<![CDATA["Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face"]]>"Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face"

hehehe

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/a5751dc5-1673-4fbb-9e43-0c3496fa8dc0/meta-glasses-are-cybertrucks-for-your-faceRSS for NodeMon, 29 Jun 2026 07:18:30 GMTThu, 25 Jun 2026 20:13:51 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 04:45:18 GMT]]>@billyjoebowers I used to think similarly, then my father went blind. They allow him some independence - to read letters, birthday cards and medicine instructions.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/andurq/statuses/116814585459430721https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/andurq/statuses/116814585459430721Fri, 26 Jun 2026 04:45:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 03:27:21 GMT]]>@billyjoebowers jajaja jajaja jajaja. Y sí.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116814009918734215/statuses/116814278943368151https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116814009918734215/statuses/116814278943368151Fri, 26 Jun 2026 03:27:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 02:51:08 GMT]]>@wdormann @billyjoebowers
Like a Pontiac Aztek for your face

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kralcttam/statuses/116814136494684344https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kralcttam/statuses/116814136494684344Fri, 26 Jun 2026 02:51:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 02:50:33 GMT]]>@billyjoebowers What if wearing meta glasses makes cybertrucks that are in self-driving mode think you want them on your face so they drive straight to you and try to get on your face?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://towns.gay/users/PedestrianError/statuses/116814134220670075https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://towns.gay/users/PedestrianError/statuses/116814134220670075Fri, 26 Jun 2026 02:50:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 02:42:06 GMT]]>@ngaylinn @billyjoebowers To be a proper Face-Tesla they need to catch fire, then also need a comically elaborate series of steps to activate the mechanical release to get them off your face.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/ids1024/statuses/116814100969767836https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/ids1024/statuses/116814100969767836Fri, 26 Jun 2026 02:42:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 02:25:35 GMT]]>@wdormann
jesus these people are such losers @billyjoebowers

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pnw.zone/users/mancube/statuses/116814036027984174https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pnw.zone/users/mancube/statuses/116814036027984174Fri, 26 Jun 2026 02:25:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 01:41:50 GMT]]>@billyjoebowers

And A.I. is suppositories for your face.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hcommons.social/users/aka_quant_noir/statuses/116813863987741967https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hcommons.social/users/aka_quant_noir/statuses/116813863987741967Fri, 26 Jun 2026 01:41:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:58:43 GMT]]>@billyjoebowers i like how the cybertruck looks]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.absturztau.be/objects/a7ca3867-889f-4eed-826a-8637334059b2https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.absturztau.be/objects/a7ca3867-889f-4eed-826a-8637334059b2Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:58:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:53:34 GMT]]>@billyjoebowers

Meta glasses have been christened "pervert glasses".
Perhaps we should begin calling the Tesla monstrosities " pervert trucks".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/habermas/statuses/116813674186458678https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/habermas/statuses/116813674186458678Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:53:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 23:42:24 GMT]]>@billyjoebowers that makes sense, they should mandate that anyone driving a cybertruck must wear also idiot glasses on pain of death.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/NathanMurdock/statuses/116813394352842462https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/NathanMurdock/statuses/116813394352842462Thu, 25 Jun 2026 23:42:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 22:02:11 GMT]]>@ngaylinn @billyjoebowers I wish

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116813000292363436https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/116813000292363436Thu, 25 Jun 2026 22:02:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 22:01:10 GMT]]>@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online "Glassholes"]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nya.one/notes/anxm25t1d5xl01ilhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nya.one/notes/anxm25t1d5xl01ilThu, 25 Jun 2026 22:01:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Meta glasses are Cybertrucks for your face" on Thu, 25 Jun 2026 21:48:34 GMT]]>@billyjoebowers
What is the analogy for Specs glasses, I wonder.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/wdormann/statuses/116812946754659913https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/wdormann/statuses/116812946754659913Thu, 25 Jun 2026 21:48:34 GMT