<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives.</p><p>They're not sentient and they can't actually think. They just predict token sequences using statistical patterns scraped from LinkedIn, X and the Financial Times. The apparent "understanding" is simply a parlor trick: They produce text strings that *sound* plausible, but they don't actually have any understanding of the world.</p><p>I'll grant that they became a lot more technically impressive when Reinforcement Learning from Investor Sentiment pipelines were introduced, but fundamentally they're still just stochastic bullshit generators. Giving them access to the internet will end up being the most expensive mistake in the history of technology.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/979d0cd1-1e00-41e7-907e-297751e5ba97/please-stop-anthropomorphizing-ai-company-executives.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2026 22:10:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/979d0cd1-1e00-41e7-907e-297751e5ba97.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 20:49:14 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 07:34:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> LinkedIn was founded with a secret mission: to provide containment of the stochastic class so that actual humans could live in peace. Sadly, they forgot their purpose, and sold to Microsoft, who first allowed breaches through negligence, then encouraged them for short-term profit.</p><p>The world may never recover.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.functional.computer/users/samir/statuses/117483404185473793</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.functional.computer/users/samir/statuses/117483404185473793</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[samir@mastodon.functional.computer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 07:34:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 07:30:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/aho%40mastodon.social">@<span>aho</span></a></span> <br />Largely Lying Machines</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/mikro2nd/statuses/117483389089362666</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/mikro2nd/statuses/117483389089362666</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mikro2nd@indieweb.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 07:30:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:59:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/herrlorenz%40chaos.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>herrLorenz</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/mjdxp%40labyrinth.zone" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>mjdxp</span></a></span> LLM company executives are so bad, I think even chatgpt doesn't want to talk to them. It's just being polite when it does.</p><p>Disclaimer: This is a joke.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/jackemled/statuses/117483266101880494</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/jackemled/statuses/117483266101880494</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jackemled@furry.engineer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:59:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:57:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> They really do behave this way! They have been like this for much longer than LLMs have been popular too. Too much exposure to marketing bullshit &amp; buzzwords must have equivalent effects to LLM output exposure &amp; we didn't realize early enough. They gave up their ability to think before it was cool.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/jackemled/statuses/117483258368214154</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/jackemled/statuses/117483258368214154</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jackemled@furry.engineer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:57:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:32:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rune%40social.sound-city.dk">@<span>rune</span></a></span> My reptilian roomie also doesn't like loud humans.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117483159400097537</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117483159400097537</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[datarama@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:32:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:30:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> same. I have a void but I don't think she'd like if I screamed into her fur <img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://social.sound-city.dk/fileserver/01YX4QE302XKMDA36EQ8CEDKG2/emoji/original/01KEYPPRR0JCPJBBBTNBGDR6PA.png" title=":BlackCatQuestionMark:" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.sound-city.dk/users/rune/statuses/01M5H4V79G8W734DQM2YACKKGC</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.sound-city.dk/users/rune/statuses/01M5H4V79G8W734DQM2YACKKGC</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rune@social.sound-city.dk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:30:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:29:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rune%40social.sound-city.dk">@<span>rune</span></a></span> I've been fighting to hold in the screams for the last 4 years at this point</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117483145955480039</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117483145955480039</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[datarama@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:29:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:22:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> </p><p>I would much rather scream for ice scream!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/tags/NeverSlop" rel="tag">#<span>NeverSlop</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/ap/users/117449223768395817/statuses/117483121659802868</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/ap/users/117449223768395817/statuses/117483121659802868</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[dianea@mastodon.bsd.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:22:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:12:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> I hope you're ready to scream <img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://social.sound-city.dk/fileserver/01YX4QE302XKMDA36EQ8CEDKG2/emoji/original/01PEKNZ5648S2R7FNCBM3JW002.png" title=":BlobCat_Sweat:" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.sound-city.dk/users/rune/statuses/01M5H3V7HDTFQ08XDKTDBT2MDR</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.sound-city.dk/users/rune/statuses/01M5H3V7HDTFQ08XDKTDBT2MDR</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rune@social.sound-city.dk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:12:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:56:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I swear, I'll scream next time some headline mentions what Sam Altman "thinks" or what Dario Amodei "believes".</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117483017513255948</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117483017513255948</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[datarama@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:56:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:54:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/aho%40mastodon.social">@<span>aho</span></a></span> Liability Laundering Marketers?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117483010877721404</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117483010877721404</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[datarama@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:54:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:51:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> I tend to call them random string generators and I avoid to call them anything else than what they are, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LLM" rel="tag">#<span>LLM</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/aho/statuses/117482997212064987</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/aho/statuses/117482997212064987</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[aho@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:51:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:43:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://social.treehouse.systems/@valpackett">@<span>valpackett</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://chaos.social/@rugk">@<span>rugk</span></a></span> Yep!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117482965979410184</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/datarama/statuses/117482965979410184</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[datarama@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:43:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 04:02:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/mjdxp%40labyrinth.zone">@<span>mjdxp</span></a></span> The chatbots?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/herrLorenz/statuses/117482568811649582</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/herrLorenz/statuses/117482568811649582</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[herrlorenz@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 04:02:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 04:02:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> So true</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/ap/users/115828656027457735/statuses/117482568575702902</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/ap/users/115828656027457735/statuses/117482568575702902</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[iveyline@mastodon.nz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 04:02:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:12:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> And now I’m hearing <span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@bcantrill">@<span>bcantrill</span></a></span> reminding us not to anthropomorphize Larry Ellison back in 2010. A true visionary….</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/pooserville/statuses/117482135883153908</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/pooserville/statuses/117482135883153908</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pooserville@dice.camp]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:12:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:03:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> </p><p>That might have been true six months ago or even three months ago, but you're just showing that you're not truly interacting with AI CEOs *today* with an open mind.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/eestileib/statuses/117482101466976957</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/eestileib/statuses/117482101466976957</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[eestileib@tech.lgbt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:03:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 01:19:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://aus.social/@Taco_lad">@<span>Taco_lad</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> </p><p>D'oh! Thanks</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jztusk/statuses/117481929891196919</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jztusk/statuses/117481929891196919</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jztusk@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 01:19:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:45:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> </p><p>If not, it starts:<br /> &gt; Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. ...</p><p>Full text here: <br /><a href="https://simonwillison.net/2024/Sep/17/bryan-cantrill/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>simonwillison.net/2024/Sep/17/</span><span>bryan-cantrill/</span></a></p><p>There's a full conference talk on it, but I can't find it now.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jztusk/statuses/117481796642911222</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jztusk/statuses/117481796642911222</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jztusk@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:45:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:40:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> </p><p>I assume you're familiar with the "Larry Ellison / lawnmower" idea?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jztusk/statuses/117481773878162777</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jztusk/statuses/117481773878162777</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jztusk@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:40:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:35:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://masto.ai/tags/chatCEO" rel="tag">#<span>chatCEO</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/GhostOnTheHalfShell/statuses/117481754325561847</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/GhostOnTheHalfShell/statuses/117481754325561847</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:35:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:07:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> no lies detected</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/3janeTA/statuses/117481646517347903</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/3janeTA/statuses/117481646517347903</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[3janeta@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:07:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:01:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> </p><p>LOL</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/johndgriffith/statuses/117481621639172799</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/johndgriffith/statuses/117481621639172799</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[johndgriffith@twit.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:01:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Please stop anthropomorphizing AI company executives. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 23:47:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/datarama%40hachyderm.io">@<span>datarama</span></a></span> </p><p>&lt;chef's kiss&gt;</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117481567516299659</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117481567516299659</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 23:47:37 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>