<![CDATA[First Law of #Cat #Mechanics and #Dynamics: #Cats always position themselves in a way that is mostly effectively blocking another beings’ way.]]>First Law of and : always position themselves in a way that is mostly effectively blocking another beings’ way.

Second Law of Cat Mechanics and Dynamics: The first First Law of Cat Mechanics and Dynamics is not to be disputed.

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If forced to move from Most Effective Position: (1) deploy look-of-disdain, and (2) saunter away as slowly as possible

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