<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Ready for another joke?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p class="quote-inline">RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/114262003439129906" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>mastodon.social/@noybeu/114262</span><span>003439129906</span></a></p><p>Ready for another joke? <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f941.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--drum_with_drumsticks" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🥁" alt="🥁" /></p><p>The Irish Data Protection Commission, which is responsible for most major technology companies ( <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meta" rel="tag">#<span>Meta</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Google" rel="tag">#<span>Google</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Apple" rel="tag">#<span>Apple</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OpenAI" rel="tag">#<span>OpenAI</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Microsoft" rel="tag">#<span>Microsoft</span></a>,...) actually imposes fines in just 0.26% of the cases it handles. And even when a fine is imposed, the money is almost never collected. <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f921.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--clown_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤡" alt="🤡" /></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HappyAprilFools" rel="tag">#<span>HappyAprilFools</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/76408a5d-3171-4259-8b26-a12a675fa778/ready-for-another-joke</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:53:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/76408a5d-3171-4259-8b26-a12a675fa778.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:36:47 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 09:10:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> The Irish DPC was already a farce more than 10 years ago when I was in a situation where for a non-profit they wanted to move to O365, away from having everything running on VPS.<br />It was argued the data was safe under EU law as the MS were situated in Ireland.....</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.energy/users/AngelaScholder/statuses/116328668523914120</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.energy/users/AngelaScholder/statuses/116328668523914120</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[angelascholder@mastodon.energy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 09:10:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:48:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/diogoconstantino%40masto.pt">@<span>DiogoConstantino</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> </p><p>Lets talk London, Zurich then, or Hong Kong and everywhere there is HSBC.</p><p>The problem with the law is that if the people do not enforce it - it is just a "guidelines" or "recommendations". And for all I see most people does not even understand the law, even less to keep the judges or politicians accountable for.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/idjansazov/statuses/116328584100442707</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/idjansazov/statuses/116328584100442707</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[idjansazov@c.im]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:48:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:42:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/idjansazov%40c.im">@<span>idjansazov</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> exactly the way I described. Boundaries exist, a different matter is where they are set by each law, and on each jurisdiction, and how enforcement is done. But neither of those changes how it works.</p><p>The USA is not a really good example because it lost the rule of law, some years ago.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.pt/users/DiogoConstantino/statuses/116328559233890252</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.pt/users/DiogoConstantino/statuses/116328559233890252</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[diogoconstantino@masto.pt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:42:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:34:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> <a href="https://todon.nl/tags/bigtech" rel="tag">#<span>bigtech</span></a> don't pay. <a href="https://www.barrons.com/news/how-big-tech-generated-billions-in-fines-then-didn-t-pay-them-ab5d0a77" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>barrons.com/news/how-big-tech-</span><span>generated-billions-in-fines-then-didn-t-pay-them-ab5d0a77</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.nl/users/prolrage/statuses/116328529166397373</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.nl/users/prolrage/statuses/116328529166397373</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[prolrage@todon.nl]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:34:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:07:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/diogoconstantino%40masto.pt">@<span>DiogoConstantino</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> </p><p>How would you characterize the Law in the Panama papers, 2008 economic crash and Epstein case ?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/idjansazov/statuses/116328422429428120</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/idjansazov/statuses/116328422429428120</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[idjansazov@c.im]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:07:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:03:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/idjansazov%40c.im">@<span>idjansazov</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> It's really not.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.pt/users/DiogoConstantino/statuses/116328404999726733</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.pt/users/DiogoConstantino/statuses/116328404999726733</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[diogoconstantino@masto.pt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:03:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:01:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/diogoconstantino%40masto.pt">@<span>DiogoConstantino</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> </p><p>From practice ... Law is an open door in a field, not a fence. What boundaries you mean?</p><p>I believe to construct my own fence to protect myself.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/idjansazov/statuses/116328397806091943</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/idjansazov/statuses/116328397806091943</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[idjansazov@c.im]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:01:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 07:19:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social" rel="ugc">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> As I suspected from the start and companies know it very well.  I get mails from BE companies every day to advertise their junk and increasingly SMS spam from everyone that got a hold of my number.]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rebelbase.site/objects/bd43d935-539a-4a4a-80a6-671b0695ac6c</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rebelbase.site/objects/bd43d935-539a-4a4a-80a6-671b0695ac6c</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gvs@rebelbase.site]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 07:19:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 07:19:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/idjansazov%40c.im">@<span>idjansazov</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> that's not how the Law works. Law sets boundaries that agreements/contracts can't pass.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.pt/users/DiogoConstantino/statuses/116328231925881723</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.pt/users/DiogoConstantino/statuses/116328231925881723</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[diogoconstantino@masto.pt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 07:19:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:59:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> some animals are more equal...</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/joepbc/statuses/116328154099162345</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/joepbc/statuses/116328154099162345</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[joepbc@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:59:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:53:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> </p><p>Nobody can't do anything about it. They offer you a ToS that technically says we own your DNA please accept, and there is no other way to use their services.</p><p>The solution is OSS. Host your stuff and cut all the Big Tech out.</p><p>With one second hand server you can host your mail, cloud, website, xmmp server, mastodon instance and crypto nodes.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/idjansazov/statuses/116328129282577484</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/idjansazov/statuses/116328129282577484</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[idjansazov@c.im]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:53:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ready for another joke? on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:50:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/noybeu%40mastodon.social">@<span>noybeu</span></a></span> do you guys have an idea to stop this fraud?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/franko/statuses/116328119361235069</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/franko/statuses/116328119361235069</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[franko@troet.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:50:35 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>