<![CDATA[The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow]]>The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/892579ca-7bcc-4e25-b42b-851147692dd6/the-part-of-me-that-used-to-work-for-a-survey-research-nonprofit-is-screaming-into-a-pillowRSS for NodeThu, 09 Apr 2026 04:18:49 GMTMon, 06 Apr 2026 19:36:31 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:43:29 GMT]]>@hannah oh my GOD

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/june/statuses/116359470106081598https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/june/statuses/116359470106081598Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:43:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:42:57 GMT]]>@hannah oh this is going to fuck up so many things in an election year

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/apocheir/statuses/116359468022058949https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/apocheir/statuses/116359468022058949Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:42:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:42:31 GMT]]>@hannah Well, shit, I can make old-school Markov chainbots that will answer your poll questions that will emulate human answers too. This is literally less than useless.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://az.social/users/lerxst/statuses/116359466265290270https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://az.social/users/lerxst/statuses/116359466265290270Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:42:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:42:02 GMT]]>@hannah that _literally can't work_

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.top/users/ellenor2000/statuses/116359464381864962https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.top/users/ellenor2000/statuses/116359464381864962Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:42:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:41:42 GMT]]>@hannah I feel like this practice is a fundamental misunderstanding of its own problem space.

This doesn't come within three or four degrees of freedom of measuring what the advocates seem to think it measures.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/patcharcana/statuses/116359463070141446https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/patcharcana/statuses/116359463070141446Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:41:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:41:37 GMT]]>@hannah manufacturing consent

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fiend_unpleasant/statuses/116359462762923311https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fiend_unpleasant/statuses/116359462762923311Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:41:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:41:34 GMT]]>@alex @hannah Wow, 100% of AI poll said that my product is the best product ever!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://reefahoy.boats/users/whiskeysailor/statuses/01KNJ513TFXPVT5SQTND996929https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://reefahoy.boats/users/whiskeysailor/statuses/01KNJ513TFXPVT5SQTND996929Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:41:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:41:26 GMT]]>@hannah

Me: Screams into the void

Void: Due to increased volumes the void can't answer your scream at the moment. Your scream is very important to us, please hold, there are only 31,415,926 people ahead of you in the scream queue.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/wordshaper/statuses/116359462047895851https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/wordshaper/statuses/116359462047895851Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:41:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:40:58 GMT]]>@hannah 🤦‍♂️ They can’t possibly be that dumb can they?

(Yes I know)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/foobarsoft/statuses/116359460190291828https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/foobarsoft/statuses/116359460190291828Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:40:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:39:28 GMT]]>@hannah What the Absolute Fuck

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sparrowhawk.social/users/sj/statuses/116359454303210775https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sparrowhawk.social/users/sj/statuses/116359454303210775Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:39:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:39:17 GMT]]>Our innovative approach: instead of doing something, we simply do not do it. at a fraction of the cost

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://posts.rat.pictures/users/hannah/statuses/116359453573252969https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://posts.rat.pictures/users/hannah/statuses/116359453573252969Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:39:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:38:49 GMT]]>@hannah how big of a sample size is worthwhile when 100% of your respondents can’t tell you the current date

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dads.cool/users/alex/statuses/116359451756530256https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dads.cool/users/alex/statuses/116359451756530256Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:38:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:38:07 GMT]]>@hannah the part of me that used to work in adtech knows exactly who the customers for this stuff are. there's been woo-woo like this in the "neuromarketing" space for years and years

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://feed.hella.cheap/users/bob/statuses/01KNJ4TS9CK1HX7PRQFN9E2YTDhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://feed.hella.cheap/users/bob/statuses/01KNJ4TS9CK1HX7PRQFN9E2YTDMon, 06 Apr 2026 19:38:07 GMT