<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[TWO THINGS:]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p class="quote-inline">RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>mastodon.social/@invadersil/11</span><span>6324993175863094</span></a></p><p>TWO THINGS:</p><p>1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Microslop" rel="tag">#<span>Microslop</span></a> uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.</p><p>2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Copilot" rel="tag">#<span>Copilot</span></a> IS MEANT AS <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ENTERTAINMENT" rel="tag">#<span>ENTERTAINMENT</span></a>. </p><p>Fourth Estate my ass. </p><p>Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?</p><p>c’mon <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" rel="tag">#<span>tech</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/journalism" rel="tag">#<span>journalism</span></a>. DO YOUR JOBS!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/8afc938e-c293-4a06-91ff-cedded4a3cbd/two-things</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 20:08:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/8afc938e-c293-4a06-91ff-cedded4a3cbd.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:36:15 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:28:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/foobarry%40mastodon.social">@<span>foobarry</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> corporate-speak for like it or fuck off.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/RejoinEU/statuses/116335110377048726</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/RejoinEU/statuses/116335110377048726</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rejoineu@mastodon.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:28:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 11:50:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> <br />I have seen no ill effects from this and it's given me somewhat enhanced confidence, security &amp; performance.<br /><a href="https://github.com/zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>github.com/zoicware/RemoveWind</span><span>owsAI</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/users/nek/statuses/116334960399327928</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/users/nek/statuses/116334960399327928</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nek@hear-me.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 11:50:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 10:50:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> if I do not find copilot entertaining, am I entitled to compensation?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/womble/statuses/116334725181300232</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/womble/statuses/116334725181300232</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[womble@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 10:50:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 10:12:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> "You may stop using Copilot at any time. If you want to close your Microsoft Account, please see the Microsoft Services Agreement."<br />if i want to remove copilot from my work O365 account i have to close my account? yeah thanks microslop</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/foobarry/statuses/116334575896707249</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/foobarry/statuses/116334575896707249</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[foobarry@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 10:12:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:53:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@blogdiva@mastodon.social</a><span> so like<br /><br />Microsoft is basically breaking their own TOS by advertising copilot as a tool and shoving it in every app imaginable, of course not leaving out productivity stuff like, oh i dunno, the whole microslop office suite, stuff </span><i>definitely</i> used just for entertainment</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/akkv2jy2jim30123</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/akkv2jy2jim30123</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rpmrosie@mk.absturztau.be]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:53:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 03:21:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> This is EPIC! Thank you! Please forward to Ed Zitron immediately and of course I keep noticing sloppy journalism on the part of The Register and other mouthpieces lately.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116175731239673526/statuses/116332960022816184</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116175731239673526/statuses/116332960022816184</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bms48@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 03:21:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 02:59:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> "For Entertainment" is how Fox News escapes FCC scrutiny and court fines.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/tasket/statuses/116327210929027651</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/tasket/statuses/116327210929027651</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tasket@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 02:59:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 02:24:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> Saying it's "for entertainment only" is a legal CYA line. Note the rest of that section: Copilot fucks up, so don't trust it with anything important, and don't sue us if it makes a Very Expensive Mistake.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/ObbieZ/statuses/116327074224120638</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/ObbieZ/statuses/116327074224120638</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[obbiez@urbanists.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 02:24:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 23:05:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> These are the terms of use for individuals using Copilot. They presumably have a different ToS for corporate use, but I haven’t personally seen it.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/bob_zim/statuses/116326290675740584</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/bob_zim/statuses/116326290675740584</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bob_zim@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 23:05:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 22:31:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> Huh.  AI is as much a developer as Fox is news.  Interesting.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crazyeddie/statuses/116326155969510784</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/crazyeddie/statuses/116326155969510784</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 22:31:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:43:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> </p><p>I read it and tooted about it at least a month before it went into effect.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/miguelpergamon/statuses/116325966239063135</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/miguelpergamon/statuses/116325966239063135</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 21:43:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:24:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> Microsoft remaining true to its nature as a law firm that happens to also employ some software developers</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/slothrop/statuses/116325657706435825</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/slothrop/statuses/116325657706435825</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[slothrop@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:24:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to TWO THINGS: on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:17:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/blogdiva%40mastodon.social">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> Sam Altman getting down on Satya Nadella was not a mental image I wanted or expected to have visit my brain. </p><p>Hope I can find the strong herb to smudge it out again.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/laprice/statuses/116325630129569896</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/laprice/statuses/116325630129569896</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[laprice@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:17:32 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>