<![CDATA[#Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026]]> Micah / rincewind.run‬
3:28 PM · May 19, 2026

"Cybertruck owner believes advertising, drives into lake (!), is arrested?

and they say the perfect news story doesn’t exist.

Oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful."

https://youtube.com/shorts/5HdChN_2hPY

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/87ca3088-19fe-43f7-936b-140ee48f26da/via-micah-rincewind.run-3-28-pm-may-19-2026RSS for NodeSun, 14 Jun 2026 15:49:05 GMTTue, 19 May 2026 21:57:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:21:47 GMT]]>@_L1vY_

OK, but what is Wade Mode?

Yes, he's dumb, but I think he can sue Elon.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lingo.lol/ap/users/115645018233576898/statuses/116604043771664911https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lingo.lol/ap/users/115645018233576898/statuses/116604043771664911Wed, 20 May 2026 00:21:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:17:10 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ Oh Wankpanzer of the Lake, give me your wisdom!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/galacticstone/statuses/116604025625106325https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/galacticstone/statuses/116604025625106325Wed, 20 May 2026 00:17:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:13:42 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ @qurlyjoe
I didn't pay my duck bill, so now they won't let me duck.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116604011951169071https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116604011951169071Wed, 20 May 2026 00:13:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:12:08 GMT]]>@brouhaha @qurlyjoe a duck bill! 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116604005803309588https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116604005803309588Wed, 20 May 2026 00:12:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:08:26 GMT]]>@qurlyjoe @_L1vY_
She has a carrot for a nose!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116603991293611208https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116603991293611208Wed, 20 May 2026 00:08:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:22:58 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ @grapevinepolice
Does it quack like a duck boat?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/qurlyjoe/statuses/116603812467867565https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/qurlyjoe/statuses/116603812467867565Tue, 19 May 2026 23:22:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:21:51 GMT]]>@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster
I always point and laugh when I see a Dorkmobile, but this dorkmove takes the dorkcake!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kevinashworth/statuses/116603808091128523https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kevinashworth/statuses/116603808091128523Tue, 19 May 2026 23:21:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:14:24 GMT]]>@paco Solid base for appeal, if his lawyer is willing to get their feet wet. @_L1vY_

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/count_01/statuses/116603778823196469https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/count_01/statuses/116603778823196469Tue, 19 May 2026 23:14:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:07:55 GMT]]>@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster "Arrested for having an unregistered boat" 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Lazarou/statuses/116603753317301057https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Lazarou/statuses/116603753317301057Tue, 19 May 2026 23:07:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:04:11 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ This product, by the man who bought the James Bond Lotus Esprit and promised to make it a real sub.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/krypt3ia/statuses/116603738598592945https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/krypt3ia/statuses/116603738598592945Tue, 19 May 2026 23:04:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:03:45 GMT]]>@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster
⬆️
eejits of the world unite!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nrmacdonald/statuses/116603736928017793https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nrmacdonald/statuses/116603736928017793Tue, 19 May 2026 23:03:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:02:37 GMT]]>@eric@geldmacher.io @Shanmonster@c.im @_L1vY_@mstdn.social @peteralee@mastodon.me.uk he should have just said he was trying to preempt any fires or explosions

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amgsynzm0vsg04oohttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amgsynzm0vsg04ooTue, 19 May 2026 23:02:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:02:30 GMT]]>@elfin 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116603731997429349https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116603731997429349Tue, 19 May 2026 23:02:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:01:21 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ "No valid boat registration" ... ROARING LAUGHTER!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/elfin/statuses/116603727499603241https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/elfin/statuses/116603727499603241Tue, 19 May 2026 23:01:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:00:12 GMT]]>@kimlockhartga @_L1vY_
I've never heard of wade mode, but given how the driver has proven his IQ by purchasing one of these things, I'm not surprised by the result.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/mcpinson/statuses/116603722979097790https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/mcpinson/statuses/116603722979097790Tue, 19 May 2026 23:00:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 22:59:57 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://geldmacher.io/users/eric/statuses/01KS17F8NX5GN9NPKSZ8R6NZ2Zhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://geldmacher.io/users/eric/statuses/01KS17F8NX5GN9NPKSZ8R6NZ2ZTue, 19 May 2026 22:59:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 22:59:39 GMT]]>@xgranade @_L1vY_ or a valid, you know, boat.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://scholar.social/users/jrbe/statuses/116603720826352006https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://scholar.social/users/jrbe/statuses/116603720826352006Tue, 19 May 2026 22:59:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 22:55:31 GMT]]>@urlyman@mastodon.social @xgranade@wandering.shop @_L1vY_@mstdn.social oh NO

what in the... WHAT. Oh my god.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amgspizo0vsg04o2https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amgspizo0vsg04o2Tue, 19 May 2026 22:55:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 22:55:31 GMT]]>@urlyman @aud @xgranade

It's hypnotic! 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116603704544402244https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116603704544402244Tue, 19 May 2026 22:55:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 22:52:55 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ No, Sir, we meant wade metaphorically into uncharted waters.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/kimlockhartga/statuses/116603694287095789https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/kimlockhartga/statuses/116603694287095789Tue, 19 May 2026 22:52:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 22:52:29 GMT]]>@aud @xgranade @_L1vY_

Seems like a good time to reprise this clip

https://mastodon.world/@ApostateEnglishman/115047835210248657

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116603692591777357https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/urlyman/statuses/116603692591777357Tue, 19 May 2026 22:52:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 22:41:56 GMT]]>@xgranade@wandering.shop @_L1vY_@mstdn.social not gonna lie, I kinda wanna see him hit with "illegal dumping of waste".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amgs81v30vsg04nzhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amgs81v30vsg04nzTue, 19 May 2026 22:41:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 22:40:37 GMT]]>@liquor_american As I understand it the wrecker truck use costs like $10K, presumably he'll be getting some kind of bill!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116603645957991113https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116603645957991113Tue, 19 May 2026 22:40:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 22:38:58 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ Every story like this makes me realize that the target audience for the Cybertruck was very stupid people. And it seems to have worked.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/users/PaulDitz/statuses/116603639490195755https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/users/PaulDitz/statuses/116603639490195755Tue, 19 May 2026 22:38:58 GMT