TIL there are 9 types of nerds.

1. Enthusiasts

In order to be a nerd, an individual must embrace a hobby, culture or profession with great enthusiasm such that they may have little time for anything else. Individuals who embrace mainstream culture such as sports aren't typically considered nerds. As such, nerds may be described as extreme enthusiasts of obscure interests in areas such as pop culture, technology and fashion. In many cases, a nerdy subculture loses its nerdiness when it becomes more mainstream. For example, video gaming was once an obscure hobby that is now an element of mainstream culture.

2. Countersignaling

The term nerd is ostensibly negative but is also associated with positive attributes such as intelligence. As such, it is common for people to countersignal by claiming to be a nerd or associating themselves with nerdy hobbies or styles. On the surface, this passes as a self-deprecation or humility where it is designed to demonstrate social status such as intelligence.

3. Education

It is commonly considered nerdy to be enthusiastic about an academic subject that most people find uninteresting or challenging. For example, doing difficult math for fun can be viewed as nerdy. The term nerd has somewhat anti-intellectual connotations alongside the epithet egghead with the later implying an intellectual who is elitist, ineffectual and out of touch with reality.

4. Otaku

Otaku is a Japanese word for people with obsessive interests that cause them to become outcasts from society. The Japanese media have a tendency to portray otaku as dangerous and have historically associated the term with a number of terrible crimes. Despite this intensely negative stigma, it is common for nerd subcultures in Japan to embrace the otaku label. The term otaku is also used in English to describe diehard fans of Japanese pop culture.

5. Fandom

Fandom is a series of subcultures based on enthusiasm for popular culture such as a genre, series or character from films or video games. Members of fandom subcultures may have deep empathy for a series and experience a strong sense of camaraderie with other fans. Fandom culture is often participative with fans contributing creative works such as fan fiction and fan art. It also tends to be social with events such as cosplay conventions that allow people with similar interests to meet and interact.

6. Fanboy & Fangirl

Fanboy and fangirl are terms that are often used in a negative sense to describe individuals who are overly excited about a brand, technology or element of popular culture.

7. Hipster

Hipster is a somewhat derogatory term for a subculture that views itself as a cultural elite. The hipster subculture shun anything perceived as mainstream culture and seek music, fashion and lifestyles that they view as non-conformist. This creates a bit of irony as the hipster subculture has its own norms of conformity. Due to their enthusiasm for obscure elements of culture such as retro fashions, the hipster subculture may be viewed as somewhat nerdy.

8. Wonk

Wonk is a term for someone who is nerdy about an practical topic such as making money or gaining political influence. A wonk is extremely self-disciplined and learns the obscure details of a situation such that they become useful to power structures such as a political party, government or firm.

9. Geek

Geek is a term for a social awkward person. Nerds may become geeks do to overfocus on their interests at the expense of social pursuits. Geeks may also thrive in nerd subcultures where people aren't as uptight about mainstream social norms.

https://simplicable.com/culture/nerds

what do you mainly identify as?

It's not a cat that she chose

I mean, I can lie to you...

This goes!

I have talked to her about it and she said she's the wrong kind of nerd.

my mum: "what do you do all day?"

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sloths with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Uh, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! What do we have?

Number Two: Sea bass.

Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.

Number Two: They are mutated sea bass.

Dr. Evil: Really? Are they ill-tempered?

Number Two: Absolutely.

Dr. Evil: That's a start, you know.

would she like mastodon?

@autolycos

Should've known better than to eat a friend
and waste this lunch that I'd been given
so I'm never gonna chow again
the way I chowed on you-u-u-u-u-u

and thank you, but there zero shame in being second to my sister.

I love it. It appears that the sloth took the counsel of its scuba instructor very seriously…

Instructor: Stick close to your scuba buddy at all times!

Sloth: Okay my scuba sensei… I am ON IT!