<![CDATA[I’ve decided to start entering contests with weird prizes.]]>I’ve decided to start entering contests with weird prizes. Maybe weird is not the word, but I did just enter a contest to win a 20lb wheel of cheese. Where am I going to put that?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/9d3f19b9-4d00-4b3d-8923-9e12f96fada1/i-ve-decided-to-start-entering-contests-with-weird-prizes.RSS for NodeThu, 11 Jun 2026 07:37:56 GMTWed, 20 May 2026 11:13:49 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I’ve decided to start entering contests with weird prizes. on Thu, 21 May 2026 04:03:20 GMT]]>@MMGirlfriend
in your mouth?

Why, where...

Oh, ooohh!

Wait, no?!?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Urban_Hermit/statuses/116610577233759625https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Urban_Hermit/statuses/116610577233759625Thu, 21 May 2026 04:03:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’ve decided to start entering contests with weird prizes. on Thu, 21 May 2026 03:55:50 GMT]]>@MMGirlfriend
Where would I put that? On my résumé!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/MamasPinkyToe/statuses/116610547746054136https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/MamasPinkyToe/statuses/116610547746054136Thu, 21 May 2026 03:55:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’ve decided to start entering contests with weird prizes. on Thu, 21 May 2026 03:51:57 GMT]]>@MMGirlfriend attach it to a cheese axle and let's build a cheese car.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116610532483016759https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116610532483016759Thu, 21 May 2026 03:51:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’ve decided to start entering contests with weird prizes. on Thu, 21 May 2026 03:46:29 GMT]]>@MMGirlfriend Oh I dare say you'll find many folk here willing to help with that.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ChristineMalec/statuses/116610510991418028https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ChristineMalec/statuses/116610510991418028Thu, 21 May 2026 03:46:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’ve decided to start entering contests with weird prizes. on Wed, 20 May 2026 19:34:18 GMT]]>@MMGirlfriend You will have a lot of new friends.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metalhead.club/users/SteveClough/statuses/116608575614098736https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metalhead.club/users/SteveClough/statuses/116608575614098736Wed, 20 May 2026 19:34:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’ve decided to start entering contests with weird prizes. on Wed, 20 May 2026 11:20:56 GMT]]>@MMGirlfriend IN MOUTH

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Kierkegaanks/statuses/116606635665109525https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Kierkegaanks/statuses/116606635665109525Wed, 20 May 2026 11:20:56 GMT