<![CDATA[Ban slanted laptop stands!]]>Ban slanted laptop stands!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/710a8cc7-f1d9-47fb-9668-d470798c7e3b/ban-slanted-laptop-standsRSS for NodeThu, 14 May 2026 01:06:08 GMTSun, 03 May 2026 02:03:33 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 06:00:09 GMT]]>@catsalad

Am I the only one who heard Paul Simon singing "Slip slidin' away"?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/Fragarach/statuses/116509114966987059https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/Fragarach/statuses/116509114966987059Sun, 03 May 2026 06:00:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 05:41:34 GMT]]>@catsalad

Damn! Another bed!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fairdinkum.one/users/John/statuses/116509041891724012https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fairdinkum.one/users/John/statuses/116509041891724012Sun, 03 May 2026 05:41:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 05:10:12 GMT]]>@catsalad RIP lapop keyboard 🙂 - But I am with the cat here: This must be very annoying and she really is not happy. XD

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115976868534082404/statuses/116508918552312364https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115976868534082404/statuses/116508918552312364Sun, 03 May 2026 05:10:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 04:47:03 GMT]]>@catsalad

Meanwhile, the "Password Incorrect" count skyrocketing on the lock screen.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/PuppyFromLosAndes/statuses/116508827535701554https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/PuppyFromLosAndes/statuses/116508827535701554Sun, 03 May 2026 04:47:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 03:26:27 GMT]]>@catsalad okay but hear me out, I'm pretty sure an infinite amount of those with infinite time could produce the entire works of shakespeare

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116508510602830416https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116508510602830416Sun, 03 May 2026 03:26:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 03:22:46 GMT]]>@jackemled @catsalad I suspect those employers hardly provide anything except punishment

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://curly.cat/ap/users/116213285519881300/statuses/116508496102133126https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://curly.cat/ap/users/116213285519881300/statuses/116508496102133126Sun, 03 May 2026 03:22:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 03:12:29 GMT]]>@ShnoofleBear @catsalad I really hope those employers provide health insurance that covers hemorrhoids.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/jackemled/statuses/116508455699712553https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/jackemled/statuses/116508455699712553Sun, 03 May 2026 03:12:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 02:52:43 GMT]]>@catsalad This is probably where the idea of slightly slanted toilet seats in (toxic) work environments comes from...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://curly.cat/ap/users/116213285519881300/statuses/116508377981121071https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://curly.cat/ap/users/116213285519881300/statuses/116508377981121071Sun, 03 May 2026 02:52:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 02:43:55 GMT]]>@catsalad *prays for those keycaps*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nfld.me/users/wilson/statuses/116508343371048777https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nfld.me/users/wilson/statuses/116508343371048777Sun, 03 May 2026 02:43:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 02:29:18 GMT]]>@catsalad Right I am! That HCI stuff is a tool, and neural embodiment has absorbed it into my limbs. Laying on it is unwanted touching, and covering it in hair & scratches is a violation of bodily integrity. Your right to lay on stuff ends where my tools begin.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ellieayla.net/users/ellie/statuses/116508285907813994https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ellieayla.net/users/ellie/statuses/116508285907813994Sun, 03 May 2026 02:29:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 02:11:41 GMT]]>@catsalad 😭

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://defcon.social/users/hell/statuses/116508216623395324https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://defcon.social/users/hell/statuses/116508216623395324Sun, 03 May 2026 02:11:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 02:10:48 GMT]]>@ellie you're impending on my RIGHT to lay on all your stuff!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116508213131092455https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116508213131092455Sun, 03 May 2026 02:10:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 02:05:57 GMT]]>@catsalad NO.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ellieayla.net/users/ellie/statuses/116508194110245618https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ellieayla.net/users/ellie/statuses/116508194110245618Sun, 03 May 2026 02:05:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ban slanted laptop stands! on Sun, 03 May 2026 02:05:14 GMT]]>@catsalad 😂😂😂

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