<![CDATA[Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face]]>Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face

✅ if you join here you're old
✅ you've seen too much shit
✅ you're tired of said shit

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/969fa34e-91c8-4e64-bef2-d881fb4d97c3/mastodon-has-automatic-age-verification-built-in-no-scanning-your-faceRSS for NodeSun, 05 Jul 2026 06:39:29 GMTWed, 01 Jul 2026 20:39:25 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 03:31:28 GMT]]>@flipper
Most young people haven't even seen a RJ-11
@GossiTheDog

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/bobkmertz/statuses/116848268994968171https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/bobkmertz/statuses/116848268994968171Thu, 02 Jul 2026 03:31:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 03:06:04 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog
I guess I'm old lol. Born in the 2k and Gen-Z already calling me "unc". I enjoy being here, being a part of the community that contributed to the good. Still convinced people but no hope. The file size limit is really a struggle here. And also I want more emojis.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://layer8.space/ap/users/116231065725993258/statuses/116848169069774899https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://layer8.space/ap/users/116231065725993258/statuses/116848169069774899Thu, 02 Jul 2026 03:06:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 02:05:13 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog Ya got me. Guilty as charged.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/BaronessWinter/statuses/116847929833058284https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/BaronessWinter/statuses/116847929833058284Thu, 02 Jul 2026 02:05:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:51:26 GMT]]>@linuxandyarn @GossiTheDog You're not wrong.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116847875603243169https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116847875603243169Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:51:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:49:55 GMT]]>@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @GossiTheDog Yep I had to go in person for my bank not giving a social media site jack.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/Luna/statuses/116847869640698156https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/Luna/statuses/116847869640698156Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:49:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:49:33 GMT]]>@fencepost @GossiTheDog Glad my colonoscopy was last year..

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116847868247274584https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116847868247274584Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:49:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:31:02 GMT]]>@Luna @GossiTheDog I bitterly resent providing my ID for a bank account. No way I'm providing it for social media.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk/statuses/116847795424615813https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SomeVeganCheeseIsOk/statuses/116847795424615813Thu, 02 Jul 2026 01:31:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:44:59 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Lightfighter/statuses/116847614347468092https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Lightfighter/statuses/116847614347468092Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:44:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:42:13 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog My Mastodon account may not be that old, but I've had a Gmail account since it was invite-only, my DeviantART profile is 19 years old this year, and my Twitter account is 16 years old.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/Intaglio_Dragon/statuses/116847603453878441https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/Intaglio_Dragon/statuses/116847603453878441Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:42:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:40:18 GMT]]>@huronbikes @GossiTheDog Well, do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/Intaglio_Dragon/statuses/116847595945671402https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/Intaglio_Dragon/statuses/116847595945671402Thu, 02 Jul 2026 00:40:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:34:06 GMT]]>@ohmu
When I joined, I didn't feel all that old. But decadal thresholds have a way of, well, mixing things up...
@GossiTheDog

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/krnlg/statuses/116847335594920281https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/krnlg/statuses/116847335594920281Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:34:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:29:39 GMT]]>@Geojoek
Look, I grunt because life in general is hard, not for physical reasons...
@TheTomas @GossiTheDog

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/krnlg/statuses/116847318088842667https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/krnlg/statuses/116847318088842667Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:29:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:16:50 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog I've definitely been seen.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/targetdrone/statuses/116847267715415235https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/targetdrone/statuses/116847267715415235Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:16:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:08:49 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog as a 22yo, yeah... I feel old, that's why I'm here

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://livellosegreto.it/users/ProsciuttoAntifa/statuses/116847236174503277https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://livellosegreto.it/users/ProsciuttoAntifa/statuses/116847236174503277Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:08:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:06:35 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog Maybe we should require social media sites to automatically surface memes from a couple years ago, to drive off the youngs.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jef/statuses/116847227390003254https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jef/statuses/116847227390003254Wed, 01 Jul 2026 23:06:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:57:56 GMT]]>@TheTomas

LOL I came here to make this Debian joke.

("The distro for people who grunt getting up out of a chair.")

@GossiTheDog

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.hams.social/users/Geojoek/statuses/116847193404446375https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.hams.social/users/Geojoek/statuses/116847193404446375Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:57:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:55:44 GMT]]>@guitarfosec @GossiTheDog

I'm old enough to remember Cyberbob, the first time around.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/clickhere/statuses/116847184736084622https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/clickhere/statuses/116847184736084622Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:55:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:54:36 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog You are completely right, and if you have a blog you mastered internet

http://goguma.blog

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/PictoPulse356/statuses/116847180288573443https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/PictoPulse356/statuses/116847180288573443Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:54:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:46:28 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog

🔘 I'm in this toot and I don't like it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/clickhere/statuses/116847148315852782https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/clickhere/statuses/116847148315852782Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:46:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:45:50 GMT]]>@ajn142 @fencepost @GossiTheDog
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116847145840849384https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116847145840849384Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:45:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:45:01 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog if you hear someone talking about 2009 being a difficult year, you know already ....

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116695487645009364/statuses/116847142624398073https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116695487645009364/statuses/116847142624398073Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:45:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:42:20 GMT]]>@richardjh @fencepost @GossiTheDog

It seems like the new organization structure is that all the workers are in their 20s, and all the CEOs/Presidents are in their 80s.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/number6/statuses/116847132071616439https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/number6/statuses/116847132071616439Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:42:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:40:00 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.space/users/fennix/statuses/116847122856753073https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.space/users/fennix/statuses/116847122856753073Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:40:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:36:51 GMT]]>@GossiTheDog +9001%

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116306723250896134/statuses/116847110463806059https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116306723250896134/statuses/116847110463806059Wed, 01 Jul 2026 22:36:51 GMT