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#shitpost

a friend told me today that her boss required her to use AI for her job, an engineer's job, a job that can kill people. AI does not hold an engineering license, AI does not take depositions, sit in the courtrooms, or go to prison when people die, But her boss uses AI as their AI fueled investors are on the AI hypewagon.

it isn’t even #AI, geez
call it by another name, please
it can be useful, very
but of the hype be wary

I say that there will be a collapse
it doesn’t take more than one synapse
to realize that this isn’t a new era
at the same time, no need for despair-a

it’s a tool ️
a potential mule
not a god
nor Emperor Zod

the billionaire bullsh*t has got to go
but it isn’t nothing but terror and woe
I happen to like having lakes and rivers
that issue imbues one with shivers

but when the issue is gone
there will be a new dawn
LinkedIn “On AI we fawn”
Fediverse “AI is murder,
to destroy it we must gird-er”

both viewpoints have their place
it isn’t the end of the human race
for now, I count on toes and fingers
the RAM-pocalypse needs to stop
but it lingers

the end will come
then there will be some
sanity
to replace the inanity 🤪

dot-com has been forgotten
yes, the AI mania is misbegotten
let’s the rubbish get past quick
use the parts that are going to stick

in this debate, homeless I am
both sides might grind me into jam 🫙
but I think that to call a spade a spade ️
isn’t a tirade

let’s the billionaires eat for dinner 🥩
a sensible thought doesn’t make one a sinner
the ethical issues let’s settle
print the rules in metal
to move forward is a thrill
high is likely to be the bill
for multiple reasons society is trucked
we rank below Donald Ducked

I like rivers. billionaires need to be jailed.
I won’t let a Markov Chain
emperor be hailed
but at the price of ridicule refrain
I’ll play the fool
let the ridicule run down the drain

let’s wait and see
what arises
subsequent to the surprises
the crash will bring
the end result is the thing

Source: An Old Coder who mortality is facing, no LLM did this; the thought be erasing.

#codersongs #rhymes

Progressives are really shooting themselves in the foot here.