<![CDATA[I would kill or die for Larry the cat.]]>I would kill or die for Larry the cat.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/a6223e3e-0725-4fdb-9845-bac11c29e337/i-would-kill-or-die-for-larry-the-cat.RSS for NodeSat, 04 Jul 2026 19:46:04 GMTSat, 04 Jul 2026 02:09:08 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:00:13 GMT]]>@CatsWander @gwynnion Correct me if I’m wrong … but did we all just flesh out a children’s book about Larry?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://musician.social/users/Vee/statuses/116859706670091202https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://musician.social/users/Vee/statuses/116859706670091202Sat, 04 Jul 2026 04:00:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:53:28 GMT]]>@gwynnion Indeed, as any noble cat lover would. Larry is demonstrating advanced feline cognitive abilities as he valiantly attempts to locate Schrodinger’s truffle. It could happen, theoretically. Larry knows. 😸

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116852604670356594/statuses/116859680116975046https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116852604670356594/statuses/116859680116975046Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:53:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:51:52 GMT]]>@dragonfrog @gwynnion Larry is doing this for love of the game!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/StevenSavage/statuses/116859673788359959https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/StevenSavage/statuses/116859673788359959Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:51:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:48:35 GMT]]>@gwynnion
As any cat will tell you, there is both something to be found, and there is nothing to found, until you finish digging the hole.
Larry is just demonstrating this by performance art, and the value of digging a hole as a creative endeavour. It is also commentary on capitalistic valuing of the worker. One works like a dog of the capitalist master, the other creates to be valued by all.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/JPK_elmediat/statuses/116859660924503160https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/JPK_elmediat/statuses/116859660924503160Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:48:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:42:32 GMT]]>@gwynnion @GeePawHill
Larry's OK. The problem is Big Fungus.
Larry is doing his part to sabotage the system.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/RonJeffries/statuses/116859637077679577https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/RonJeffries/statuses/116859637077679577Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:42:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:39:31 GMT]]>@gwynnion I LOVE HIM

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://elekk.xyz/users/himbovoorhees/statuses/116859625272174000https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://elekk.xyz/users/himbovoorhees/statuses/116859625272174000Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:39:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:31:48 GMT]]>@gwynnion Larry shows up every day and works hard just to make sure the dogs recognise their own skills. He does more for the team than some dickass human who digs nothing but takes everything

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/sinvega/statuses/116859594874185314https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/sinvega/statuses/116859594874185314Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:31:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:23:21 GMT]]>@gwynnion Larry can 100% be on my team.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EdCates/statuses/116859561652391726https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EdCates/statuses/116859561652391726Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:23:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:22:26 GMT]]>@gwynnion " he thinks he's on the team. He's emphatically not on the team. "

Me too, Larry, me too.
Keep digging.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116859558083853470https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116859558083853470Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:22:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:22:23 GMT]]>@vee @gwynnion Maybe the real truffles are the friends we made along the way.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GeePawHill/statuses/116859557891782100https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GeePawHill/statuses/116859557891782100Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:22:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:20:48 GMT]]>@GeePawHill @gwynnion For Larry it’s about the journey, not the destination.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://musician.social/users/Vee/statuses/116859551620128632https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://musician.social/users/Vee/statuses/116859551620128632Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:20:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:20:14 GMT]]>@GeePawHill Unpaid internship for "exposure" gets unpaid internship level work.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gwynnion/statuses/116859549423698460https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gwynnion/statuses/116859549423698460Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:20:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:19:41 GMT]]>@gwynnion Or maybe his contributions are in *intangibles*.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GeePawHill/statuses/116859547242736509https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GeePawHill/statuses/116859547242736509Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:19:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:18:58 GMT]]>@GeePawHill I mean, was he given proper on the job training? Maybe they just don't pay him enough.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gwynnion/statuses/116859544456826415https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gwynnion/statuses/116859544456826415Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:18:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:17:58 GMT]]>@gwynnion Larry basically explains my whole life experience.

I was part of the team, tho.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GeePawHill/statuses/116859540532622056https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GeePawHill/statuses/116859540532622056Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:17:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:15:51 GMT]]>@gwynnion LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/blogdiva/statuses/116859532170366452https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/blogdiva/statuses/116859532170366452Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:15:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:13:51 GMT]]>@gwynnion maybe Larry doesn't eat truffles and is going along with Larry's values, i.e., doing nonsensical activities. I mean, people are also looking at pixels world wide and paying good money for it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116786773036832205/statuses/116859524323599158https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116786773036832205/statuses/116859524323599158Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:13:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:05:19 GMT]]>@gwynnion
There's always that one guy at work

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ChrisJagged/statuses/116859490737856846https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ChrisJagged/statuses/116859490737856846Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:05:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:05:16 GMT]]>@gwynnion

Larry understands the assignment.

It isn't his fault that doggo and human are not learning.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bardicperspiration.club/users/tiefling/statuses/116859490537830900https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bardicperspiration.club/users/tiefling/statuses/116859490537830900Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:05:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:43:49 GMT]]>@gwynnion Larry is the archetypal zero cat

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DrollTide/statuses/116859406190077687https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DrollTide/statuses/116859406190077687Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:43:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:37:58 GMT]]>@gwynnion I think Larry needs to speak to a union rep. Management is clearly doing Larry wrong.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116859383206458166https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116859383206458166Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:37:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:34:02 GMT]]>@farah @gwynnion The way I had the exact same thought tho...

About me! Not you! Incase that wasn't clear :X

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/MsHearthWitch/statuses/116859367770180814https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/MsHearthWitch/statuses/116859367770180814Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:34:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:31:15 GMT]]>@gwynnion @StevenSavage there’s no team without larry 😭

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/ptoothfish/statuses/116859356818395044https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/ptoothfish/statuses/116859356818395044Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:31:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I would kill or die for Larry the cat. on Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:22:03 GMT]]>@StevenSavage @gwynnion if the coach thinks Larry isn't on the team, the team needs a new coach.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/dragonfrog/statuses/116859320637582927https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/dragonfrog/statuses/116859320637582927Sat, 04 Jul 2026 02:22:03 GMT