<![CDATA[NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN]]>NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/a90be51f-7e23-444e-9b42-3923f7288de8/never-lose-your-keys-againRSS for NodeSun, 04 Oct 2026 23:18:10 GMTSun, 20 Sep 2026 13:49:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:24:19 GMT]]>@JenJen That is truly funny

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Oldmikie/statuses/117304056868411714https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Oldmikie/statuses/117304056868411714Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:24:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:10:49 GMT]]>@JenJen And when you need to use the keys again you get them nice and warm.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/bit/statuses/117304003727750914https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/bit/statuses/117304003727750914Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:10:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:10:24 GMT]]>@JenJen @PetraPhoenix @aurochs it is indeed a slop.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/piecritic/statuses/117304002121051465https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/piecritic/statuses/117304002121051465Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:10:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:05:42 GMT]]>@PalmAndNeedle @PetraPhoenix @aurochs @JenJen do you mean that the design engineers might be naive but lawyers would have the experience to recognise it? 😁

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/GerardThornley/statuses/117303983616918657https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/GerardThornley/statuses/117303983616918657Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:05:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:04:01 GMT]]>@JenJen

@NanoRaptor this isn't one of yours is it?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/GerardThornley/statuses/117303977044049578https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/GerardThornley/statuses/117303977044049578Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:04:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:02:13 GMT]]>@kianryan

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/JenJen/statuses/117303969924038637https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/JenJen/statuses/117303969924038637Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:02:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:01:46 GMT]]>@JenJen

😳

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/StefanHirsch/statuses/117303968159076291https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/StefanHirsch/statuses/117303968159076291Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:01:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:01:42 GMT]]>@JenJen

Hoping there's no door cam when coming home... 🧐

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/FSchlueter/statuses/117303967883648359https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/FSchlueter/statuses/117303967883648359Sun, 20 Sep 2026 15:01:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:55:59 GMT]]>@SKleefeld @JenJen it looks like a butt plug

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117257805714065842/statuses/117303945458320894https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117257805714065842/statuses/117303945458320894Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:55:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:55:27 GMT]]>@JenJen *muffled jingling while walking*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/kianryan/statuses/117303943326901547https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/kianryan/statuses/117303943326901547Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:55:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:47:35 GMT]]>@JenJen
"Lube not included"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ruhr.social/users/itnomad/statuses/117303912390191545https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ruhr.social/users/itnomad/statuses/117303912390191545Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:47:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:38:45 GMT]]>@oblomov KMart died a while ago, at least in the U.S.
@aurochs @JenJen

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/StumpyTheMutt/statuses/117303877674933135https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/StumpyTheMutt/statuses/117303877674933135Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:38:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:37:30 GMT]]>@JenJen @yannber

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/vitaut/statuses/117303872749003799https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/vitaut/statuses/117303872749003799Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:37:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:35:27 GMT]]>@JenJen needs link. Asking for a friend.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wiert/statuses/117303864689679093https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wiert/statuses/117303864689679093Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:35:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:32:05 GMT]]>@JenJen
you had me at "waterproof design"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/young_ullrich/statuses/117303851461334571https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/young_ullrich/statuses/117303851461334571Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:32:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:30:02 GMT]]>@JenJen I like how it thought about the swimmers 'cos now you can keep your keys safe even in the swimming pool (hopefully, it won't open in the middle of the swim)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blorbo.social/users/minachan95/statuses/117303843380346012https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blorbo.social/users/minachan95/statuses/117303843380346012Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:30:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:26:56 GMT]]>@JenJen "I'll give you the key to my, ummmmm, heart...."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thecanadian.social/users/Plumbert/statuses/117303831206245993https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thecanadian.social/users/Plumbert/statuses/117303831206245993Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:26:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:24:35 GMT]]>@PetraPhoenix @aurochs NOOOO if that's true that's heartbreaking

Can't we even have novelty butt plugs anymore

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/JenJen/statuses/117303821935292520https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/JenJen/statuses/117303821935292520Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:24:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:24:16 GMT]]>@aurochs @JenJen it's apparently available at Kmart although I can't actually check the web .au website because it thinks I'm a bot or something.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117303820707848707https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117303820707848707Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:24:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:22:22 GMT]]>@PetraPhoenix @JenJen Well, then there is a possibility to market it!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/users/aurochs/statuses/117303813240685719https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/users/aurochs/statuses/117303813240685719Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:22:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:21:47 GMT]]>@JenJen @yannber this is going in the next sketchbook, isn't it?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117303810945943008https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117303810945943008Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:21:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:21:43 GMT]]>@PetraPhoenix @aurochs @JenJen of course its fake. This would never get past the first lawyer even casually glancing at it in early product design

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/PalmAndNeedle/statuses/117303810696183412https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/PalmAndNeedle/statuses/117303810696183412Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:21:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:21:41 GMT]]>@JenJen Not SURE putting an object right in the ass which *might* separate itself in multiple parts is the good thing to do...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/VioB/statuses/117303810530722597https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/VioB/statuses/117303810530722597Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:21:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN on Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:21:15 GMT]]>@LICHerally @JenJen of course he does 8-D

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117303808820047707https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117303808820047707Sun, 20 Sep 2026 14:21:15 GMT