<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[You rarely hear bad news about cheese]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>You rarely hear bad news about cheese</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/8399ca1c-fb03-49dd-84e3-1df5c95c253f/you-rarely-hear-bad-news-about-cheese</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 13:57:25 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/8399ca1c-fb03-49dd-84e3-1df5c95c253f.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:35:20 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 06:29:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/lisamelton%40mastodon.social">@<span>lisamelton</span></a></span> The only time it’s bad news is when you run out of cheese. </p><p>::shudders to think::</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/octothorpe/statuses/117420864220407815</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/octothorpe/statuses/117420864220407815</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[octothorpe@mastodon.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 06:29:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 06:22:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> Well, depends where you live. In France, there no one week of an emergency warning about an infected cheese that you shouldn't eat and that you have to throw to the bin...</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Lefoyenlibre/statuses/117420835709482146</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Lefoyenlibre/statuses/117420835709482146</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lefoyenlibre@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 06:22:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 06:22:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><p>Akshewally, less than a day ago, I posted:</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.au/@isol/117415993112682022" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>mastodon.au/@isol/117415993112</span><span>682022</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/isol/statuses/117420834123853763</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/isol/statuses/117420834123853763</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[isol@mastodon.au]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 06:22:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 06:02:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><p>Unless it's those dreaded words, "We have no cheese".</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/117420754856423398</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/117420754856423398</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 06:02:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 05:54:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><p>I recall male calves torn away from their mothers and strung up high by their tied feet being ... less fond of cheese, and other dairy products.</p><p>But hey ... denialism.</p><p>And the industry-conditioned addiction<br />via bought TV personality chefs.<br />And the BigPharma profits from the antibiotics needed to minimise disease in awful conditions.<br />And not to forget, everyone eating it says they are an 'animal lover' etc. They just keep the denial glasses on <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f937.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--shrug" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤷" alt="🤷" />‍<img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/2642.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--male_sign" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="♂" alt="♂" />️</p><p>Thankfully there are some amazing plant based cheeses nowadays to enjoy with a clear conscience, and a very happy tummy.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/RyChaz/statuses/117420725862307381</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/RyChaz/statuses/117420725862307381</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rychaz@mastodon.nz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 05:54:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 05:03:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><blockquote><p>You rarely hear bad news about cheese</p></blockquote><p>That's because Big Cheese hires PR firms to scrub the internet of negative cheese commentary, and to bury anything they can't scrub in an avalanche of fake reviews.</p><p><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/Shitpost" rel="tag">#<span>Shitpost</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/datum/statuses/117420523905735492</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/datum/statuses/117420523905735492</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[datum@zeroes.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 05:03:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 05:02:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> I recall several recent news articles about cheese thefts. As of whole, very expensive wheels.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Felila/statuses/117420519251596230</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Felila/statuses/117420519251596230</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[felila@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 05:02:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 04:59:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/nickiquote%40mstdn.social">@<span>Nickiquote</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/noondlyt%40hellions.cloud">@<span>noondlyt</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><p>Who am I to diss a Brie?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/feliz/statuses/117420507844198048</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/feliz/statuses/117420507844198048</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[feliz@norden.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 04:59:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 04:38:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thebreadmonkey%40beige.party">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><p>It's only in the USA ... Does the USA even exist now ... Giggles </p><p>I'm sure it will spread ... Hugz </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gives.hugz.online/users/MelissaBearTrix/statuses/117420425652304095</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gives.hugz.online/users/MelissaBearTrix/statuses/117420425652304095</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[melissabeartrix@gives.hugz.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 04:38:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 04:03:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span><br /><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/grocery/2026/01/13/cheese-recall-listeria-product-list/88157637007/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>usatoday.com/story/grocery/202</span><span>6/01/13/cheese-recall-listeria-product-list/88157637007/</span></a><br /><a href="https://www.menuswithprice.com/food-recalls/cheese/?bingcust=abdmswp&amp;msclkid=0f484bfd0978115aa464213600fb2901&amp;utm_source=bing&amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;utm_campaign=ABD%20-%20Menus%20-%20CPC%20-%20Food%20Recall%20-%20Mobile%20-%20260224&amp;utm_term=cheese%20recall&amp;utm_content=Cheese%20Recall" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>menuswithprice.com/food-recall</span><span>s/cheese/?bingcust=abdmswp&amp;msclkid=0f484bfd0978115aa464213600fb2901&amp;utm_source=bing&amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;utm_campaign=ABD%20-%20Menus%20-%20CPC%20-%20Food%20Recall%20-%20Mobile%20-%20260224&amp;utm_term=cheese%20recall&amp;utm_content=Cheese%20Recall</span></a></p><p>I ruin everything</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pnw.zone/users/Asbestos/statuses/117420286746967342</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pnw.zone/users/Asbestos/statuses/117420286746967342</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[asbestos@pnw.zone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 04:03:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:59:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><p>Oh </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/bad-news-climate-change-is-going-to-make-cheese-taste-awful/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>vice.com/en/article/bad-news-c</span><span>limate-change-is-going-to-make-cheese-taste-awful/</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gives.hugz.online/users/MelissaBearTrix/statuses/117420274398736558</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gives.hugz.online/users/MelissaBearTrix/statuses/117420274398736558</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[melissabeartrix@gives.hugz.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:59:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:45:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> sometimes they moved it. those motherfuckers</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/elseweather/statuses/117420218899610777</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/elseweather/statuses/117420218899610777</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[elseweather@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:45:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:41:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> <a href="https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/tiktok-cheese-favourite-burrata-recalled-because-of-listeria-monocytogenes-contamination/news-story/49012947f3515480d5c7af5d9bcb3a1f" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>news.com.au/lifestyle/food/foo</span><span>d-warnings/tiktok-cheese-favourite-burrata-recalled-because-of-listeria-monocytogenes-contamination/news-story/49012947f3515480d5c7af5d9bcb3a1f</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bne.social/users/james/statuses/117420203518767602</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bne.social/users/james/statuses/117420203518767602</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[james@bne.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:41:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:41:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><p>On the contrary, sweet dreams are made of <img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://hellions.cloud/system/custom_emojis/images/000/086/028/original/c1f12d60524b7f92.png" title=":cheese_neufchatel:" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hellions.cloud/users/noondlyt/statuses/117420200104280855</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hellions.cloud/users/noondlyt/statuses/117420200104280855</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:41:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You rarely hear bad news about cheese on Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:39:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/donni%40mastodon.social">@<span>donni</span></a></span> </p><p>It's all aobut the plot holes! <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f9c0.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--cheese_wedge" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🧀" alt="🧀" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://23.social/users/christianrickert/statuses/117420191988287661</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://23.social/users/christianrickert/statuses/117420191988287661</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[christianrickert@23.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:39:01 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>