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Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope
William Peter Blatty: gasp! your holiness!
Blatty: what an honor! i
Blatty: i just
Blatty: i just
Blatty: wow!
Blatty: [geneflecting wildly] just wow!

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I believe CS Lewis's friends called him Jack

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/benh/statuses/116650996697167052https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/benh/statuses/116650996697167052Thu, 28 May 2026 07:22:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope William Peter Blatty: gasp! on Thu, 28 May 2026 04:24:52 GMT]]>@bitterkarella CSL: but Brad in Nebraska really likes my trilemma.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://babka.social/users/colinrosenthal/statuses/116650298064352781https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://babka.social/users/colinrosenthal/statuses/116650298064352781Thu, 28 May 2026 04:24:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope William Peter Blatty: gasp! on Thu, 28 May 2026 00:11:04 GMT]]>@davidgerard @bitterkarella win some, lose some

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/crowbriarhexe/statuses/116649300090364388https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/crowbriarhexe/statuses/116649300090364388Thu, 28 May 2026 00:11:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope William Peter Blatty: gasp! on Wed, 27 May 2026 23:23:57 GMT]]>@crowbriarhexe @bitterkarella and the english

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/users/davidgerard/statuses/116649114804757308https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/users/davidgerard/statuses/116649114804757308Wed, 27 May 2026 23:23:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope William Peter Blatty: gasp! on Wed, 27 May 2026 22:24:25 GMT]]>@bitterkarella Sure you know what you’re getting! Catholicism with like, maybe 15% less guilt.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/crowbriarhexe/statuses/116648880733738319https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/crowbriarhexe/statuses/116648880733738319Wed, 27 May 2026 22:24:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope William Peter Blatty: gasp! on Wed, 27 May 2026 22:02:40 GMT]]>@bitterkarella

I am a heretic to hot dogs In Chicago. Ketchup and maybe cheese are the only thing I like on hot dogs.

I know better than to ever order a hot dog in Chicago. I value my life.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/cainmark/statuses/116648795184895395https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/cainmark/statuses/116648795184895395Wed, 27 May 2026 22:02:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope William Peter Blatty: gasp! on Wed, 27 May 2026 21:27:03 GMT]]>@bitterkarella aoutch 😄

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://piaille.fr/users/boulesdefourrure/statuses/116648655131444691https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://piaille.fr/users/boulesdefourrure/statuses/116648655131444691Wed, 27 May 2026 21:27:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope William Peter Blatty: gasp! on Wed, 27 May 2026 21:22:00 GMT]]>@bitterkarella I came here hoping She Who Shall Not Be Named would get burned at the stake, but CS Lewis got roasted instead. Still a win.

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CS Lewis: hey! it's a perfectly valid faith!
Tolkien: yeah whatever
Tolkien: "anglicanism"
Tolkien: lol you don't even know what you're getting

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Tolkien: oh it's no big deal
Tolkien: just the top guy in catholicism talkin' about gandalf
Tolkien: nope nope not a big deal at all
Tolkien: sorry you can never experience that, clive
CS Lewis:
Tolkien: but that's what you get for picking anglicanism
Tolkien: lmao loser ass religion

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Tolkien: well well well
Tolkien: now look who's laughing!
Tolkien: hmm hey clive
CS Lewis: what
Tolkien: remind me, has the archbishop of whatever ever quoted aslan?
Lewis:
Tolkien: i'm sorry i can't hear you
Tolkien: what was that again?
Lewis: no
Tolkien: ha ha that's what i thought!

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GRR Martin: hey jirt did you hear
JRR Tolkien: what?
Martin: you got quoted by the pope
Tolkien: i got quoted by the pope?
Martin: yeah
Tolkien: THE pope?
Martin: yeah
Tolkien: the pope in rome?? the holy pontiff??? god's ambassador on earth????? THAT pope???????
Martin: yeah

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Blatty: what
Pope Leo: dat's right
Pope Leo: in da immortal word of gandalf da gray
Pope Leo: "It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set"
Pope Leo: think about it

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Pope Leo: now second of all
Pope Leo: i gots some words about all this here AI
Pope Leo: in fact it reminds me of a quote by da smartest guy i've ever known
Blatty: ah yes yes
Blatty: you speak of Jesus Christ of course
Pope Leo: nope
Pope Leo: i'm talkin' gandalf
Blatty:

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Pope Leo: ok listen up yous guys
Pope Leo: da chicago pope is talkin'
Pope Leo: first of all, be it known through alla da whole world of catholicism
Pope Leo: dat the only way to eat a dog is wit' tomato wedges an pickled peppers
Pope Leo: ketchup is heresy
Blatty: very wise, very wise!

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Pope Leo: eyyy listen i got somethin' ta say
Blatty: listen up people! the pope's got something to say!
Poe: oh he's got an encyclical?
Pope Leo: dat's right
Pope Leo: yeah i got your encyclical right here!!

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Blatty: c'mon everyone, show some respect!
Blatty: it's the pope!
Barker: cool, good for him
Blatty: oh my god
Blatty: he doesn't mean that, your holiness
Pope Leo: eyyy its all good
Blatty: [geneflecting intensifies] oh my god, he's got the patience of a saint!

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