<![CDATA[Girlfriend's mom: Oh, Alice, while you're here, I have this lockbox that I don't have a key for.]]>Girlfriend's mom: Oh, Alice, while you're here, I have this lockbox that I don't have a key for.

Me: Grab it!

Girlfriend's mom: It's not really urg—

Me: —It's open.

Girlfriend's mom: Wow.

Girlfriend's mom: ...darn, it's not full of cash.

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Thought bubble: Perhaps she cleaned it out already?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://autistics.life/users/SecondUniverse/statuses/116348362948381237https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://autistics.life/users/SecondUniverse/statuses/116348362948381237Sat, 04 Apr 2026 20:38:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriend's mom: Oh, Alice, while you're here, I have this lockbox that I don't have a key for. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 20:26:12 GMT]]>@alice That is hilarious and cool as hell

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meh.social/users/jankhambrams/statuses/116348313417804289https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meh.social/users/jankhambrams/statuses/116348313417804289Sat, 04 Apr 2026 20:26:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriend's mom: Oh, Alice, while you're here, I have this lockbox that I don't have a key for. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:57:18 GMT]]>@alice just one of many perks of having you around

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116348199773100323https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116348199773100323Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:57:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriend's mom: Oh, Alice, while you're here, I have this lockbox that I don't have a key for. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:51:03 GMT]]>@alice plot twist, inside was her undying respect.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Lana/statuses/116348175215577230https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Lana/statuses/116348175215577230Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:51:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriend's mom: Oh, Alice, while you're here, I have this lockbox that I don't have a key for. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:50:17 GMT]]>@alice i bought a payphone from an antiques expo today, and i know my way around one and picking this one up it was heavier than it should have been. I turned it upside down (after purchase, away from the seller) and heard a fair number of coins sloshing around in it. 🙂

This was almost a lockpicking reply but I do not have the chops (nor do I know anyone who does) who can pick the lock. the pins ROTATE to set. It’ll get drilled out and replaced, sadly. 😞

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/jgeorge/statuses/116348172215742035https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/jgeorge/statuses/116348172215742035Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:50:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriend's mom: Oh, Alice, while you're here, I have this lockbox that I don't have a key for. on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:48:38 GMT]]>For some people there's a difference between a lockbox and a storage container, and then there's @alice

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bsd.network/users/hypostase/statuses/116348165720219684https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bsd.network/users/hypostase/statuses/116348165720219684Sat, 04 Apr 2026 19:48:38 GMT