<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Here's my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4.</p><p>I've attempted to explain the jargon in use, so those interested but not working in tech have a chance at understanding what's going on.</p><p><a href="https://natgray.co.uk/blog/why-websites-are-offline-and-nerds-are-laughing-at-the-number-4/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>natgray.co.uk/blog/why-website</span><span>s-are-offline-and-nerds-are-laughing-at-the-number-4/</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/a4ad33e6-8df6-4fd6-b0fc-365da0812ad8/here-s-my-summary-of-why-websites-are-offline-right-now-and-why-nerds-are-laughing-at-the-number-4.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2026 13:32:34 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/a4ad33e6-8df6-4fd6-b0fc-365da0812ad8.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 18:54:28 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:04:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/varx%40cybersecurity.theater">@<span>varx</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> What mistakes would you have to make to get an ECDSA key to be just '4'?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hsnl.social/users/jwrm22/statuses/117483050505887747</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hsnl.social/users/jwrm22/statuses/117483050505887747</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jwrm22@hsnl.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 06:04:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:59:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> TBH yesterday I had no clue how PHP works but I knew exactly where to come to find people who do, bless you and all fedizens <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f418.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--elephant" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🐘" alt="🐘" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodontti.fi/users/KateSotejeffWilson/statuses/117483029742067152</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodontti.fi/users/KateSotejeffWilson/statuses/117483029742067152</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[katesotejeffwilson@mastodontti.fi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 05:59:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 01:37:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> <br />Thank you, very much appreciated!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Cotopaxi/statuses/117482001450398516</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Cotopaxi/statuses/117482001450398516</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cotopaxi@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 01:37:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Thu, 22 Oct 2026 01:25:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jwrm22%40hsnl.social">@<span>jwrm22</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> You're thinking of RSA keys (the primary type of key PGP uses) and the modulus (not the private key).</p><p>The eMudhra certs actually used ECDSA, which is a very different cryptosystem not involving products of primes.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cybersecurity.theater/users/varx/statuses/117481952306277139</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cybersecurity.theater/users/varx/statuses/117481952306277139</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[varx@cybersecurity.theater]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 01:25:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 23:28:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/msbellows%40c.im">@<span>msbellows</span></a></span> these certificates are used to certify individual websites’ certificates and therefore can forge anything</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/ap/users/117059482216823065/statuses/117481490523461157</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/ap/users/117059482216823065/statuses/117481490523461157</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[natgrayyes@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 23:28:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 23:25:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> Thanks for doing this! My remaining question is why eight weak certificates is so bad. Does that affect more than eight websites?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/msbellows/statuses/117481482098087796</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/msbellows/statuses/117481482098087796</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[msbellows@c.im]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 23:25:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 22:50:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span><br />Thank you! I was thinking I would have to wait for a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/computerphile" rel="tag">#<span>computerphile</span></a> video to understand this whole thing (though, I expect and will welcome one from the gang over there).</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116249643047063678/statuses/117481343037182583</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116249643047063678/statuses/117481343037182583</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[unitarybennu@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 22:50:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 20:49:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span><br />4 perfect number for put scurry certificate.  Very secure and comfort passkey sleep soundly put 4 in passkey. Put 4 In Passkey.  No problems ever put 4 in passkey security certificate because good easy remember support 4 weak security certificate. Can trust 4 for giving good passkey fir scurry. Friend 4.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kind.social/users/Katzedecimal/statuses/117480867355269403</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kind.social/users/Katzedecimal/statuses/117480867355269403</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[katzedecimal@kind.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 20:49:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:55:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/girgias%40phpc.social">@<span>Girgias</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> Alright, thanks!<img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/270c.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--v" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="✌" alt="✌" />️</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/remaster/statuses/117480654392332607</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/remaster/statuses/117480654392332607</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[remaster@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:55:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:53:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/remaster%40mastodon.social">@<span>remaster</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> Yes correct.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://phpc.social/users/Girgias/statuses/117480647098391122</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://phpc.social/users/Girgias/statuses/117480647098391122</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[girgias@phpc.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:53:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:50:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/girgias%40phpc.social">@<span>Girgias</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> Sorry to nitpick but those are from a third party like sury.org, right? I don’t think debian has official 5.6 packages? <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f914.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--thinking_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤔" alt="🤔" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/remaster/statuses/117480633727674253</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/remaster/statuses/117480633727674253</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[remaster@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:50:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:15:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/aimaz%40mstdn.social">@<span>aimaz</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> There are plenty of great examples here. I should take notes, and add these to my teaching library.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hsnl.social/users/jwrm22/statuses/117480496876033754</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hsnl.social/users/jwrm22/statuses/117480496876033754</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jwrm22@hsnl.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:15:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:10:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jwrm22%40hsnl.social">@<span>jwrm22</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> sometimes I tell people I’m not too worried about post-quantum crypto (yet!) because I can factor numbers faster with pencil and paper.</p><p>My 10yo just factored 4 into prime factors in about 5 seconds and most of that time was giving me a look to say “why are you asking me?”</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/aimaz/statuses/117480478301244529</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/aimaz/statuses/117480478301244529</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[aimaz@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:10:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:04:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> To be fair all PGP keys are the multiplication of two prime numbers. But ideally the numbers are not the same, and quite a bit longer. But what is a couple thousand bits difference between friends?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hsnl.social/users/jwrm22/statuses/117480453388001300</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hsnl.social/users/jwrm22/statuses/117480453388001300</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jwrm22@hsnl.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:04:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Here&#x27;s my summary of why websites are offline right now, and why nerds are laughing at the number 4. on Wed, 21 Oct 2026 18:58:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://chaos.social/@NatGrayYes">@<span>NatGrayYes</span></a></span> Debian does have patches for the PHP vunls all the way down to PHP 5.6.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://phpc.social/users/Girgias/statuses/117480429543925648</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://phpc.social/users/Girgias/statuses/117480429543925648</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[girgias@phpc.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 18:58:13 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>