<![CDATA[You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open?]]>You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw πŸ˜‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/a4c0f160-3fc0-406e-aae8-2b9e84d24004/you-know-that-common-joke-about-the-scissors-that-come-packaged-in-a-blister-pack-which-requires-scissors-to-openRSS for NodeTue, 21 Apr 2026 22:06:31 GMTMon, 20 Apr 2026 04:19:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 02:49:11 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse

Good thing I carry a Swiss army knife so I can remove it from the package to shoplift it. πŸ™‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116440416386958886https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116440416386958886Tue, 21 Apr 2026 02:49:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 01:18:26 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse , classical buyer beware situation.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/Antigrav/statuses/116440059507878820https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/Antigrav/statuses/116440059507878820Tue, 21 Apr 2026 01:18:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:16:27 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse the packaging designers

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/hugo/statuses/116438400194939855https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/hugo/statuses/116438400194939855Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:16:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:43:09 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse well, you’re not supposed to buy just one!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Pyrrhlin/statuses/116437797398506004https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Pyrrhlin/statuses/116437797398506004Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:43:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:23:28 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse is that the upgrade version? Can't be used for a fresh install....

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/peturdainn/statuses/116437719981157462https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/peturdainn/statuses/116437719981157462Mon, 20 Apr 2026 15:23:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:36:07 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse they are betting on return cuatomers

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bananachips.club/users/qwazix/statuses/116437061991270835https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bananachips.club/users/qwazix/statuses/116437061991270835Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:36:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:23:41 GMT]]>@delve πŸ˜‚ @SimonCHulse

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/khleedril/statuses/116437013085657859https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/khleedril/statuses/116437013085657859Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:23:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:50:52 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse Ah, a classic catch twenty-screw.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://deadinsi.de/users/delve/statuses/116436412152290340https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://deadinsi.de/users/delve/statuses/116436412152290340Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:50:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:04:47 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse

A big shoutout to the dickhead product manager at Stanley Tools.

Well done dipstick.

FMHTD-62690
3253560626907
"Stanley FatMax Ratchet Screwdriver with 12 Bits"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/skua/statuses/116436230943441104https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/skua/statuses/116436230943441104Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:04:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:18:35 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse Neo-stone age arises surrounded by packaged tools as nobody has the means to open the bloody things.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/MachineLordZero/statuses/116435813348177836https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/MachineLordZero/statuses/116435813348177836Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:18:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:12:34 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse I've seen similar screwdriver packaging, and no one believes me 😭

Thank you for providing evidence!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/SuperTaliaDX/statuses/116435789712955092https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/SuperTaliaDX/statuses/116435789712955092Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:12:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:08:59 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse IT'S GOTTEN WORSE!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/116435775598668612https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/116435775598668612Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:08:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:13:54 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse 🀣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Otttoz/statuses/116435558992015735https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Otttoz/statuses/116435558992015735Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:13:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 05:48:03 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse
First, it's not a joke.
Next, some things can't be unscrewed.
If this is your first and only tool, you are screwed.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/ipd/statuses/116435457379568565https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/ipd/statuses/116435457379568565Mon, 20 Apr 2026 05:48:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:46:33 GMT]]>@PetraOleum fortunately I bought it to add to my existing collection of screwdrivers, it was not the first one I bought.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/SimonCHulse/statuses/116435215569775067https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/SimonCHulse/statuses/116435215569775067Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:46:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:21:21 GMT]]>@SimonCHulse that feels like it's taking the piss!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/PetraOleum/statuses/116435116439025500https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/PetraOleum/statuses/116435116439025500Mon, 20 Apr 2026 04:21:21 GMT