<![CDATA[we're debating the masculinity of different salads now]]>we're debating the masculinity of different salads now

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/7cb71c06-856a-4f84-b8b9-b7ca173a52e1/we-re-debating-the-masculinity-of-different-salads-nowRSS for NodeSat, 02 May 2026 18:05:30 GMTWed, 29 Apr 2026 00:32:21 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:43:00 GMT]]>@Taweret

I thought conservative men don't eat vegetables at all... Which would explain why they're always so cranky...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/float13/statuses/116488757630092565https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/float13/statuses/116488757630092565Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:43:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:40:16 GMT]]>@Taweret its gotta be the bacon grease one tho

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blob.love/users/nora/statuses/116488746873572156https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blob.love/users/nora/statuses/116488746873572156Wed, 29 Apr 2026 15:40:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 09:17:22 GMT]]>@YKantRachelRead@social.treehouse.systems @Taweret@timeloop.cafe I like arugula. Radicchio, endive, et al are all very good.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.openpsychology.net/notes/alneocf3mkrl007uhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.openpsychology.net/notes/alneocf3mkrl007uWed, 29 Apr 2026 09:17:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 06:11:36 GMT]]>@YKantRachelRead @Taweret that's why I only eat rocket. It's a man's leaf. /s

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://functional.cafe/users/otfrom/statuses/116486510761098683https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://functional.cafe/users/otfrom/statuses/116486510761098683Wed, 29 Apr 2026 06:11:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:52:02 GMT]]>@Taweret Confuse the manosphere by arguing that real alpha men always order the gay salad, 'cos they feel no need to prove their masculinity.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ApostateEnglishman/statuses/116486433804112149https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ApostateEnglishman/statuses/116486433804112149Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:52:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:51:29 GMT]]>@YKantRachelRead @Taweret I mean, it /is/ a pretty name for a girl

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/crowbriarhexe/statuses/116486431695164100https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/crowbriarhexe/statuses/116486431695164100Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:51:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:51:00 GMT]]>@Thomas @Taweret ordering a Caesar counts as one of your mandated thoughts about the Roman Empire

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://goblin.camp/users/funkula/statuses/116486429743479858https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://goblin.camp/users/funkula/statuses/116486429743479858Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:51:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:39:17 GMT]]>@Taweret fellas is it gay to eat arugula

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/YKantRachelRead/statuses/116486383683210562https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/YKantRachelRead/statuses/116486383683210562Wed, 29 Apr 2026 05:39:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 04:24:53 GMT]]>@josh0 @Taweret đź’Ż

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.j1nk4l.com/users/pilum/statuses/116486091145524834https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.j1nk4l.com/users/pilum/statuses/116486091145524834Wed, 29 Apr 2026 04:24:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:16:24 GMT]]>@josh0 @lapis @Taweret Gives a whole new meaning to, “et tu, Brute?”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/su_liam/statuses/116485585929613200https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/su_liam/statuses/116485585929613200Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:16:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:14:57 GMT]]>@log @aud @Taweret Penis-adjacent fluids taken intravenously. Sounds hella manly. Real man’s-man thing.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/su_liam/statuses/116485580231501484https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/su_liam/statuses/116485580231501484Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:14:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:13:25 GMT]]>@Taweret I’ve never really taken much note of the salads other men order. Sounds a little gay.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/su_liam/statuses/116485574187428995https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/su_liam/statuses/116485574187428995Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:13:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:10:06 GMT]]>@Taweret This isn’t a debate, it’s just several broholes arguing over what it would be nice to not have vitamin deficiency while chawin’ some duck jerky.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hactivedirectory.com/users/josh/statuses/116485561187376256https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hactivedirectory.com/users/josh/statuses/116485561187376256Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:10:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:45:42 GMT]]>@aud @Taweret It comes in lily white and tactical black.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/log/statuses/116485465186615147https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/log/statuses/116485465186615147Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:45:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:44:34 GMT]]>@log@mastodon.sdf.org @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and the color of this nutritious, delicious, suspension. It's straight colored, right? None of that rainbow shit? Just good, pure, heterosexual off white?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/almyi123deze02hshttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/almyi123deze02hsWed, 29 Apr 2026 01:44:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:42:33 GMT]]>@aud @Taweret Yes, as it involves placing items that exist in the same universe as penises in your mouth. Real hetero-alpha men blend their own total parenteral nutrition suspension and inject it intravenously. Using a fluid pump powered by a cordless drill. Order your NutriBlast MaxPower TPN powder base now, and never eat gay again.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/log/statuses/116485452811313612https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/log/statuses/116485452811313612Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:42:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:29:43 GMT]]>@Taweret Ok, but where does "Candle Salad" land on the salad gender spectrum?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/apLundell/statuses/116485402336934580https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/apLundell/statuses/116485402336934580Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:29:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:16:01 GMT]]>@cherizilla @Taweret
A new floral print maxi drss is always a god idea!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://jorts.horse/users/Atreyu/statuses/116485348520689913https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://jorts.horse/users/Atreyu/statuses/116485348520689913Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:16:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:09:44 GMT]]>@Taweret This is such a weird take because the Caesar salad was specifically invented as a salad that Real Men™️ could order with pride.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/liferstate/statuses/116485323809657276https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/liferstate/statuses/116485323809657276Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:09:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:07:02 GMT]]>@disorderlyf Watermelon feta mint

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/Taweret/statuses/116485313139848724https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/Taweret/statuses/116485313139848724Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:07:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:06:22 GMT]]>@cherizilla @Taweret

https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster/video/7502493217489800491

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c18.masto.host/users/jsadow/statuses/116485310561435352https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c18.masto.host/users/jsadow/statuses/116485310561435352Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:06:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:05:43 GMT]]>@Taweret What's the most feminine salad then?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/ap/users/115601049471092408/statuses/116485307971960330https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/ap/users/115601049471092408/statuses/116485307971960330Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:05:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:03:26 GMT]]>@josh0 @Taweret SCANDALOUS

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://elekk.xyz/users/lapis/statuses/116485299032195733https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://elekk.xyz/users/lapis/statuses/116485299032195733Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:03:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to we're debating the masculinity of different salads now on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:00:33 GMT]]>@Taweret Chat, I found a punchcard for Sweetgreen in my boyfriend's wallet and he didn't even deny it! He's been experimenting with kale, and I've been crying all day. Should I buy another floral-print maxi dress?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hypertext.monster/users/cherizilla/statuses/116485287661015621https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hypertext.monster/users/cherizilla/statuses/116485287661015621Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:00:33 GMT