<![CDATA[For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight"]]>For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight".
You have to use "just so we're queer".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/9785cdfc-4aa1-4e0b-8870-708bc7a844bf/for-pride-month-you-can-no-longer-use-the-phrase-let-me-get-this-straightRSS for NodeFri, 19 Jun 2026 21:00:10 GMTWed, 03 Jun 2026 21:23:52 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Sat, 06 Jun 2026 16:35:49 GMT]]>@paultk beautiful

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/kookie/statuses/116704133065067683https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/kookie/statuses/116704133065067683Sat, 06 Jun 2026 16:35:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:37:05 GMT]]>@pixelate @paultk hahahahahaha!!!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeveraSnape/statuses/116699183517173355https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeveraSnape/statuses/116699183517173355Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:37:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Fri, 05 Jun 2026 16:54:47 GMT]]>@paultk is there a little dance that should accompany this?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/janwwbosch/statuses/116698545337468690https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/janwwbosch/statuses/116698545337468690Fri, 05 Jun 2026 16:54:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 22:38:46 GMT]]>@paultk immediately turn evil, of course! Boost your podcast, start hawking fitness supplements, convert to scientology, the whole nine yards!!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gnomon/statuses/116694235656531433https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gnomon/statuses/116694235656531433Thu, 04 Jun 2026 22:38:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 17:23:34 GMT]]>@gnomon how do I use my new found power?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/paultk/statuses/116692996247622787https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/paultk/statuses/116692996247622787Thu, 04 Jun 2026 17:23:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 14:26:20 GMT]]>@paultk That's actually so witty, lol.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/reallylazybear/statuses/116692299307164323https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/reallylazybear/statuses/116692299307164323Thu, 04 Jun 2026 14:26:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 11:55:41 GMT]]>@paultk good lord man, this one went properly woolly, eh?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gnomon/statuses/116691706922303080https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gnomon/statuses/116691706922303080Thu, 04 Jun 2026 11:55:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:29:40 GMT]]>@paultk I prefer the overly superior "let me be queer"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wetdry.world/users/micr0/statuses/116691368675728306https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wetdry.world/users/micr0/statuses/116691368675728306Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:29:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 08:51:10 GMT]]>@paultk
And when leaving, always say "good bi".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ozzelot/statuses/116690981359945434https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ozzelot/statuses/116690981359945434Thu, 04 Jun 2026 08:51:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 08:02:41 GMT]]>@paultk In which case instead of ‘don’t queer the pitch’ I am going to say, ‘don’t straighten the pitch’. Works well, I think.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sunny.garden/users/Janet_52square/statuses/116690790743633568https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sunny.garden/users/Janet_52square/statuses/116690790743633568Thu, 04 Jun 2026 08:02:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 06:20:41 GMT]]>@paultk or my favourite, straight ahead becomes GAILY FORWARD

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/onekind/statuses/116690389636008618https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/onekind/statuses/116690389636008618Thu, 04 Jun 2026 06:20:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 05:56:50 GMT]]>@paultk Can I just use that, permanently?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pdx.social/users/hellomiakoda/statuses/116690295893154703https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pdx.social/users/hellomiakoda/statuses/116690295893154703Thu, 04 Jun 2026 05:56:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 05:33:19 GMT]]>@paultk my friends don't even dare to tell me "let me get this straight" anymore ]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.catto.garden/objects/98c0bccd-c5da-481d-9486-c5db6a4fd5f7https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.catto.garden/objects/98c0bccd-c5da-481d-9486-c5db6a4fd5f7Thu, 04 Jun 2026 05:33:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 03:23:23 GMT]]>@paultk lol very clever 💯

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116689692500513850https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116689692500513850Thu, 04 Jun 2026 03:23:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:53:30 GMT]]>@paultk just so we're queer let me get this queer, so i can no longer use "let me this straight" and should use "just so we're queer"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116427030168473327/statuses/116689575013997317https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116427030168473327/statuses/116689575013997317Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:53:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:45:48 GMT]]>@paultk So let me get this crooked! grins

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116644609531546361/statuses/116689544706159409https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116644609531546361/statuses/116689544706159409Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:45:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:17:14 GMT]]>@paultk @amethyst tough but fair

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/SnoopJ/statuses/116689432396178577https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/SnoopJ/statuses/116689432396178577Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:17:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 01:28:50 GMT]]>@paultk Also, instead of "brilliant", "excellent", or "fantastic", you should say "ace".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/Infrapink/statuses/116689242081076233https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/Infrapink/statuses/116689242081076233Thu, 04 Jun 2026 01:28:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:06:55 GMT]]>@paultk That's a good one!

I think "Just to be queer" should work too?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kirche.social/users/Numerfolt/statuses/116688919965828547https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kirche.social/users/Numerfolt/statuses/116688919965828547Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:06:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 23:26:38 GMT]]>@paultk well, I guess I have to gay used to it then.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://podcasts.social/users/zeroday/statuses/116688761552895905https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://podcasts.social/users/zeroday/statuses/116688761552895905Wed, 03 Jun 2026 23:26:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 22:57:39 GMT]]>@matildalove

Jack Nicholson: Are we queer?

Tom Cruise: Yes, sir.

Jack Nicholson: ARE WE QUEER?

Tom Cruise: Quistal.

@paultk

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/clickhere/statuses/116688647616138703https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/clickhere/statuses/116688647616138703Wed, 03 Jun 2026 22:57:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 22:53:58 GMT]]>Oh things I do to the Russian language when I talk about gay stuff... And I do it year round.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friends.grishka.me/posts/3330543https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friends.grishka.me/posts/3330543Wed, 03 Jun 2026 22:53:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 22:47:33 GMT]]>@paultk and when driving the direction is not "go straight" it's "continue gayly forward"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thicc.horse/users/cumrade_cam/statuses/116688607888532895https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thicc.horse/users/cumrade_cam/statuses/116688607888532895Wed, 03 Jun 2026 22:47:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight" on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 22:33:49 GMT]]>@paultk This pans out, I guess.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://literatur.social/users/moranaga/statuses/116688553844658003https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://literatur.social/users/moranaga/statuses/116688553844658003Wed, 03 Jun 2026 22:33:49 GMT