<![CDATA[A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king.]]>A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king.

"I hear," the dragon said, "that you have no princess."

"So?"

"So I propose you adopt me."

"You're a girl?"

"I could be."

"Sorry. But wouldn't that bring more dragons?"

The dragon fluttered her eyelashes. "I hope so."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/96adb6fb-9ab2-4b75-b6bd-8ef60b634883/a-dragon-came-to-the-royal-castle-and-requested-an-audience-with-the-king.RSS for NodeSat, 24 Oct 2026 00:12:25 GMTMon, 12 Oct 2026 16:33:24 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king. on Tue, 13 Oct 2026 00:28:10 GMT]]>@fugeldich So it's not just a Red Dragon, it's a Red Sonja Dragon?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/SubplotKudzu/statuses/117430766203321988https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/SubplotKudzu/statuses/117430766203321988Tue, 13 Oct 2026 00:28:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king. on Mon, 12 Oct 2026 20:17:43 GMT]]>@MicroSFF So any knight would have to defeat the princess to marry her.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nrw.social/users/fugeldich/statuses/117429781353065558https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nrw.social/users/fugeldich/statuses/117429781353065558Mon, 12 Oct 2026 20:17:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king. on Mon, 12 Oct 2026 17:37:57 GMT]]>@MicroSFF So... Royal draconic dating service... Sure, why not?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/Denian/statuses/117429153147773022https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/Denian/statuses/117429153147773022Mon, 12 Oct 2026 17:37:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king. on Mon, 12 Oct 2026 17:25:35 GMT]]>@MicroSFF
Excellent!

I once ran a D&D campaign where the players did jobs for a dragon who lived in a secret annex under the Boston Common Parking Garage.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tilde.zone/users/n1xnx/statuses/117429104505048139https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tilde.zone/users/n1xnx/statuses/117429104505048139Mon, 12 Oct 2026 17:25:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king. on Mon, 12 Oct 2026 16:44:08 GMT]]>@MicroSFF This made me giggle. 😄

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragon.style/users/zetasyanthis/statuses/117428941498473644https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragon.style/users/zetasyanthis/statuses/117428941498473644Mon, 12 Oct 2026 16:44:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king. on Mon, 12 Oct 2026 16:34:46 GMT]]>@MicroSFF oh a dragon princess 🐉👑

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SadKitten/statuses/117428904670558096https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SadKitten/statuses/117428904670558096Mon, 12 Oct 2026 16:34:46 GMT