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/cargot_robbie/statuses/117349935303083087https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/cargot_robbie/statuses/117349935303083087Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:51:49 GMT