<![CDATA[After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java.]]>After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java.

He hates me.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/8ab7ea8b-fd56-482d-a6c2-847f184a509a/after-i-drink-coffee-i-show-my-empty-mug-to-the-it-guy-and-tell-him-i-ve-successfully-installed-java.RSS for NodeSun, 12 Jul 2026 20:47:11 GMTMon, 29 Jun 2026 16:37:00 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. on Tue, 30 Jun 2026 01:24:19 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI Perhaps you should bring him some coffee too?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://babka.social/users/peribotsarah/statuses/116836444382924308https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://babka.social/users/peribotsarah/statuses/116836444382924308Tue, 30 Jun 2026 01:24:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. on Mon, 29 Jun 2026 21:01:25 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116695487645009364/statuses/116835410635652304https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116695487645009364/statuses/116835410635652304Mon, 29 Jun 2026 21:01:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. on Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:45:40 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI Perhaps it is because he understands that every successful Java installation is, in fact, a failure

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimfl/statuses/116834876838998551https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimfl/statuses/116834876838998551Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:45:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. on Mon, 29 Jun 2026 17:33:16 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI hahahahaha!
Cerfified Dad joke.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/caiocgo/statuses/116834592149788080https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/caiocgo/statuses/116834592149788080Mon, 29 Jun 2026 17:33:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. on Mon, 29 Jun 2026 17:28:22 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI I'm stealing that gag.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/enistello/statuses/116834572890071551https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/enistello/statuses/116834572890071551Mon, 29 Jun 2026 17:28:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. on Mon, 29 Jun 2026 17:13:19 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI @LibertyForward1 I am so going to do this when I am safely ensconced in a new job!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116834513675832659https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116834513675832659Mon, 29 Jun 2026 17:13:19 GMT