<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;scientists-politely-remind-world-that-clean-energy-tech-1819576507&#x2F;]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://theonion.com/scientists-politely-remind-world-that-clean-energy-tech-1819576507/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>theonion.com/scientists-polite</span><span>ly-remind-world-that-clean-energy-tech-1819576507/</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/7c89f235-08cb-41e2-9f3e-d6d81ac16513/https-theonion.com-scientists-politely-remind-world-that-clean-energy-tech-1819576507</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:37:52 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/7c89f235-08cb-41e2-9f3e-d6d81ac16513.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 08:14:31 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;scientists-politely-remind-world-that-clean-energy-tech-1819576507&#x2F; on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 11:29:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="/user/pierogiburo%40tech.lgbt">@pierogiburo@tech.lgbt</a><span> oh my god</span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://astolfo.social/notes/01KMZ83BR09R8P24V7M716GF37</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://astolfo.social/notes/01KMZ83BR09R8P24V7M716GF37</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[natty@astolfo.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 11:29:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;scientists-politely-remind-world-that-clean-energy-tech-1819576507&#x2F; on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 10:48:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/pierogiburo%40tech.lgbt">@<span>pierogiburo</span></a></span> </p><p>"At press time, representatives from the world’s leading economies had signaled that they would continue to heavily rely on fossil fuels until they had something more than an overwhelming scientific consensus to go on."</p><p>brilliant</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fribygda.no/users/amici/statuses/116317731843682117</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fribygda.no/users/amici/statuses/116317731843682117</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[amici@fribygda.no]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 10:48:54 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>