<![CDATA[you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid]]>you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/730279c3-ab7d-4f22-9270-56a2474a9b79/you-ever-write-code-so-inefficient-they-have-to-update-the-whole-power-gridRSS for NodeMon, 06 Apr 2026 10:04:41 GMTThu, 05 Mar 2026 21:03:42 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 07:49:39 GMT]]>@nash there is a good reason why I did not pursue Dev career

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/dundee/statuses/116339676234387468https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/dundee/statuses/116339676234387468Fri, 03 Apr 2026 07:49:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 07:03:15 GMT]]>@nash No, but I *had* created systems that required purchasing expensive new servers (file and database).

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116323610496872235/statuses/116339493777756777https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116323610496872235/statuses/116339493777756777Fri, 03 Apr 2026 07:03:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 06:39:07 GMT]]>@nash

https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/116334540081862426

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/pikesley/statuses/116339398874287469https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/pikesley/statuses/116339398874287469Fri, 03 Apr 2026 06:39:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 04:36:16 GMT]]>@nash No, but I did once burn out a high end GPU without doing any ML : just shader driven visual effects.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/areactis/statuses/116338915832034610https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/areactis/statuses/116338915832034610Fri, 03 Apr 2026 04:36:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 03:59:59 GMT]]>@nash Do the lights dim when you tap "Start"?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/roadskater/statuses/116338773164105465https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/roadskater/statuses/116338773164105465Fri, 03 Apr 2026 03:59:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 02:50:15 GMT]]>@nash “640K ought to be enough for anybody.”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/meph/statuses/116338498973452054https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/meph/statuses/116338498973452054Fri, 03 Apr 2026 02:50:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 21:16:02 GMT]]>@marz @nash "Consider the benefits of the following deployment strategy and ..."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/simondassow/statuses/116337184792658451https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/simondassow/statuses/116337184792658451Thu, 02 Apr 2026 21:16:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:48:55 GMT]]>@nash So i don't want to hand it to the sloplords but man they have done wonders for my impostor syndrome.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weirder.earth/users/MorningSong/statuses/116335662560937434https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weirder.earth/users/MorningSong/statuses/116335662560937434Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:48:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:44:03 GMT]]>@nash
Not... yet.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116335643425352856https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116335643425352856Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:44:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:28:24 GMT]]>boosting this in light of anthropic's accidental revelations this week

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://labyrinth.social/users/nash/statuses/116335345962646002https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://labyrinth.social/users/nash/statuses/116335345962646002Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:28:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to you ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid on Thu, 05 Mar 2026 21:37:17 GMT]]>@nash

"ChatGPT, how do I vibecode a rolling blackout?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://caw.corbode.com/users/marz/statuses/116178723660622452https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://caw.corbode.com/users/marz/statuses/116178723660622452Thu, 05 Mar 2026 21:37:17 GMT