<![CDATA[My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't]]>My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/83f005f9-879c-4fe4-aa65-f3cd631dc5bb/my-wife-just-asked-me-if-github-was-a-tech-version-of-pornhub-and-i-didn-t-have-an-adequate-argument-that-it-wasn-tRSS for NodeSun, 05 Apr 2026 21:59:11 GMTSat, 04 Apr 2026 19:51:26 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 16:00:13 GMT]]>@flipper @jonn_blanchard
And somehow still more going down, too.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116352929877497513https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116352929877497513Sun, 05 Apr 2026 16:00:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 14:42:34 GMT]]>@Turq We're talking 'well stacked'.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/linker3000/statuses/116352624497787151https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/linker3000/statuses/116352624497787151Sun, 05 Apr 2026 14:42:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 14:37:36 GMT]]>There's a joke in here somewhere about "going down" but it's too early in the morning for that

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/Turq/statuses/116352605009119729https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/Turq/statuses/116352605009119729Sun, 05 Apr 2026 14:37:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 14:25:03 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard (Everyone at the table agreed that this was true)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fandom.ink/users/enchantedsleeper/statuses/116352555671248560https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fandom.ink/users/enchantedsleeper/statuses/116352555671248560Sun, 05 Apr 2026 14:25:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 14:24:47 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard I passed my phone around the table at a dinner so everyone could enjoy what I was chuckling at without me having to read it aloud xD

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fandom.ink/users/enchantedsleeper/statuses/116352554626089336https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fandom.ink/users/enchantedsleeper/statuses/116352554626089336Sun, 05 Apr 2026 14:24:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 13:13:40 GMT]]>@irgendwienet @shred @jonn_blanchard esp. considering how deep fake nudes seem rampant.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/ede1998/statuses/116352274935724100https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/ede1998/statuses/116352274935724100Sun, 05 Apr 2026 13:13:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:56:35 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard well they both run ads...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/116352207801845490https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/116352207801845490Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:56:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:56:04 GMT]]>@shred @jonn_blanchard yeah no. It is.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/116352205769631158https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/116352205769631158Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:56:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:53:24 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard

Lol.
Mine is French and asked me what is this weird site "Guy Teube" we are talking about.
In french "teube" is a word for pénis.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pouet.chapril.org/users/Bisounours/statuses/116352195258542347https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pouet.chapril.org/users/Bisounours/statuses/116352195258542347Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:53:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:43:59 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard pretty sure you’re more likely to get hacked or scammed by visiting these days. The way the world is going, Github will be marked NSFW in most European workplaces.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/tealeg/statuses/116352158229615507https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/tealeg/statuses/116352158229615507Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:43:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:33:19 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard Not quite sure how relevant, but

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fediscience.org/users/martinvermeer/statuses/116352116289429076https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fediscience.org/users/martinvermeer/statuses/116352116289429076Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:33:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:26:24 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard Post Mortem: does she still have 'hub'by questions?..

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115482733208514503/statuses/116352089113803895https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115482733208514503/statuses/116352089113803895Sun, 05 Apr 2026 12:26:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:09:49 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard

Maybe because they have a lot in common. Good software is sexy as fuck.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/lehrerseele/statuses/116351552032124956https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/lehrerseele/statuses/116351552032124956Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:09:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:59:50 GMT]]>@photovince @jonn_blanchard
But they are forking.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://don.linxx.net/users/ifrauding/statuses/116351512772206669https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://don.linxx.net/users/ifrauding/statuses/116351512772206669Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:59:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:31:09 GMT]]>@leeloo @shred @jonn_blanchard also no, there is AI trained on porn…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rubber.social/users/F3715H/statuses/116351400009025905https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rubber.social/users/F3715H/statuses/116351400009025905Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:31:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:12:17 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard Tell me more about the OnlyFans equivalent though

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/larsmb/statuses/116351325826143004https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/larsmb/statuses/116351325826143004Sun, 05 Apr 2026 09:12:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:32:09 GMT]]>@josh0 @shred @jonn_blanchard
I assume AI trained on pornhub is how explicit deepfakes are created!
But the only hallucination I can predict is short musical stings at the start of videos.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.org.uk/users/duckwhistle/statuses/116351167981935478https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.org.uk/users/duckwhistle/statuses/116351167981935478Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:32:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:31:46 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard heck of a lot of forking going on

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/sanityinc/statuses/116351166488985902https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/sanityinc/statuses/116351166488985902Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:31:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:20:09 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard
🤔 Which contains more Deepfakes?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ruhr.social/users/ArnimRanthoron/statuses/116351120773982719https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ruhr.social/users/ArnimRanthoron/statuses/116351120773982719Sun, 05 Apr 2026 08:20:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:11:13 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard it's definitely less reliable by now

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DJGummikuh/statuses/116350849767396408https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DJGummikuh/statuses/116350849767396408Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:11:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:10:14 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard on Pornhub they actually finish

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/davey_cakes/statuses/116350845869752559https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/davey_cakes/statuses/116350845869752559Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:10:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:06:14 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard Pretty sure Pornhub has more uptime. 😉

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116350830138236802https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116350830138236802Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:06:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:05:18 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard
Pornhub is way more stable and resilient as Github is since Microsoft bought it.

Also: Micro and Soft don't play in the same league as Pornhub!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/momo/statuses/116350826506467212https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/momo/statuses/116350826506467212Sun, 05 Apr 2026 07:05:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't on Sun, 05 Apr 2026 06:57:22 GMT]]>@jonn_blanchard On pornhub no-one commits, easy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/photovince/statuses/116350795291918764https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/photovince/statuses/116350795291918764Sun, 05 Apr 2026 06:57:22 GMT