Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
https://collabs.shop/flx5rx

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/7d0a4567-3f43-4ad7-b08e-462028eae77c/today-s-low-quality-ad-is-for-this-protect-our-forests-patch.RSS for NodeThu, 14 May 2026 23:22:10 GMTThu, 16 Apr 2026 14:56:14 GMT60@lowqualityfacts oh. oh no. he's unfishing for brown trout.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116415145806216575https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116415145806216575Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:42:33 GMT@ManyRoads @lowqualityfacts I thought all bears were classified as Greek Orthodox?
The pope's toiletry habits are mostly unknown, though I have my suspicions around the al-fresco loo-roll carrying capabilities of those Swiss guard outfits myself...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116415141397117055https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116415141397117055Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:41:26 GMT@lowqualityfacts I’m poopin’ right now!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/octothorpe/statuses/116415137080399747https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/octothorpe/statuses/116415137080399747Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:40:20 GMT@lowqualityfacts I mean, yeah we DO if that's where we are, but as a Northern Canadian Domesticated Bear, I'm not gonna head outside when there are flush facilities available. Not often, anyway.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/just_one_bear/statuses/116415131571458627https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/just_one_bear/statuses/116415131571458627Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:38:56 GMT@lowqualityfacts fully appropriate question. no guess, no find the mess

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116415125068923552https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116415125068923552Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:37:17 GMT@lowqualityfacts I always thought it was... does the pope shit in the woods? is a bear catholic?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ManyRoads/statuses/116415099175153920https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ManyRoads/statuses/116415099175153920Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:30:42 GMT"Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/lowqualityfacts/statuses/116415095856270553https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/lowqualityfacts/statuses/116415095856270553Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:29:51 GMT@Steve @lowqualityfacts

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://me.dm/users/claudiac/statuses/116415006464030554https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://me.dm/users/claudiac/statuses/116415006464030554Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:07:07 GMT@lowqualityfacts Well, it is in the woods, so...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/Steve/statuses/116414973038738986https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/Steve/statuses/116414973038738986Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:58:37 GMT