<![CDATA[It's the Sloppiest™]]> It's the Sloppiest™

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/9fa29053-99fc-442d-a9ae-75d46b7d7515/it-s-the-sloppiestRSS for NodeThu, 11 Jun 2026 17:55:09 GMTTue, 02 Jun 2026 22:35:49 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:05:16 GMT]]>@catsalad sloppy desktoppy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/buffet/statuses/116684666756881799https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/buffet/statuses/116684666756881799Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:05:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 04:49:32 GMT]]>@catsalad slop is thickening

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/116620166920933269/statuses/116684368922288434https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/116620166920933269/statuses/116684368922288434Wed, 03 Jun 2026 04:49:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 03:40:30 GMT]]>@troublewithwords @catsalad Windows on the Cloud. You're renting a Windows instance on a cloud server.]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friendica.world/objects/84b6ef2b-226a-1fa2-2eac-53a856461653https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friendica.world/objects/84b6ef2b-226a-1fa2-2eac-53a856461653Wed, 03 Jun 2026 03:40:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 02:56:48 GMT]]>@catsalad@infosec.exchange
had to call about a win11 license. they routed me through some 365 sales queue where they directed me where to enter my credit card for a subscription to 365. click

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://catodon.rocks/notes/an11hqmxpcw90259https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://catodon.rocks/notes/an11hqmxpcw90259Wed, 03 Jun 2026 02:56:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 01:45:55 GMT]]>@catsalad Slopya Nadella

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/markc568/statuses/116683646945935275https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/markc568/statuses/116683646945935275Wed, 03 Jun 2026 01:45:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 01:17:41 GMT]]>@catsalad I don’t even know what Windows 365 is anymore. Is it Office?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/troublewithwords/statuses/116683535920358087https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/troublewithwords/statuses/116683535920358087Wed, 03 Jun 2026 01:17:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:48:56 GMT]]>@catsalad installing windows never made a sound this squishy and wet

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116683186908191093https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116683186908191093Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:48:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:30:33 GMT]]>@catsalad

"We suck!"

no need to tell me twice, there, microshit.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Walruths/statuses/116683114626472535https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Walruths/statuses/116683114626472535Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:30:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:28:32 GMT]]>@amsomniac

What's even more amazing is how every version has been getting worse and worse. This is definitely an achievement not many can claim.

@catsalad

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/TobiWanKenobi/statuses/116683106738830656https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/TobiWanKenobi/statuses/116683106738830656Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:28:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:14:47 GMT]]>@catsalad Slop till ya drop!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115494710698880506/statuses/116683052672037138https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115494710698880506/statuses/116683052672037138Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:14:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:11:31 GMT]]>@catsalad Chef's kiss. No notes.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/NicknamesOfGod/statuses/116683039802609187https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/NicknamesOfGod/statuses/116683039802609187Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:11:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:06:32 GMT]]>@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Windows 365 is still a thing? They should be consistent and rename it to windows copilot, like they did with office 365.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/c3ba3a91-589d-432f-83a9-b618dc624ff3https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/c3ba3a91-589d-432f-83a9-b618dc624ff3Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:06:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:01:19 GMT]]>@reiddragon @catsalad Honestly thought for a minute it was a real and they didn’t get the joke. “Bob and Clippy said it was the in thing to do!”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/mikegrundy/statuses/116682999691930977https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/mikegrundy/statuses/116682999691930977Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:01:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:55:27 GMT]]>@catsalad @stroughtonsmith I'll be very honest with you: I actually half-thought they did actually write "slop maxed" as an tone deaf 'ironic' "see? we're in on the joke!"]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.catto.garden/objects/ed1b378b-b882-4000-bca2-e3b297566ff5https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.catto.garden/objects/ed1b378b-b882-4000-bca2-e3b297566ff5Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:55:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:53:19 GMT]]>@reiddragon Maybe not, but this is... 😬

via @stroughtonsmith

https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/116681577110408830

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116682968230101027https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116682968230101027Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:53:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:43:46 GMT]]>@catsalad Slopware as a Service?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://avatastic.uk/users/avatastic/statuses/116682930704659968https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://avatastic.uk/users/avatastic/statuses/116682930704659968Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:43:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:43:38 GMT]]>@catsalad "It'll slop ya!"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://curly.cat/ap/users/116213285519881300/statuses/116682930171005881https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://curly.cat/ap/users/116213285519881300/statuses/116682930171005881Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:43:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:43:17 GMT]]>@catsalad there's no way this is fucking real]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.catto.garden/objects/79816ec8-49d9-4b27-a3a2-cb8ffbf32a2chttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.catto.garden/objects/79816ec8-49d9-4b27-a3a2-cb8ffbf32a2cTue, 02 Jun 2026 22:43:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:42:34 GMT]]>@catsalad
*developer-sloptimized

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/FritzAdalis/statuses/116682925988624399https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/FritzAdalis/statuses/116682925988624399Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:42:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:40:42 GMT]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hub.azkware.net/objects/6e2ecb8d-176a-1f5b-eac0-d1b287716099https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hub.azkware.net/objects/6e2ecb8d-176a-1f5b-eac0-d1b287716099Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:40:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's the Sloppiest™ on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:36:24 GMT]]>@catsalad amazing how they went from 11 to 365. must be the power of Microsoft Bob

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.mit.edu/users/amsomniac/statuses/116682901743040035https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.mit.edu/users/amsomniac/statuses/116682901743040035Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:36:24 GMT