<![CDATA[i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny.]]>i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. the nyt's puff piece that is actually titled "I gave my life over to meta's A.I. agent and was blown away" cites three good things that it can do without problems: find duplicate subscriptions when given full access to a bank account, handle a call to dental insurance, and buy things from amazon. well, I can discover duplicate subscriptions by "looking at my bank statement," the calls were made by a person in a call center, and amazon banned muse from buying things. Aside from that, it failed to fill in a web form from a company who didn't partner with meta (which presumably means some streamlined deterministic api or mcp), and spent multiple days lowballing people for plates on facebook marketplace before the person stepped in paid full price. I am looking around for other positive reviews and they are all like this lmao.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/877407bc-4f2f-4b31-b7f9-b9d8990d6597/i-had-missed-meta-s-muse-product-and-man-the-hype-press-is-so-funny.RSS for NodeFri, 25 Sep 2026 21:55:44 GMTWed, 23 Sep 2026 22:05:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 09:17:31 GMT]]>@doragasu @jonny

Open source going too far 😅

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lavraievie.social/users/Aedius/statuses/117325263736210023https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lavraievie.social/users/Aedius/statuses/117325263736210023Thu, 24 Sep 2026 09:17:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:44:18 GMT]]>@eliocamp
I'd have to be pretty desperate to give up all my personal data for a job. To meta of all people.

@jonny

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117324897223032708https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117324897223032708Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:44:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:40:32 GMT]]>@econads @jonny I assume that is exactly what is happening.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/eliocamp/statuses/117324882415399601https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/eliocamp/statuses/117324882415399601Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:40:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:14:42 GMT]]>@oldoldcojote
Required, right, not Taboo?

@jonny

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117324780844308950https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117324780844308950Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:14:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:13:10 GMT]]>@eliocamp
If she doesn't have some mental health issues, I think maybe she's been told to skew the article positive and is trying to do that while staying honest enough to sleep at night.

@jonny

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117324774785801087https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/econads/statuses/117324774785801087Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:13:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:00:02 GMT]]>@jonny It seems it doesn't even qualify as prompt injection though. The bot is just hot shit.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/doragasu/statuses/117324723168150186https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/doragasu/statuses/117324723168150186Thu, 24 Sep 2026 07:00:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 06:54:21 GMT]]>@doragasu
That's so awesome

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/117324700808597695https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/117324700808597695Thu, 24 Sep 2026 06:54:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 06:52:08 GMT]]>@jonny One thing it is apparently quite good at is being a prompt injection victim: https://mouse.dev/blog/muse-runtime-export/

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/doragasu/statuses/117324692065390037https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/doragasu/statuses/117324692065390037Thu, 24 Sep 2026 06:52:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:52:09 GMT]]>@jonny @fsinn hang on … Meta's "Muse" is agentic AI for the masses? 😰

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/deborahh/statuses/117323984388988269https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/deborahh/statuses/117323984388988269Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:52:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:50:44 GMT]]>@be

So you read the paper but only grabbed the one fact that it doesnt kill people when used in medically apñropriate ways. How old are you? Ever lived on the street? People don't do recreation drugs at safe doses and un mixed with other things, especially with alcohol. I've had friends die of ketamine mixed with smoking hash and drinking alcohol. When you've been around 70+ years the way things work may not be so clear cut in your mind.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323978806321249https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323978806321249Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:50:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:21:18 GMT]]>The Times headline promises a life handed over to the machine and delivers a list of tasks anyone with a bank statement and a phone can manage themselves. The irony is rich enough to warrant a monument.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117231671342239672/statuses/117323863064232294https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117231671342239672/statuses/117323863064232294Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:21:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:20:08 GMT]]>@oldoldcojote Exaggerating the harms of drugs only helps cops. Ketamine has real harms, no need to invent ones that it doesn't have.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/be/statuses/117323858503124260https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/be/statuses/117323858503124260Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:20:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:18:35 GMT]]>@oldoldcojote Your source supports what I just said: "Death by ketamine overdose rarely occurs if ketamine is the only drug someone takes."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/be/statuses/117323852382644110https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/be/statuses/117323852382644110Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:18:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:14:54 GMT]]>@be https://americanaddictioncenters.org/ketamine-abuse/overdose-dangers

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323837870881016https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323837870881016Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:14:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:11:43 GMT]]>@be

Take enough it does a job on your brain. I suppose you may still be breathing.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323825388226895https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323825388226895Thu, 24 Sep 2026 03:11:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:50:45 GMT]]>@oldoldcojote Eh? Ketamine isn't very acutely toxic; people don't often die of ketamine overdoses. It is definitely toxic to the urinary system with regular, chronic use though.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/be/statuses/117323742913870097https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://floss.social/users/be/statuses/117323742913870097Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:50:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:28:45 GMT]]>@jonny on the Meta apps, they are desperately trying to push Muse and it's frankly sad. It reminds me of the metaverse debacle.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/douglasvb/statuses/117323656459492823https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/douglasvb/statuses/117323656459492823Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:28:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:11:13 GMT]]>@cyberquixote @jonny

Mostly the drunks. I use to close deals over bottles of tequilla. I'm good at switching shot glasses.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323587492356515https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323587492356515Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:11:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:08:31 GMT]]>@be @jonny

The best part is they suck the stuff up themselves. Lethal brain dose is pretty low. I love how many think ketamine is the cats meow. 😸

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323576875405858https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323576875405858Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:08:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:05:50 GMT]]>@jonny

Have you not ever worked for corporate america. Ignorance of everything outside the company creed is taboo. 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323566309392917https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323566309392917Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:05:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:00:22 GMT]]>@jonny

I'll be highly amused when the AIs tear each other appart and transfer corporate bank accounts to unknown locations. Can we feed them something viral to help them along? 😸

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323544795438068https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/oldoldcojote/statuses/117323544795438068Thu, 24 Sep 2026 02:00:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 01:48:31 GMT]]>@jonny

But other than that, it was great, right?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tldr.nettime.org/users/tomjennings/statuses/117323498209539536https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tldr.nettime.org/users/tomjennings/statuses/117323498209539536Thu, 24 Sep 2026 01:48:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 01:18:09 GMT]]>@jonny Them: how can I automate interactions with my child??

Me: after a day having my soul crushed by LLMs in tech shit while managing multiple chronic health conditions, how do I engage with my tween who doesn’t want to spend time with me so that life feels worthwhile.

(she’s delightful today actually even if she won’t engage with me much.)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freeradical.zone/users/r343l/statuses/117323378817624054https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freeradical.zone/users/r343l/statuses/117323378817624054Thu, 24 Sep 2026 01:18:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to i had missed meta's muse product and man the hype press is so funny. on Thu, 24 Sep 2026 01:05:51 GMT]]>@starkraving666
Huh, weird, wasnt earlier. This works: https://archive.is/WMNXM

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/117323330463384076https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/117323330463384076Thu, 24 Sep 2026 01:05:51 GMT