<![CDATA[Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes.]]>Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. Or I could fake my own death and start a new life at sea

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/a0fcc52f-738d-4344-b58f-b6aaf4f2b562/sure-i-could-do-laundry-and-put-away-dishes.RSS for NodeSun, 28 Jun 2026 12:30:17 GMTSat, 30 May 2026 04:12:56 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 09:38:31 GMT]]>@donni you think there's no laundry at sea? 🥲

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fd00.space/users/nCrazed/statuses/116662855992149938https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fd00.space/users/nCrazed/statuses/116662855992149938Sat, 30 May 2026 09:38:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 07:40:04 GMT]]>@donni Sounds legit but pretty demanding. Is there a manual/wiki-article/How-To?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115465199009917356/statuses/116662390289583803https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115465199009917356/statuses/116662390289583803Sat, 30 May 2026 07:40:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 07:33:06 GMT]]>@donni Again?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/KanaMauna/statuses/116662362866986555https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/KanaMauna/statuses/116662362866986555Sat, 30 May 2026 07:33:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 06:58:38 GMT]]>@donni do it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/grmon/statuses/116662227307151882https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/grmon/statuses/116662227307151882Sat, 30 May 2026 06:58:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 06:26:51 GMT]]>@donni When you do, make sure the boat has a laundry machine and a dishwasher (details on the latter over at Technology Connections).

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://qoto.org/users/cweickhmann/statuses/116662102366519430https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://qoto.org/users/cweickhmann/statuses/116662102366519430Sat, 30 May 2026 06:26:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 06:17:45 GMT]]>@donni that's a hard choice

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115831984602286478/statuses/116662066559828949https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115831984602286478/statuses/116662066559828949Sat, 30 May 2026 06:17:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 05:26:27 GMT]]>@donni

Where you could do the laundry for 50 sailors and put their dishes away.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/HamonWry/statuses/116661864880922669https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/HamonWry/statuses/116661864880922669Sat, 30 May 2026 05:26:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 05:22:31 GMT]]>@donni You'd probably still have to do laundry and dishes on the ship.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://veganism.social/users/sashin/statuses/116661849413404233https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://veganism.social/users/sashin/statuses/116661849413404233Sat, 30 May 2026 05:22:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 05:18:13 GMT]]>@holly @donni

Yes, but could it be more fun? Or at least more interesting?

(I imagine it also depends to some extent on the size of the boat.)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/cavyherd/statuses/116661832469557029https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/cavyherd/statuses/116661832469557029Sat, 30 May 2026 05:18:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 05:17:38 GMT]]>@donni

This actually sounds like a solid plan B....

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/cavyherd/statuses/116661830209918785https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/cavyherd/statuses/116661830209918785Sat, 30 May 2026 05:17:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 05:14:09 GMT]]>@donni

yeah but you don't want to fake your death and have those detectives tramping around your house with dirty dishes and dirty laundry about

best to put "laundry and dishes" first on your to do list for staging the dramatic fake death

oh, wait...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116661816482871433https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116661816482871433Sat, 30 May 2026 05:14:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 04:43:47 GMT]]>@donni Been there. Turns out it’s much harder to do laundry and dishes on a boat.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.v.st/users/holly/statuses/116661697089020542https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.v.st/users/holly/statuses/116661697089020542Sat, 30 May 2026 04:43:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 04:35:49 GMT]]>@donni
Tough choice.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/ap/users/115957073275573487/statuses/116661665741471404https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/ap/users/115957073275573487/statuses/116661665741471404Sat, 30 May 2026 04:35:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 04:32:24 GMT]]>@donni Pretty sure you can do all four of those things simultaneously if you got creative.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hactivedirectory.com/users/josh/statuses/116661652301529634https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hactivedirectory.com/users/josh/statuses/116661652301529634Sat, 30 May 2026 04:32:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. on Sat, 30 May 2026 04:15:12 GMT]]>@donni initiate infinite horizontal time program

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://msto.cx/ap/users/116631652712264268/statuses/116661584716924172https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://msto.cx/ap/users/116631652712264268/statuses/116661584716924172Sat, 30 May 2026 04:15:12 GMT