<![CDATA[This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda.]]>This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/80ad7903-1f43-4d59-b901-7554289bcb09/this-whole-cats-are-mysterious-notion-is-pure-cat-propaganda.RSS for NodeThu, 14 May 2026 08:43:52 GMTSat, 02 May 2026 11:51:08 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda. on Sat, 02 May 2026 12:16:03 GMT]]>@futurebird it could have been anyone

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/clayfoot/statuses/116504930770840979https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/clayfoot/statuses/116504930770840979Sat, 02 May 2026 12:16:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda. on Sat, 02 May 2026 11:59:26 GMT]]>@futurebird

Catpawganda. I've fallen for it too. A cat I had mysteriously appeared whenever I opened a can. Switched can openers, she started to ignore vegetables but still showed up for tuna. The damn thing probably squeaked ultrasonically, within her hearing range but outside mine.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/angelastella/statuses/116504865412404924https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/angelastella/statuses/116504865412404924Sat, 02 May 2026 11:59:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda. on Sat, 02 May 2026 11:58:17 GMT]]>@futurebird everything is mysterious when performed with an air of sufficient mystery.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/116504860897825546https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/116504860897825546Sat, 02 May 2026 11:58:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda. on Sat, 02 May 2026 11:56:43 GMT]]>@futurebird the court of cutes demands visuals of the accused

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tenforward.social/users/sidd_harth0_5h4h/statuses/116504854748049406https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tenforward.social/users/sidd_harth0_5h4h/statuses/116504854748049406Sat, 02 May 2026 11:56:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda. on Sat, 02 May 2026 11:55:30 GMT]]>@futurebird javert

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/users/hipsterelectron/statuses/116504850005957832https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/users/hipsterelectron/statuses/116504850005957832Sat, 02 May 2026 11:55:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda. on Sat, 02 May 2026 11:53:25 GMT]]>@sidd_harth0_5h4h

The ham did not just teleport out of the sandwich.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116504841788339664https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116504841788339664Sat, 02 May 2026 11:53:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda. on Sat, 02 May 2026 11:52:41 GMT]]>@futurebird she’s innocent

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tenforward.social/users/sidd_harth0_5h4h/statuses/116504838890765658https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tenforward.social/users/sidd_harth0_5h4h/statuses/116504838890765658Sat, 02 May 2026 11:52:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda. on Sat, 02 May 2026 11:52:04 GMT]]>There is nothing "mysterious" about stealing slices of ham.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116504836458475569https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116504836458475569Sat, 02 May 2026 11:52:04 GMT