<![CDATA[Spider-LAN]]>Spider-LAN

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/74658b9d-57a8-444b-95cd-e6ae6812c638/spider-lanRSS for NodeMon, 05 Oct 2026 18:10:27 GMTSat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:53 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 05:23:15 GMT]]>@JonBaker The first night I'd have to get up to pee, I would either have a heart attack or smash that thing with a broom handle 😱😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/jwcph/statuses/117375303357879592https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/jwcph/statuses/117375303357879592Sat, 03 Oct 2026 05:23:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 03:41:21 GMT]]>@JonBaker

you're gonna need a bigger shoe.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117374902695492709https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117374902695492709Sat, 03 Oct 2026 03:41:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 03:40:28 GMT]]>@JonBaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndJ3OD3eF0

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117374899238433426https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117374899238433426Sat, 03 Oct 2026 03:40:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 02:47:20 GMT]]>@davidtheeviloverlord

very good.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117374690309257836https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/117374690309257836Sat, 03 Oct 2026 02:47:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 01:52:59 GMT]]>@JonBaker

Spider-LAN, Spider-LAN,
Does whatever a modem can,
Spins a Web, World Wide size,
Catches spam, just like flies,
Look out! Here comes the Spider-LAN

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/117374476558055023https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/117374476558055023Sat, 03 Oct 2026 01:52:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 01:48:02 GMT]]>@JonBaker NOAP

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/APBBlue/statuses/117374457143992949https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/APBBlue/statuses/117374457143992949Sat, 03 Oct 2026 01:48:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 01:47:17 GMT]]>@juliewebgirl probably the internet

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JonBaker/statuses/117374454198769427https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JonBaker/statuses/117374454198769427Sat, 03 Oct 2026 01:47:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:18:50 GMT]]>@JonBaker

Hmm who do you pick? The Internet or the Spider?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/juliewebgirl/statuses/117374106373071006https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/juliewebgirl/statuses/117374106373071006Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:18:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:16:31 GMT]]>@juliewebgirl you know, I *am* always a little afraid of the internet

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JonBaker/statuses/117374097233701934https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JonBaker/statuses/117374097233701934Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:16:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spider-LAN on Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:14:07 GMT]]>@JonBaker I'd name it Aussie. I've heard their spiders there are about that big... and JUMP at you 😬

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/juliewebgirl/statuses/117374087847776211https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/juliewebgirl/statuses/117374087847776211Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:14:07 GMT