<![CDATA[Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon]]>Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/8af791b7-3ad6-4fa7-9dd1-8b78f9e9f451/always-remember-odin-absolutely-could-fuck-you-up-he-just-doesn-t-want-to-dog-dogs-dogsofmastodonRSS for NodeFri, 10 Apr 2026 17:35:36 GMTWed, 01 Apr 2026 19:48:37 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 10:06:58 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea 😂 😍

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/fonecokid/statuses/116334553906732903https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/fonecokid/statuses/116334553906732903Thu, 02 Apr 2026 10:06:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 08:32:46 GMT]]>@piarji yeah it took me a while to get used to the fact his mouth colors are just naturally what reads to me as "something is horribly wrong" and nothing is in fact horribly wrong

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116334183465904417https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116334183465904417Thu, 02 Apr 2026 08:32:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 22:33:21 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea he seems to be completely incapable of violence

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116331826451285351https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116331826451285351Wed, 01 Apr 2026 22:33:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 22:33:06 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea it feels like Odin read the doggy handbook and mis-read "Big and Vicious" as "Big & Viscous" 😋
He's utterly adorable!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/Nikkileah/statuses/116331825472441873https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/Nikkileah/statuses/116331825472441873Wed, 01 Apr 2026 22:33:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 22:31:12 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

"Cujo?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/pedro_mateus/statuses/116331818023441654https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/pedro_mateus/statuses/116331818023441654Wed, 01 Apr 2026 22:31:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 22:20:31 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/bradfrank/statuses/116331776046479915https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/bradfrank/statuses/116331776046479915Wed, 01 Apr 2026 22:20:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 21:02:40 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I definitely would not want him to be showing me his scrunchy look! He’s a good boy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://shark.community/users/FurryBeta/statuses/116331469870788929https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://shark.community/users/FurryBeta/statuses/116331469870788929Wed, 01 Apr 2026 21:02:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:50:45 GMT]]>@rrb @0xabad1dea If only it were as easy to arrange that.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116331423035852192https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116331423035852192Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:50:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:24:44 GMT]]>@michaelgemar @0xabad1dea I wouldn't want an aggressive person that weighs more than a dog.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/rrb/statuses/116331320759024299https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/rrb/statuses/116331320759024299Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:24:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:22:00 GMT]]>also to be clear this is just. what we have to do to brush his teeth. and he's cool with it. I think a random stranger could walk up and lift his jowl-flaps to oggle his teeth and he wouldn't think it odd at all

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116331310008223050https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116331310008223050Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:22:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:16:06 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea how fierce! the black gums are a little terrifying

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/piarji/statuses/116331286759691888https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/piarji/statuses/116331286759691888Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:16:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:58:27 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea But there would be fewer pets then, so he won't.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116331217366088043https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116331217366088043Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:58:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:56:58 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Most big dog breeds are very gentle and docile, because nobody wants an aggressive dog who weighs more than a person.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116331211552225038https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116331211552225038Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:56:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:56:17 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea aww lookit that big smile

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/eclairwolf/statuses/116331208859692413https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/eclairwolf/statuses/116331208859692413Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:56:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:52:32 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
Teefs! Enormous good natured teefs!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116331194098519671https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116331194098519671Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:52:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:52:24 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea 'home alone' would be very different with odin instead of macaulay culkin. odin would help them rob everything and then accidentally knock them out

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/dysfun/statuses/116331193581801350https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/dysfun/statuses/116331193581801350Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:52:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Always remember: Odin absolutely could fuck you up, he just doesn’t want to #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:49:36 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea yesssss teeth

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116331182564090578https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116331182564090578Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:49:36 GMT