<![CDATA[Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.]]>Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/8d1fcf09-86f0-4e69-a5d5-e8fdbf80f4b6/oh-my-god-these-are-real-actual-slides-from-a-softbank-presentation.RSS for NodeMon, 29 Jun 2026 15:13:47 GMTWed, 24 Jun 2026 22:33:24 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:23:49 GMT]]>@dev there will be goose

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/bweller/statuses/116809546464583063https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/bweller/statuses/116809546464583063Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:23:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:21:35 GMT]]>@dev ....... I feel like I missed out on a load of drug usage by dropping the economics field.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sunny.garden/ap/users/116118702619468696/statuses/116809537623087554https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sunny.garden/ap/users/116118702619468696/statuses/116809537623087554Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:21:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:11:39 GMT]]>@ludicity i think this teaches me that having a certain amount of wealth relieves people of the need for self-respect

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://genart.social/users/twilliability/statuses/116809498576716335https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://genart.social/users/twilliability/statuses/116809498576716335Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:11:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:09:15 GMT]]>@dev Goose was not valued!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/tealeg/statuses/116809489121703626https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/tealeg/statuses/116809489121703626Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:09:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:07:57 GMT]]>@SnoopJ Absent the power to keep laying eggs, the value of the goose becomes apparent over 4 hours or so around 300 degrees. @regehr @dan @dev

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/gnate/statuses/116809484074427637https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/gnate/statuses/116809484074427637Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:07:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:07:29 GMT]]>@twilliability @dev I have no idea what the fuck to say about this

It was the goose that created the value

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sprawl.club/users/ludicity/statuses/116809482190603013https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sprawl.club/users/ludicity/statuses/116809482190603013Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:07:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:05:34 GMT]]>@dev It's a new flavor of deep fried humor

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragonchat.org/users/garbrys/statuses/116809474679585061https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragonchat.org/users/garbrys/statuses/116809474679585061Thu, 25 Jun 2026 07:05:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:54:06 GMT]]>@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the funny thing is this is actually an unintentionally good worker’s rights meme. It’s also a fever dream, but I that’s just saying the quiet part out loud.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragonscave.space/users/MostlyBlindGamer/statuses/116809429569213337https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragonscave.space/users/MostlyBlindGamer/statuses/116809429569213337Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:54:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:53:55 GMT]]>@regehr @atsuzaki @dev Yeah weird. Fortunately my client cached the post. Here’s the link to the presentation:

https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

Incomprehensible.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/stuartmarks/statuses/116809428868137581https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/stuartmarks/statuses/116809428868137581Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:53:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:49:49 GMT]]>@dev …is this a pro-unionization slide presentation?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/hrefna/statuses/116809412758376190https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/hrefna/statuses/116809412758376190Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:49:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:49:45 GMT]]>@dev why the conveyor belt? don't these people know how eggs are actually laid?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/urixturing/statuses/116809412475449631https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/urixturing/statuses/116809412475449631Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:49:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:49:07 GMT]]>@dev
This one's also kind of a banger

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ozzelot/statuses/116809409984844449https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ozzelot/statuses/116809409984844449Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:49:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:46:45 GMT]]>@dev paging @ludicity. you must seriously up your game after this.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://genart.social/users/twilliability/statuses/116809400694051889https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://genart.social/users/twilliability/statuses/116809400694051889Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:46:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:45:49 GMT]]>@nondailychickens @dev What a weird cat.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://myside-yourside.net/users/StarkRG/statuses/116809397028076471https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://myside-yourside.net/users/StarkRG/statuses/116809397028076471Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:45:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:39:04 GMT]]>@FaithfullJohn @dev the future is now

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nerdculture.de/users/bonkers/statuses/116809370498501272https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nerdculture.de/users/bonkers/statuses/116809370498501272Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:39:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:38:58 GMT]]>@dev i do love how the whole story remains the same if you replace "goose" with "lottery ticket"...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://shrimp.acute.cat/notes/anwp46x3hour05ofhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://shrimp.acute.cat/notes/anwp46x3hour05ofThu, 25 Jun 2026 06:38:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:28:44 GMT]]>@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev "Boomer brainrot" is the perfect description!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.cologne/ap/users/116232768628584081/statuses/116809329857559148https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.cologne/ap/users/116232768628584081/statuses/116809329857559148Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:28:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:28:27 GMT]]>@regehr If it makes you feel any better, shareholder value = 3 eggs

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/fugueish/statuses/116809328726123188https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/fugueish/statuses/116809328726123188Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:28:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:25:23 GMT]]>@srxl @dev @catsalad Geese can live up to 30 years domesticated, 10-20 years in the wild. 😌

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/icing/statuses/116809316644779992https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/icing/statuses/116809316644779992Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:25:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:22:49 GMT]]>@gooseliketyping FYI

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://discuss.systems/ap/users/115918347060720003/statuses/116809306546899788https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://discuss.systems/ap/users/115918347060720003/statuses/116809306546899788Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:22:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:19:49 GMT]]>@DamonWakes @dev I will never jeopardise the beans

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bookstodon.com/users/Annaspanner/statuses/116809294794522226https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bookstodon.com/users/Annaspanner/statuses/116809294794522226Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:19:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:17:55 GMT]]>@dev @freakazoid @Tiempo
Brain crush @blursedtexts

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bookstodon.com/users/Annaspanner/statuses/116809287280581211https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bookstodon.com/users/Annaspanner/statuses/116809287280581211Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:17:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:15:03 GMT]]>@dev in the meantime, undervalued male goose:

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nerdculture.de/users/bonkers/statuses/116809276013640981https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nerdculture.de/users/bonkers/statuses/116809276013640981Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:15:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:13:55 GMT]]>@lina @aud @dev @ricci @secretasianman battledecks (aka PowerPoint Karaoke) could be the format of the lightning talks

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/giflian/statuses/116809271551671306https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/giflian/statuses/116809271551671306Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:13:55 GMT