<![CDATA[The new security camera]]>The new security camera

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/90aa8f3b-b971-4a27-a6ac-6d84a662b925/the-new-security-cameraRSS for NodeFri, 11 Sep 2026 14:59:03 GMTMon, 07 Sep 2026 10:22:50 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 12:09:26 GMT]]>@DLink @matildalove @Natasha_Jay And their minions are everywhere!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/maccruiskeen/statuses/117229680514564788https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/maccruiskeen/statuses/117229680514564788Mon, 07 Sep 2026 12:09:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 12:03:38 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay environmentally friendly - uses no electricity. Also, ideal for privacy - no-one can persuade the cat to give away anything.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/UkeleleEric/statuses/117229657692587817https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/UkeleleEric/statuses/117229657692587817Mon, 07 Sep 2026 12:03:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 12:00:40 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay
CatCam 2.0

Features
- fully autonomous
- low maintenance
- fast reaction times
- auto focus
- auto hide
- 360Β° audio
- built-in alarm (when hungry)
- built-in night vision (no extra costs)
- armed
- auto retaliation against attempts to disable
- cute
- also available as mobile version for ground operations

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Brokar/statuses/117229646041154516https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Brokar/statuses/117229646041154516Mon, 07 Sep 2026 12:00:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:48:21 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Once Upon A Time electricians used to lift floorboards. Now they seem to prefer to cut up ceilings.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/TimWardCam/statuses/117229597615799445https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/TimWardCam/statuses/117229597615799445Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:48:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:38:43 GMT]]>@foone @Natasha_Jay

I didn't use type quite that large.

Ceiling Cat is old and venerated.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://polyglot.city/ap/users/116920690631779955/statuses/117229559735077975https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://polyglot.city/ap/users/116920690631779955/statuses/117229559735077975Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:38:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:36:18 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://polyglot.city/ap/users/116920690631779955/statuses/117229550197915382https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://polyglot.city/ap/users/116920690631779955/statuses/117229550197915382Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:36:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:31:23 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay it even comes with night vision ☝🏻

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117206262580904547/statuses/117229530858443908https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117206262580904547/statuses/117229530858443908Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:31:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:28:38 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay 🀣 πŸ’•

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/IDoodle/statuses/117229520088708085https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/IDoodle/statuses/117229520088708085Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:28:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:26:18 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

"In my hotels, there's always someone watching."

--"Oceans Eleven" (2001)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116450665690518433/statuses/117229510911272199https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116450665690518433/statuses/117229510911272199Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:26:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:22:43 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay πŸ˜„

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nrw.social/users/k_A/statuses/117229496826624074https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nrw.social/users/k_A/statuses/117229496826624074Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:22:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:22:16 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay 20 years ago, this image would have already been posted on 4chan with "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate" pasted over it in 48pt impact

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/foone/statuses/117229495027819981https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/foone/statuses/117229495027819981Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:22:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:17:30 GMT]]>@matildalove @Natasha_Jay

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://posthat.ca/users/DLink/statuses/117229476289153486https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://posthat.ca/users/DLink/statuses/117229476289153486Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:17:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:52:55 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weird.autos/users/scudderfish/statuses/117229379587418330https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weird.autos/users/scudderfish/statuses/117229379587418330Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:52:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:44:50 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay That’s the only surveillance that I can accept.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://literatur.social/users/fiee/statuses/117229347822688450https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://literatur.social/users/fiee/statuses/117229347822688450Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:44:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:42:22 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay the copper wires seem a bit too close and unprotected for a kitty to roam around there.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/zer0/statuses/117229338126550450https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/zer0/statuses/117229338126550450Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:42:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:39:09 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt ceiling cat 2.0

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.nyaa.place/notes/aquoa41y7sk10jamhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mk.nyaa.place/notes/aquoa41y7sk10jamMon, 07 Sep 2026 10:39:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:25:03 GMT]]>@matt
IOC = Internet of Cats

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/Natasha_Jay/statuses/117229270040828867https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/Natasha_Jay/statuses/117229270040828867Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:25:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:24:18 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay The best smart home tech solution. 😼

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oslo.town/users/matt/statuses/117229267123594299https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oslo.town/users/matt/statuses/117229267123594299Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:24:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The new security camera on Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:23:34 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay ceiling cat jr

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wetdry.world/users/matildalove/statuses/117229264229029887https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wetdry.world/users/matildalove/statuses/117229264229029887Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:23:34 GMT