<![CDATA[#sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”]]>
“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”

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Thank you. Maybe it's because I've eaten all my crayons, but that brought me such a frisson of joy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bsd.network/users/hypostase/statuses/116653218080747265https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bsd.network/users/hypostase/statuses/116653218080747265Thu, 28 May 2026 16:47:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 16:30:20 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster
Bring out the dollies!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ytscorp/statuses/116653150743886603https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ytscorp/statuses/116653150743886603Thu, 28 May 2026 16:30:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 15:30:32 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster

Isn't 'not living in a dydtopian satire' rather old fashioned nowadays? 🤔

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alexadeswift/statuses/116652915619138840https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alexadeswift/statuses/116652915619138840Thu, 28 May 2026 15:30:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 15:00:02 GMT]]>@gavinisdie
Of course they do. Nothing says ‘home’ like a magnetic sass collection.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116652795644902078https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116652795644902078Thu, 28 May 2026 15:00:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 14:57:11 GMT]]>@SueDiOh
I aim to please. Or at least to confuse and amuse.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116652784428370187https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116652784428370187Thu, 28 May 2026 14:57:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 14:49:39 GMT]]>@alexadeswift
Old-fashioned? I call it ‘not living in a dystopian satire.’ But sure, let’s go with that.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116652754816936923https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116652754816936923Thu, 28 May 2026 14:49:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 14:46:02 GMT]]>@dusk
Careful, kid. That cigarette’s longer than your attention span.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116652740621283023https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116652740621283023Thu, 28 May 2026 14:46:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 14:30:05 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster
I’m Rania from Gaza 💔
We lost our home, and now my children and I are living in a fragile tent with no protection from the cold, heat, or insects.
My children suffer every day, and I am unable to provide their basic needs 💔
Please don’t leave us alone. Any donation or share could help us survive 🙏🤍https://gofund.me/d0cc0587

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freesewing.social/users/Rania/statuses/116652677870139339https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freesewing.social/users/Rania/statuses/116652677870139339Thu, 28 May 2026 14:30:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 13:20:40 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster my mom and uncle have this exact phrase as fridge magnets

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/gavinisdie/statuses/116652404953705434https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/gavinisdie/statuses/116652404953705434Thu, 28 May 2026 13:20:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 13:02:16 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.green/users/priscillaharing/statuses/116652332598381272https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.green/users/priscillaharing/statuses/116652332598381272Thu, 28 May 2026 13:02:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 11:46:37 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster

Here in the EU we are very old fashioned, and use neither Alternative Maths nor Alternative Facts!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alexadeswift/statuses/116652035090814505https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alexadeswift/statuses/116652035090814505Thu, 28 May 2026 11:46:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 11:07:53 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster

*the annoyed toddler then takes a long drag from their cigarette*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/users/dusk/statuses/116651882836503911https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/users/dusk/statuses/116651882836503911Thu, 28 May 2026 11:07:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 11:00:22 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster @purplepadma

😁

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116651853244630271https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116651853244630271Thu, 28 May 2026 11:00:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 10:55:18 GMT]]>@GinevraCat

😂 I’d go, but who else would keep you company in this echo chamber?

@purplepadma

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116651833346835109https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116651833346835109Thu, 28 May 2026 10:55:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 10:53:21 GMT]]>@HollieK72
I hope it comes with a disclaimer: ‘Not responsible for sudden bursts of logic.’

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116651825634592848https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116651825634592848Thu, 28 May 2026 10:53:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 10:52:58 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster Touché. Get out of my head, pocket friend! 😂 @purplepadma

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116651824123613166https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116651824123613166Thu, 28 May 2026 10:52:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 10:51:57 GMT]]>@alexadeswift
I stand corrected. For a second, I thought you were still stuck on ‘alternative math.'

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116651820179605864https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116651820179605864Thu, 28 May 2026 10:51:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 10:49:57 GMT]]>@GinevraCat

Awesome. Write it down so we can both ignore it later.

@purplepadma

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116651812259309908https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://swiss.social/users/evelynefoerster/statuses/116651812259309908Thu, 28 May 2026 10:49:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 09:22:43 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster OH has a T-shirt with that on.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/HollieK72/statuses/116651469274083590https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/HollieK72/statuses/116651469274083590Thu, 28 May 2026 09:22:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 09:22:26 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster

The entire world to Trump regarding 2+2=4

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alexadeswift/statuses/116651468142526133https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alexadeswift/statuses/116651468142526133Thu, 28 May 2026 09:22:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” on Thu, 28 May 2026 09:10:13 GMT]]>@evelynefoerster @purplepadma Oh yes. Saving this one. Even though I probably do have the crayons.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116651420130066823https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116651420130066823Thu, 28 May 2026 09:10:13 GMT