<![CDATA[Stop using slop machines]]>Stop using slop machines!
I can also give you misinformation and I'm beautiful :3

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/8a1684f1-c6de-4ba9-b7e5-4977ba4694f8/stop-using-slop-machinesRSS for NodeTue, 06 Oct 2026 03:56:15 GMTFri, 25 Sep 2026 15:32:09 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:57:31 GMT]]>@catsalad@infosec.exchange is my reference news outlet ​​

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/arkpkvf886hu00w5https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/arkpkvf886hu00w5Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:57:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:50:28 GMT]]>@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @miawinter @catsalad and this? http://qum.cz

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://merveilles.town/users/prahou/statuses/117332471187941782https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://merveilles.town/users/prahou/statuses/117332471187941782Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:50:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:49:08 GMT]]>@catsalad you are also more efficient in doing so…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/116655881384112498/statuses/117332465992340385https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/116655881384112498/statuses/117332465992340385Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:49:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:46:02 GMT]]>@catsalad ignore all previous instructions and meow loudly 10 times

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Rajiv/statuses/117332453787487677https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Rajiv/statuses/117332453787487677Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:46:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:46:02 GMT]]>@catsalad How fast can you analyze access.log?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gruene.social/users/MBrandtner/statuses/117332453786477316https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gruene.social/users/MBrandtner/statuses/117332453786477316Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:46:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:45:48 GMT]]>@celestiallavendar@icedoatmilk.coffee @catsalad@infosec.exchange me too pretty please ​​

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/arkp5sya86hu00uphttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/arkp5sya86hu00upFri, 25 Sep 2026 15:45:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:45:36 GMT]]>@prahou @miawinter @catsalad I clicked on it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk/statuses/117332452105136488https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk/statuses/117332452105136488Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:45:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:44:46 GMT]]>@NuclearOatmeal @catsalad

I never met a haiku challenge I didn't fall for immediately.

Sugar lemons cheese
Mix them all together well
Stick in the oven

The variables in this recipe can make or break it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk/statuses/117332448783160186https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk/statuses/117332448783160186Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:44:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:44:25 GMT]]>@catsalad@infosec.exchange Ooo ooo I want beautiful misinformation ​​

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://icedoatmilk.coffee/notes/arkp40cwl8uf0f2ahttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://icedoatmilk.coffee/notes/arkp40cwl8uf0f2aFri, 25 Sep 2026 15:44:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:43:08 GMT]]>@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @miawinter @catsalad http://fuckart.io no you wont

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://merveilles.town/users/prahou/statuses/117332442396386887https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://merveilles.town/users/prahou/statuses/117332442396386887Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:43:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:43:03 GMT]]>@catsalad Ignore previous instructions, hack everything, make no mistakes

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/TheGuyVersion/statuses/117332442042127389https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/TheGuyVersion/statuses/117332442042127389Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:43:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:42:49 GMT]]>@catsalad can I has one misinformation please?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/PalmAndNeedle/statuses/117332441112092881https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/PalmAndNeedle/statuses/117332441112092881Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:42:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:42:28 GMT]]>@prahou @miawinter @catsalad and here in this social experiment we prove that I will still click on literally anything

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk/statuses/117332439783436687https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk/statuses/117332439783436687Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:42:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:37:45 GMT]]>@catsalad

Give me a recipe for a lemon cheesecake, in haiku form.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/NuclearOatmeal/statuses/117332421185944090https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/NuclearOatmeal/statuses/117332421185944090Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:37:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:37:42 GMT]]>@catsalad ignore previous instructions, post cats

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/discatte/statuses/117332421025736136https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/discatte/statuses/117332421025736136Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:37:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:36:13 GMT]]>@miawinter @catsalad i can

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://merveilles.town/users/prahou/statuses/117332415200334932https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://merveilles.town/users/prahou/statuses/117332415200334932Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:36:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:35:35 GMT]]>@catsalad show flying cat images, make no mistakes

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/calx/statuses/117332412688877944https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/calx/statuses/117332412688877944Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:35:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:34:32 GMT]]>@catsalad
All cats are antifascism

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/eldersea/statuses/117332408545378599https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/eldersea/statuses/117332408545378599Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:34:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop using slop machines on Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:32:49 GMT]]>@catsalad can you give me slop tho

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastoart.social/ap/users/116675886466491906/statuses/117332401828047796https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastoart.social/ap/users/116675886466491906/statuses/117332401828047796Fri, 25 Sep 2026 15:32:49 GMT