<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/9e34a846-f808-4c97-b554-5a96b23cd47a/when-i-was-at-school-dad-convinced-my-friend-that-when-you-flushed-away-a-huge-turd-you-had-to-phone-thames-water-so-they-could-deal-with-it-to-stop-the-pipes-blocking.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 23:23:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/9e34a846-f808-4c97-b554-5a96b23cd47a.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 22:20:05 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:30:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> Epic level trolling!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://layer8.space/users/baiteh/statuses/116718502874135247</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://layer8.space/users/baiteh/statuses/116718502874135247</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[baiteh@layer8.space]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:30:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 02:19:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" />🤌</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116717752498616241</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/116717752498616241</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[falcennial@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 02:19:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:55:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> Your dad is the best.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116213636521702584/statuses/116717658157134077</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116213636521702584/statuses/116717658157134077</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[archivescribe@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:55:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:43:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/renardboy%40mastodon.social">@<span>renardboy</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> </p><p>actually it's pretty shitty</p><p>🤭</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116717613021868545</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116717613021868545</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[benroyce@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:43:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:09:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> transcripts!?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dobbs.town/users/LarryIsreal/statuses/116717476439084732</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dobbs.town/users/LarryIsreal/statuses/116717476439084732</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[larryisreal@dobbs.town]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:09:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:50:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span>  Seen these water treatment chemicals around for a while but did not know till now that HTH stands for "Huge Turd Hotline"</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DrollTide/statuses/116717403983423713</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DrollTide/statuses/116717403983423713</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[drolltide@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:50:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking. on Mon, 08 Jun 2026 23:46:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> That's fucking crazy <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116717149965804846</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116717149965804846</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[renardboy@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 23:46:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking. on Mon, 08 Jun 2026 23:34:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> Legendary</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pnw.zone/ap/users/116263446192675202/statuses/116717104399983445</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pnw.zone/ap/users/116263446192675202/statuses/116717104399983445</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ogjester@pnw.zone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 23:34:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could &#x27;deal with it&#x27; to stop the pipes blocking. on Mon, 08 Jun 2026 22:32:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/2764.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--heart" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="❤" alt="❤" />️</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/raulredondo/statuses/116716858653145650</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/raulredondo/statuses/116716858653145650</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[raulredondo@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 22:32:06 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>