<![CDATA[Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.]]>Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.

Cooing Imminent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVZXDgdWIQs

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]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/bimmer/statuses/116579433585488664https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/bimmer/statuses/116579433585488664Fri, 15 May 2026 16:03:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 14:12:24 GMT]]>@futurebird It's so strong I'm being pulled into my computer screen.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://scholar.social/users/mplouffe/statuses/116578998339501843https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://scholar.social/users/mplouffe/statuses/116578998339501843Fri, 15 May 2026 14:12:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 14:08:38 GMT]]>@futurebird "like a scoop of icecream in form". You win today's alttext sweeps! πŸŽ‰

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/deborahh/statuses/116578983541289229https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/deborahh/statuses/116578983541289229Fri, 15 May 2026 14:08:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 13:39:54 GMT]]>@futurebird what a majestic borb fluff! 😍

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.wurzelmann.at/users/wurzelmann/statuses/116578870503165827https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.wurzelmann.at/users/wurzelmann/statuses/116578870503165827Fri, 15 May 2026 13:39:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 13:33:46 GMT]]>@ranjit @futurebird

"There is no dark side in the Dove, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the Sun."

(a slight paraphrase)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/angelastella/statuses/116578846411167973https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/angelastella/statuses/116578846411167973Fri, 15 May 2026 13:33:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 13:19:55 GMT]]>@futurebird what lies on the dark side of the dove??

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friend.camp/users/ranjit/statuses/116578791945890709https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friend.camp/users/ranjit/statuses/116578791945890709Fri, 15 May 2026 13:19:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 13:06:23 GMT]]>@futurebird Proper chonker there

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/Lydie/statuses/116578738715411488https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/Lydie/statuses/116578738715411488Fri, 15 May 2026 13:06:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 12:57:07 GMT]]>@futurebird I wanna grab it!!!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pagan.plus/users/ThriftstoreBarbie/statuses/116578702290820241https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pagan.plus/users/ThriftstoreBarbie/statuses/116578702290820241Fri, 15 May 2026 12:57:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 12:39:00 GMT]]>@LappenjammerDieZweite @futurebird
Science is conspiracy. For more, please visit us at Flat Dove Society

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ottawa.place/users/jd/statuses/116578631067940659https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ottawa.place/users/jd/statuses/116578631067940659Fri, 15 May 2026 12:39:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 12:31:08 GMT]]>All you see is dove
dove is all you see...
because you are tidally locked!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578600119585582https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578600119585582Fri, 15 May 2026 12:31:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 11:26:59 GMT]]>@futurebird They put all their points in roundness and none in nest integrity.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/116578347848519222https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/116578347848519222Fri, 15 May 2026 11:26:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:47:57 GMT]]>@cford

dove is all there is

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578194380471018https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578194380471018Fri, 15 May 2026 10:47:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:47:34 GMT]]>@futurebird Dove is all you need.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.thoughtworks.com/users/cford/statuses/116578192889660941https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.thoughtworks.com/users/cford/statuses/116578192889660941Fri, 15 May 2026 10:47:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:37:55 GMT]]>@darkling

Dove is all there is. All matter in the known universe is now dove.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578154964984314https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578154964984314Fri, 15 May 2026 10:37:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:36:43 GMT]]>@futurebird As the Beatles said, All you need is dove / dove is all you need.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/darkling/statuses/116578150217949765https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/darkling/statuses/116578150217949765Fri, 15 May 2026 10:36:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:30:31 GMT]]>@futurebird Well, I simple have to trust you on this.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115831478228446444/statuses/116578125868421051https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115831478228446444/statuses/116578125868421051Fri, 15 May 2026 10:30:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:30:02 GMT]]>@futurebird I know right? It's sort of like being hunted by a cute Jabba the Hutt.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/gbsills/statuses/116578123967933895https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/gbsills/statuses/116578123967933895Fri, 15 May 2026 10:30:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:29:46 GMT]]>@LappenjammerDieZweite

How is this a real animal?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578122861115632https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578122861115632Fri, 15 May 2026 10:29:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:29:25 GMT]]>@gbsills

This is why fat ant queens waddle so fast and live in fear!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578121533501331https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578121533501331Fri, 15 May 2026 10:29:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:28:50 GMT]]>@futurebird Watch out. I'm pretty sure this last dove is trying to pass the telepathic question to you of "Got any ants?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/gbsills/statuses/116578119245736291https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/gbsills/statuses/116578119245736291Fri, 15 May 2026 10:28:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:27:17 GMT]]>@futurebird πŸ˜ƒ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115831478228446444/statuses/116578113154411044https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115831478228446444/statuses/116578113154411044Fri, 15 May 2026 10:27:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:23:31 GMT]]>What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578098286434005https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578098286434005Fri, 15 May 2026 10:23:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:20:33 GMT]]>I don't know who "Ella" is but she is one of the few monitoring this growing issue!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578086681790784https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116578086681790784Fri, 15 May 2026 10:20:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN. on Fri, 15 May 2026 10:19:59 GMT]]>This problem is getting WORSE

Video shows that the dove has gone beyond being spherical and is starting to distend at the equator developing its own gravity.

Why is no one talking about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mTx-GQRdbs

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