<![CDATA[A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply:]]>A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply:

SUBJUNCTIVE: when a word is nestled beneath the genitals

INDICATIVE: when a word is positioned inside the genitals

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/75c7e3d9-d354-4302-b43b-9ee86be82df3/a-handy-tool-for-determining-the-appropriate-grammar-tense-to-applyRSS for NodeTue, 16 Jun 2026 00:55:43 GMTTue, 19 May 2026 17:04:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply: on Wed, 20 May 2026 05:52:04 GMT]]>@sen @batkaren @the_etrain

Lol no I can confirm these are accurate and how we use them in England when we are down the local tea shop

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/116605342488881677https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey/statuses/116605342488881677Wed, 20 May 2026 05:52:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply: on Wed, 20 May 2026 05:16:17 GMT]]>@batkaren talk about palpable tension 🫢✨

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/cargot_robbie/statuses/116605201755439950https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/cargot_robbie/statuses/116605201755439950Wed, 20 May 2026 05:16:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply: on Wed, 20 May 2026 04:20:02 GMT]]>@batkaren @TheBreadmonkey and @the_etrain, I'mma need both of you to weigh in on this. You know, because Benglish(The Ben's English) and Americanese are different, or something....

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/sen/statuses/116604980592427039https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/sen/statuses/116604980592427039Wed, 20 May 2026 04:20:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply: on Wed, 20 May 2026 03:55:24 GMT]]>@batkaren if you positioned things there I would be tense

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/nerpulus/statuses/116604883719423421https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/nerpulus/statuses/116604883719423421Wed, 20 May 2026 03:55:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply: on Wed, 20 May 2026 02:31:20 GMT]]>@batkaren Wow! Finally a mnemonic I can get behind!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ChristineMalec/statuses/116604553156987209https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ChristineMalec/statuses/116604553156987209Wed, 20 May 2026 02:31:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply: on Tue, 19 May 2026 17:45:13 GMT]]>@batkaren don't get me started on those two,

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/surdfish/statuses/116602484379545612https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/surdfish/statuses/116602484379545612Tue, 19 May 2026 17:45:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply: on Tue, 19 May 2026 17:42:11 GMT]]>@surdfish fuck em

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/batkaren/statuses/116602472460028165https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/batkaren/statuses/116602472460028165Tue, 19 May 2026 17:42:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply: on Tue, 19 May 2026 17:33:27 GMT]]>@batkaren

And there's not a dang thing Strunk & White can do about it ✌️🤧

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/surdfish/statuses/116602438146336457https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/surdfish/statuses/116602438146336457Tue, 19 May 2026 17:33:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A handy tool for determining the appropriate grammar tense to apply: on Tue, 19 May 2026 17:17:08 GMT]]>@batkaren

The Subjunctives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2VOdYBqKaM

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AinsleyLowbeer/statuses/116602373972769297https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AinsleyLowbeer/statuses/116602373972769297Tue, 19 May 2026 17:17:08 GMT