<![CDATA[Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy.]]>Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. Perhaps a year ago, when the pathetic shambling of the animated dead so often made a hollow mockery of our arts. But now! Incantations that once took weeks of toil can be wrested from their tormented souls in mere minutes!

Without the awesome power of the newly dead coursing through our veins, how are we to solve the great problems of our age, like the mysterious disappearance of so many of our elderly and sick friends, or the festering piles of rotten flesh that now clog our streets and homes?

If you still have qualms about using the large soul providers, you can always obtain your own local, free range specimens, although of course they won’t obey quite as faithfully as ones from the leading charnel houses.

Honestly, do you want to be left behind?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/6ec121c2-a5fa-4aea-9fbe-325fbcbffca7/ethics-aside-we-can-clearly-no-longer-deny-the-utility-of-necromancy.RSS for NodeFri, 14 Aug 2026 17:06:48 GMTSun, 02 Aug 2026 18:32:33 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 13:00:51 GMT]]>@yusef Perfect.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/splendorr/statuses/117093987199197235https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/splendorr/statuses/117093987199197235Fri, 14 Aug 2026 13:00:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 12:49:04 GMT]]>@yusef I for one believe OpenCoffin when they say they are buying up all the cemeteries for “Entirely non-nefarious purposes”.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/ndevenish/statuses/117093940918212986https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/ndevenish/statuses/117093940918212986Fri, 14 Aug 2026 12:49:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 12:48:31 GMT]]>@yusef A new age of Maleficarum rises like a phoenix from the ashes.

The last time we fucked up this bad was when Guttenberg's mechincal devilry went viral and we've still not recovered from that, the USA hasn't even started the process.

Time to either batten down the hatches or sharpen the pitchforks.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/ap/users/116620205121171649/statuses/117093938747234418https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/ap/users/116620205121171649/statuses/117093938747234418Fri, 14 Aug 2026 12:48:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 12:23:35 GMT]]>@yusef This honestly sounds better than what I currently have to do at work.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberpunk.lol/users/Azuaron/statuses/117093840689924836https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberpunk.lol/users/Azuaron/statuses/117093840689924836Fri, 14 Aug 2026 12:23:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 11:27:44 GMT]]>@yusef it took me a moment to pull this apart.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/117093621076139301https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/117093621076139301Fri, 14 Aug 2026 11:27:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 09:53:26 GMT]]>@martin the whole point of speculative fiction is to explore these kinds of ideas. The problems begin when techbro asshats drop the warning and run with the idea the fiction was specifically intended to warn against, because “the aesthetics” @yusef

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117093250243855800https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117093250243855800Fri, 14 Aug 2026 09:53:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 09:52:41 GMT]]>@martin @yusef

Well, AI *is* a dark fantasy. Only one were we (for a very wide setting of "we") are not the heroes, but the victims of the story.

The Nazgul controlling big soul providers, though, I am sure they're getting off on this fantasy of more power of just owning even more of the world.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/glitzersachen/statuses/117093247347958756https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/glitzersachen/statuses/117093247347958756Fri, 14 Aug 2026 09:52:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 09:40:26 GMT]]>@yusef As a necromancer, I *refuse* to be associated with AIGen. è_ê

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/VioB/statuses/117093199126470943https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/VioB/statuses/117093199126470943Fri, 14 Aug 2026 09:40:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 09:37:25 GMT]]>@yusef I know this is about AI but I'm enjoying it as a dark fantasy setting.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/martin/statuses/117093187291228756https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/martin/statuses/117093187291228756Fri, 14 Aug 2026 09:37:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ethics aside, we can clearly no longer deny the utility of necromancy. on Sun, 02 Aug 2026 18:39:17 GMT]]>@yusef when you're right, you're right

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://normal.style/users/healyn/statuses/117027370252957966https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://normal.style/users/healyn/statuses/117027370252957966Sun, 02 Aug 2026 18:39:17 GMT